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Suga_Lips (f)
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Sorry I don't elope with popes.  *Pulls out daggers (what's up with me and daggers) and stabs The Pope in the heart and neck multiple times. Runs back to saucekid and mourns* |
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Migines (m)
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Lol sory pope
*drives in and opens the door 4 suga who jumps in and they drive away. Suga is safe*
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tope_teadr (m)
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*activated a force field during the blast kept me safe*. *begins the phase 2 plan on hw 2 get suga back*.
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mimiko (f)
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I THIK WE NEED A JOKE TO COOL THE TEMPER AND ATLEAST STOP BLOOD SPILLAGE
Bukary is a servant boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bukary as usual, takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank.
However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bukary as the thief!!! At that same moment Bukary realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.
The Boss told his wife that "Cherish, you will see, he will be obliged to acknowledge ". He shouted: "Bukary!". Bukary answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pastis?". No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: still no answer. Then the Boss went to find Bukary in the kitchen and
says to him: "You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "Bukary retorted that "It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't understand anything at all, except the name"
Then to prove that Bukary lies, the Boss says to him: "You stay beside Madam, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question ". Bukary accepted. The Boss went in the kitchen and Bukary shouted: "Boss". He answered: "Yes, Bukary". Bukary continued: "Who goes at the maid bedroom when the Madam is not there?" No answer. Bukary shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" No answer. Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says "Bukary: It is true, you are right, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name ".
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The Pope (m)
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bad news migs, suga, a medical team was standing by during the attack and was quick enough to keep my heart pumping. now at ICU; recovery rate is 100%.
@mimiko
that was a nice one. good enough for a miserable wed'sday morning.
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Migines (m)
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Or nairawood.
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sussy1 (f)
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Nice joke, but the Boss is in trouble.
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freezy (m)
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Great joke Mimi. Trouble? That aint trouble, dearie. That is what i call BIG TROUBLE. BIG ASS TROUBLE. REAL BIG ASS TROUBLE. |
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saucekid (m)
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strolls in gently***i don't want to fight oooo
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Migines (m)
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what? He beta not be ne where close.
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Migines (m)
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what? He beta not be ne where close.
Hi mimi.
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Suga_Lips (f)
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strolls in gently***i don't want to fight oooo
*Leaps into saucekid's arms to greet him* |
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mimiko (f)
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migy hiya
The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can
Cure your headaches. The bad News is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a Headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new Suit.! " He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, Size 44 long." Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Bill tried the suit on and It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new Shirt?" Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Bill and Said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 Neck." Bill was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, How about some new underwear?" Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see, Size 36." Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years Old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a Size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against The base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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The Pope (m)
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uuuuhhhhhhhmmnn
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mimiko (f)
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P, M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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mimiko (f)
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@ da man
u know what at this point i really don't know i hope am safe but i will be a loving one
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kronkykay (m)
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@ mimi
gurl, you are on fire!
kip doing your thing.
i hope you make a good wifey -- to me
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The Pope (m)
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ha ha ha ha. laughs and watches on.
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mimiko (f)
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hmmmmmmmm  |
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The Pope (m)
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does anybody know where the best wives are found.
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Suga_Lips (f)
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@clem,
Who is the baby daddy? I need to know, so that I don't flirt with the guy and start some baby mama drama.
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saucekid (m)
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*and i definitely don't want to papa dada drama*
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kronkykay (m)
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stalking from a distance.
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Migines (m)
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@mimi
why not?
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kudos to the guy!hahha
