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ikamefa (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #32 on: August 17, 2007, 10:41 PM »

 Grin jakumo  you gat me rolling on the floor  Kiss

NINs and NIDs  indeeded Grin


bimbliss (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #33 on: August 17, 2007, 10:50 PM »

this is the most hilarious thread
Paw-Paw (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #34 on: August 17, 2007, 10:53 PM »

These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.
tpia
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #35 on: August 17, 2007, 10:58 PM »

sheesh, i went hot and cold when I read  this pawpaw abi na mango's suggestion that all returning Nigerians be sprayed with disinfectant at the airport, because they are shit packers.

 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Undecided Undecided Angry Angry Cheesy Grin


i don't even know which smiley to use sef.




Paw-Paw (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #36 on: August 17, 2007, 11:06 PM »

Its our country and if we decide to spray and hose you down with disinfectants so be it. Enough of the stink returning to Nigeria.

tpia
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #37 on: August 17, 2007, 11:09 PM »

Quote from: Paw-Paw on August 17, 2007, 11:06 PM
Its our country and if we decide to spray and hose you down with disinfectants so be it. Enough of the stink returning to Nigeria.



pawpaw, you're a fruitcake for real.  A complete macadamia.

as batty as they come. The genuine article.

Never let your leg waka pass Nigeria o. In fact never waka pass your village.
debosky (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #38 on: August 17, 2007, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: tpia on August 17, 2007, 10:58 PM
all returning Nigerians be sprayed with disinfectant at the airport, because they are shit packers.

 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Undecided Undecided Angry Angry Cheesy Grin

the NIN's have dealt the NID's a deadly blow! dehumanizing disinfection will be required of any NID's visiting the country henceforth to remove the apparent stench resulting from endless hours of packing shit!

The Dettol and Izal dealers association (DIDA) have imported a new consignment of products to cater for increased demand!


More to follow
Tats (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #39 on: August 17, 2007, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: Paw-Paw on August 17, 2007, 10:53 PM
These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.
Since when did Aki and Paw-Paw become "Most people in the world"?
easimoni (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #40 on: August 17, 2007, 11:13 PM »

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Grin
Tats (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #41 on: August 17, 2007, 11:14 PM »

The problem with guys like Paw-Paw et al be say they are not aware that Soak-away pits are not used over here and that all Sh*t go straight to the sewers. And them claim say them don travel out of naija! Grin
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #42 on: August 17, 2007, 11:21 PM »

Symptoms of the Visa Rejection Syndrome are most prevalent among NINs members.

Unfortnately it is they who fail to realise that foreign or Nigerian, shit packing is serious business.

Beware! Shit packing in progress!
femionasan (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #43 on: August 17, 2007, 11:27 PM »

O ga o!!! Where are the NINs abi una don dey retreat. It seems as if u don't have enough ammunition (cybercafe time) to fight this battle.
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #44 on: August 17, 2007, 11:29 PM »

NEPA must have taken light in their cybercafe or the cafe has closed.
Tats (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #45 on: August 17, 2007, 11:32 PM »

Quote from: PTH on August 17, 2007, 11:29 PM
NEPA must have taken light in their cybercafe or the cafe has closed.
You forgot to add that the Police could have taken them in because of Yahoo yahoo!
RichyBlacK (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #46 on: August 17, 2007, 11:45 PM »

*** Aiming M40 sniper rifle on Paw-Paw's big head ***

That Paw-Paw  guy is just a frustrated boy. Most NIDs care about Naija more than many NINs who engage in all sorts of criminal and morally reprehensible means of getting money. On the contrary, shit-packing is a noble profession. If the NINs can learn to be better shit packers, the Lagos lagoon won't be as poisonous to life as it is now. Shit-packing for life jare!

