Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!

Did i hear about a truce? Jokers, It is a strict policy of the NINs never to negotiate with Terrorists(NIDs). We encourage all our allies to remains steadfast in the fight against terrorists.

sounds like one bush man lol

@ Jackal, hahahahahahahaha wayo wayo   spoken like a true soja  

omigosh y'all wont kill me o,sometime ago i would ve stood firmly by d NINs bu' sorry guys i had to upgrade. bu' seriously if u need any help tryin to become an NID jst hola me   i promise 2 do what i can

lmao. . .

Interim reports from the battle field suggests the NINs are running out of ammunition! The NIDs gatthered a few hours ago at the War Command Center to discuss this important development.

While the meeting is over, deliberations are still ongoing. The sudden reconciliatroy tone of the NIN's Field Commander Paw-paw hasn't gone unnoticed at all. Despite this, the NIDs are still threading very cautiously! The word is out that his reconciliatory tone might not be unconnected with a plea bargain to avoid being deported as reported by field correpondent babyosisi.

Others trying to get the praise for the development are now claiming they are responsible for this. Economist Soludo is in the fore-front with claims that his innovative suggestion to re-denominate the Naira is responsible. However, Agent Caradona is hotly contesting this claim by saying her trade mark boobs-flashing did the job. She recalls her encounter with Commander Paw-Paw in Zone 6 area of Abuja. Acording to her, she found herself cornered on all fronts during her tour of duty. Leading the assault against her was commander Pawpaw himself. Fortunately for her, PHCN took power and the advancing troops couldn't move forward. Seeing an opportunity for escape, Caradana quickly put her twin weapons to use. This time however, she needed more than to flash those weapons of mass distraction. She kept those boobs in full view of all the troops who were mesmerized to inaction. Sensing some will power from Pawpaw, she quickly moved those turbo-twins right in his face. In the heat of the moment, Commander Pawpaw's jaw dropped a few inches and he was heard to have said "life is good", though he meant to say "attack"! This provided Agent Caradona to make good her escape.

@Omoge,

You gotta feel sorry for Paw-Paw.
The negro is just frustrated after a dozen trials to cop a visa.
He blew up his LAST chance some few weeks ago when he applied for the UK Visa.
His finger-prints were taken so the poor lad can never impersonate or use another identity again.  
Paw-Paw is so frustrated now he is thinking of starting a professional career in football at the age of 36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets hope by the time he turns 50 Chelsea or Man Utd will notice him and sign him up.
IGNORAMUS should have been the appropriate word for this retard but i would use IGNORANUS.(Ignorant Asshole)

Mr. Roscodaddy, abeg you should have shut the airport for repairs over 10 years ago! We no dey come, radar them no get, NEPA takes light causing aircraft traffic hold up, cows are busy snoozing on the runway and firetrucks have no water in them and rosco is talking of shutting the airport.
That one no be airport o, na motor park.

the cows using the airport as runway

what a model 

@ PTH,

I heard about it . . . . . . . .
It was the most hilarious story i have ever heard.
An airplane ran into a herd of cattle at the airport in Port Harcourt.
Can u believe that?  
One would think those cattles were preparing for a marathon on the runway.


P.S. Where can i find Field Marshal Paw-Paw?

do you blame the cows? It must have looked like a smooth grazing field to the poor creatures. I bet you apostle daddy paw-paw is busy patching the runway out of shame. Can you believe we had to borrow a runway from Niger?


Na the same thing - Never Expect Power Always
Problem Has Changed Name.

It is all the same. Ask brother paw paw whether he has light in his house now.

One NINs prisoner of war here. Any takers for a conciliatory invitation letter?

@Roscodaddy,

I don't blame u because u don't know better.
IGNORANCE is sometimes BLISS but yours is pathetic!!!!!!!!!!

I will be waiting for u, Mr marriage counsellor.

I will be waiting for u, Mr marriage counsellor.
At last . . . . . . . . I have seen someone i can roast for dinner.
_{Le Chacal is very excited and sharpen its claws.}

@ I-man,

The NINs are like roaches.
You kill one and 5 appears . . . . . . Reminds me of em Vietcongs.

I-man,that is a big lie you know better na,why you dey lie to yourself,why do we have thread like help me find a good girl from home,and also girls still come back home to their naija boyfriends after all the enjoyment,Jackal,still hold on,I will be with you,all you NIDS,now I have been bombarded with emails from NIDs to go to our beloved bar beach though now na something else to offer prayers against floods,wild fire,heat wave and the rest of them,I dey look for my sutana and my staff,this night na prayers for NIDs.

you go Caradona!!
There are weapons and there are weapons!

@ Debosky,

 
I-man's girl forced to marry a panel-beater?
This would make him more determined to kill and torture any NIN.