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aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #96 on: August 18, 2007, 02:28 AM »

what the feck is PHCN
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #97 on: August 18, 2007, 02:33 AM »

@ aloib, you can't suspend a member of the NIDs board of trustees.  Grin
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #98 on: August 18, 2007, 02:34 AM »

board of trustees, who dash am, 
PTH (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #99 on: August 18, 2007, 02:34 AM »

Quote from: aloib on August 18, 2007, 02:28 AM
what the feck is PHCN

PHCN - Please Hold Candles Now, the non-power generating company of which members of the NINs party are very proud.

Quote from: aloib on August 18, 2007, 02:34 AM
board of trustees, who dash am,

no be your fault, u no know your elders again.  Grin
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #100 on: August 18, 2007, 02:37 AM »

me sef i be elder,  u mean phcn is the new nepa,  sounds more like somethn in porthacourt

wer are the nins,  hahahaha them no get lite, lmaoooooooo
dachamp (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #101 on: August 18, 2007, 02:40 AM »

@PTH
Quote
what the feck is PHCN

PHCN - Please Hold Candles Now, the non-power generating company of which members of the NINs party are very proud.

Quote from: aloib on Today at 02:34:01 AM
board of trustees, who dash am,

no be your fault, u no know your elders again.
please, tender justice because you'll c more NIDs online l8r lol

JUST LOVING IT!
dachamp (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #102 on: August 18, 2007, 02:43 AM »

looking forward to seein more war between the NIDs n NINs l8r 2day
dachamp (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #103 on: August 18, 2007, 02:46 AM »

@all
Peace
chiegemba (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #104 on: August 18, 2007, 03:00 AM »

@ topic; na real war oooo!!! rollin on d floor and dyin of laughter Grin Grin Grin. irony of life "we r all labelled Nigerians home or aboard"
debosky (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #105 on: August 18, 2007, 03:23 AM »

Latest Reports:

After the abduction of k0be by the NINs insurgency, he has been sent back to his family's bosom for some well deserved R and R, plus his load of shit was accumulating fast and in need of urgent packing.

Conflicting reports are emanating from NIDs high command that certain NINs are masquerading as NIDs and vice versa, and this is currently undermining intelligence gathering. Some of the NIN spies have become so intoxicated with the free shaks in the NID mammy market that they have resolved to join the shit packing train and not return to their commanders who keep the best paraga and ogogoro strictly for their consumption.

Frequent raids on some yahoo yahoo cybercafes have seriously depleted the NIN ranks, causing massive defection and more discontent among the troops, but sadly many are unable to cross over and end up joining the ranks of the Rejected Visa Association (RVA)

In other news, the container of shit being imported for local packing has been sunk at sea close to the Lagos port. This has caused an even greater stench than the returnee NID shit packers, leading to NINs researchers working on Extra Strength Izal and Shelltox to combat the spreading putrid odor.
NIDs are urgently advised to avoid Lagos at all costs since the locals will believe the shit stench is emanating from their person, lynchings have been observed at MMIA and at the Seme border of hapless NIDs.

Sequel to these events General Paw Paw and odaran Sule Gambari have been seen visiting Yaba Left and Aro Mental to recruit more troops, it seems that these are the loyalists who understand the Great General's ideas best, and have the mental retardedalertness required for these crucial operations.


UP NEPA!!! sorry PHCN  Grin, this temporary reprieve will definitely lead to a strengthening of the NIN ranks, sources close to NIN yahoo yahoo division indicate that NINs are mustering their troops for a counter- assault! please stay tuned for details.



k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #106 on: August 18, 2007, 03:43 AM »

lmao Grin
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #107 on: August 18, 2007, 03:56 AM »

Nothing annoys me more than pure human stupidity, why are u trying to further create turmoil and hatred on nairaland? isnt nairaland for all nigerians , both home and abroad,  u have issues@!
k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #108 on: August 18, 2007, 04:07 AM »

all in the name of pure entertainment.
grab a sense of humour or watch from the sideline m8
Caradona (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #109 on: August 18, 2007, 04:16 AM »

This is Agent 008 Caradona at your service!!!!
I was recruited by Nigerians in Diaspora (NIDs) to infiltrate the Moneygram Hugging and stalking Nigerians in Nigeria
but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.
Now I've reached my destination and awaiting further instructions.
this is Agent 008 over and out
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #110 on: August 18, 2007, 04:22 AM »

Quote from: MP007 on August 18, 2007, 03:56 AM

Nothing annoys me more than pure human stupidity, why are u trying to further create turmoil and hatred on nairaland? isnt nairaland for all nigerians , both home and abroad,  u have issues@!


