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You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 5:53pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .you see beggars dressed in corporate wears carrying laptop bags cheesy
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 5:57pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u hear boko-haram!!!
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:01pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u are flogged 10 strokes jst because u wan marry one ugly fulani girl grin

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:02pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u hear 'jooor'!!
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:07pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u hear "my name is holabisi. hif u like hegg hi can fry hit for u but there's no hoil"  cheesy
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:14pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u see a mother chasing a stubborn child on the street wit slippers in hand raised high to beat him while running after him(dat scenario ever cracks me) grin grin

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:17pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u hear 'PROUDLY NIGERIAN'

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:19pm On Aug 03, 2011
. . .u hear 'ur money or ur life' LOL

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:21pm On Aug 03, 2011
ma mony

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:26pm On Aug 03, 2011
no, dis is not beger his a fine guy no pinple, u no, smiley wink
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by kingokeyze(m): 6:31pm On Aug 03, 2011
bknight:

. . .u see a mother chasing a stubborn child on the street wit slippers in hand raised high to beat him while running after him(dat scenario ever cracks me) grin grin

if d pikin ge brain 2moro dat go bcom 1nce upon a time undecided[b][/b]
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by bknight: 6:48am On Aug 05, 2011
. . .u hear boys r not smiling

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2011
, Gbori e!
, Oloshi
or yet,
, who do you think you are?

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by firestar(f): 3:49pm On Aug 07, 2011
. . . You say ehn(?) and you hear: Gbagaun!          --- Version I
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 07, 2011
you know you are in nigeria when you hear "do you know who i am"?

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by firestar(f): 3:54pm On Aug 07, 2011
. . . When an answer to a silly question equates hissing angry and eye rolls. shocked
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 2:25pm On Aug 08, 2011
, You hear,
UP NEPA

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by dani1luv: 5:25pm On Aug 10, 2011
. . .you see guyz adjust their trousers when walking cheesy

Moved to Jokes Section

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by StudioCFR(m): 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2011
;d
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by dani1luv: 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2011
Studio CFR:

;d
you mean ' grin '
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by lysaa(f): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2011
Dani has killed this thread by moving it here.
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by PYTHAGORAS(m): 10:25am On Aug 19, 2011
P D P POWER!!!
OR
ACTION CONGRESS DEMOCRAZY FOR EVER

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 11:02am On Aug 19, 2011
when you see a sign like this " This house is not for sale"

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Nobody: 11:48am On Aug 19, 2011
you hear 'my credit don finish'

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by ice234: 7:28am On Aug 21, 2011
R wallet miss as u stop at Oshodi
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by SageNaruto(m): 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2011
wen u hear:
'maga don pay'
'boys r not smiling'
'if u do anyhow, ur landlord go c anyhow'
'god punish ur fada ynash'

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by olawalebabs(m): 7:23pm On Aug 22, 2011
, you hear the same promise of stable power supply, every four four years.

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by McHarry(m): 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2011
when u hear WETIN?
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by chumakk: 6:35am On Aug 23, 2011
, You see your child facebook maritial status as ' engaged' and you start wondering how it happened

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by Iranoladun(f): 9:42am On Aug 23, 2011
When someone is late for a scheduled appointment and says "na go slow"

When you hear "one chance"

"E go better"

When you are in slow moving traffic and you see a boy running beside your car like Ben Johnson shouting "oga cold pure water" or " buy Gala"

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Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by marcus1234: 9:46am On Aug 23, 2011
Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by geogeo01: 12:11pm On Aug 23, 2011
Wen U hear 'I dong die o' or when U ask "o boy una de hols" and d response is "nna, we de strike"

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