*** One shot, he's down. ***

PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #47 on: August 17, 2007, 11:47 PM »

Members of NINs only remember they love Nigeria the minute they realise there is no hope of escaping the misery they regard as life.
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #48 on: August 17, 2007, 11:57 PM »

darfur notices the thread, realises the war going on, gets his bullet proof vest on, gets rocket launchers and SMGs, also gets IEDs(improvised explosive device) and is saying his pre-battle prayers and now looking for his 1st victim among the NINs   . . . . . . . .  Angry
Iyke-D (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #49 on: August 17, 2007, 11:58 PM »

Quote
These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.

Man come of it -your country (our country Nigeria) is a disgrace already, those packing shit in the
diaspora have nothing to do with.

While its commendable that you are so concerned about starting an SNA fund for the
stranded ones abroad, you may want to give some thoughts to starting any of these first:

    Movement for the Emancipation of Shitpackers from Moneygram (MESM)
    Save Nigerians in Nigeria Fund (SNNF)
    Better Toilets Across Nigeria Association (BTANA)
    Passable Roads for All Nigerians Movement (PRANM)
    Alliance for Visa Rejectees (AVR)
    Stop Pissing on the Streets Movement (SPSM)
   
Need more suggestions?

You bet the shit packers will be the first to donate to those worthy causes, and maybe then, you wouldn't need your SNA as conditions on the ground will become more favorable to the stranded
ones.  Smiley
Roscodaddy (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #50 on: August 17, 2007, 11:59 PM »

Reports reaching my desk is that all NINs and VDU (visa denied unit) are having a special retreat as we speak in Niger Delta,since there PHCN has decided to hold power,which means no light, more news to come.
fuzek
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #51 on: August 18, 2007, 12:01 AM »

@PTH and d rest,
m actually throwing and rolling myself on d floor, OMG, u people wont kill me neway Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #52 on: August 18, 2007, 12:06 AM »

The NIN members have disappeared, there is no more fuel in the generator. Please let us set up a donation to collect funds to purchase inverters for some of them.
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #53 on: August 18, 2007, 12:07 AM »

darfur is yet to fire 1st bullet. all NINs are under voicemail arrangement. none in sight. darfur decides to patrol for security purposes. itching to fire at anything that resembles an NIN. . . . . . Angry    Angry Angry  Angry
Tats (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #54 on: August 18, 2007, 12:08 AM »

Quote from: PTH on August 18, 2007, 12:06 AM
The NIN members have disappeared, there is no more fuel in the generator. Please let us set up a donation to collect funds to purchase inverters for some of them.
Dem do fade
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #55 on: August 18, 2007, 12:10 AM »

in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.
Roscodaddy (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #56 on: August 18, 2007, 12:11 AM »

All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #57 on: August 18, 2007, 12:14 AM »

donates a solid slap for roscomugu

Quote from: Roscodaddy on August 18, 2007, 12:11 AM
All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox

for ya ignorant brain's info, UK and naija are in same time now. so it's also midnight in the stingy UK where i live. and work Tongue

gives him another slap Cool
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #58 on: August 18, 2007, 12:16 AM »

Roscomugu is angry, again he has missed out on the visa lottery. Please try again next yr.
Tats (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #59 on: August 18, 2007, 12:19 AM »

** Knocks Rosco's head **

He also forgets that it is early evening in the US.

Anyway, I can't blame him. He has just come from an 18 hour shift in the enclosed factories of the Chinkos in Lagos, so you can pardon him for his blunder.
k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #60 on: August 18, 2007, 12:22 AM »

Quote from: darfur on August 18, 2007, 12:10 AM
in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.
lol u a cracker. this 2 funny
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #61 on: August 18, 2007, 12:28 AM »

darfur is fuming seriously . . . .where are the NINs. . . . . . . . . .  Angry
anusule (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #62 on: August 18, 2007, 12:34 AM »

stop the war  Huh
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #63 on: August 18, 2007, 12:35 AM »

in the absence of a real war darfur shoots himself in the leg and limps away angrily Angry
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