    Huh
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #111 on: August 18, 2007, 04:42 AM »

what am trying to say is that we should stop critizing each other,  ,  hatred sucks ,  and to aloib ,  seee u r black assx is in asian ,  u chinesh -negro,  ooh ma bad,  chi-negro
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #112 on: August 18, 2007, 04:47 AM »

when you learn how to write correct english come and face me,
i'm not in asian, i'm in asia, lol,  and what is ur stupid black ass doing in texas,  ashiere oshi,
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #113 on: August 18, 2007, 04:50 AM »

Quote from: aloib on August 18, 2007, 04:47 AM
when you learn how to write correct english come and face me,
i'm not in asian, i'm in asia, lol, and what is your stupid black ass doing in texas, ashiere oshi,
very funny,    ,       Grin Grin Grin,  u must be a very angry person,

and by the way, i was born in dallas , texas,  just for the record,   Grin Tongue
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #114 on: August 18, 2007, 04:53 AM »

lol, angry ke? why would i take things people do on NL personal,  i'm just saying o,  FYI not every asian is chinese, geddit??
ure just  Huh Huh
k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #115 on: August 18, 2007, 04:53 AM »

Quote from: Caradona on August 18, 2007, 04:16 AM
but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.
what a nutty reporter Tongue
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #116 on: August 18, 2007, 04:56 AM »

and u are just Huh and so Undecided
aloib (f)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #117 on: August 18, 2007, 05:09 AM »

Quote from: MP007 on August 18, 2007, 04:56 AM
and u are just Huh and so Undecided

u need to go to bed
Jakumo (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #118 on: August 18, 2007, 06:03 AM »

Quote from: Caradona on August 18, 2007, 04:16 AM
This is Agent 008 Caradona at your service!!!!
,  but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.
 
this is Agent 008 over and out

In my capacity as the war correspondent charged with chronicling this epic battle, I must insist on authentic video footage of the above mentioned tit flashing episode to neutralise speculation as to whether the said incident did in fact occur,  and is not merely the product of imaginative rumor mongers attempting to capitalize on the fog of war by interjecting phony reports which may distract front-line troops from the onerous task at hand.
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #119 on: August 18, 2007, 06:06 AM »

jakumo, what is epic about this so-called battle ,  its just nonsence
Jakumo (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #120 on: August 18, 2007, 06:10 AM »

Rumours suggesting that all those found guilty of lacking a sense of humor are to be forcefully drafted for combat duty are yet to be confirmed.   Get that stern expression off your face quick, MP5
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #121 on: August 18, 2007, 06:14 AM »

sense of humor aint for everybody,  its not funnny, ma guy , its just not dam funny,  people like me experience this shit ,  aint got time for this nonsence,
Jakumo (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #122 on: August 18, 2007, 06:19 AM »

Well excuuuuuusee me, Mr. Too Busy Executive.   Might I suggest you simply ignore this thread and start you own discourse on the importance of keeping a SERIOUS rigor-mortise expression on one's face from cradle to grave.
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #123 on: August 18, 2007, 06:21 AM »

why rapping ,   Grin, i have my humor side,  personal experience with this thread just aint making me feel it ,  thats all , 
k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #124 on: August 18, 2007, 06:40 AM »

aww, are you in the US. army reserve?
jakumo, lol@ video footage of tit-flashing episode.
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #125 on: August 18, 2007, 06:42 AM »

no mind him,  the guy just registered with slective selrvice today ,  he is scared of being drafted.meself no want draft oooooo
k0be
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #126 on: August 18, 2007, 06:45 AM »

mp that question was for you sha! you said your experience had affected your sense of &&&
MP007 (m)
Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora!
« #127 on: August 18, 2007, 06:47 AM »

ha, army reserve? hell to da no,  i be the only son of my papa,  i dey slective service sha.whats up kobe boi
i didnt say it affected by sense of humor,  all am saying is that i don't joke with the topic in question, 
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