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almondjoy (f)
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Brother, you're shocked?
Nothing at all brov! Nothing at all!  me am not sure if she misses u or anyone one, because she wont bring her ass here  
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mellow (m)
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Only me watching all this Drama?
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acidrop (f)
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where is everyone 
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Siena
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where is everyone  Are you missing anyone then?
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Islander (f)
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Almondjoy I missed you like a child misses their blanket  . Donde esta usted?? Bienveinido, I pray all is well with you and the family, Haven't been around much. Some parrot snitched on me, so I am being monitored by the other half  ( anyway I am a woman I know how to work around that)
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Siena
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Imani, you've lost me - who IS Almondjoy? 
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Imani (f)
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Imani, you've lost me - who IS Almondjoy?  Militia/Bebelove/Afrodixie/Militiana/Almondjoy . . .and the others we are yet to uncover.  Militiayou dey try o. . . talking from both sides of the mouth and gender 
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ikamefa (f)
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Militia/Bebelove/Afrodixie/Militiana/Almondjoy . . .and the others we are yet to uncover.  Militiayou dey try o. . . talking from both sides of the mouth and gender   if this is true mama millie ! i dey throway salute oh! 
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Imani (f)
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Read he/her posts on other threads. . .  Other nairalanders have uncovered this fact too. @Militia, Why were you banned the last time? 
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Imani (f)
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Siena, Have you wondered why almondjoy decided to "close" this thread in the last post? 
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Siena
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Siena, Have you wondered why almondjoy decided to "close" this thread in the last post?  Hmmm . . . mmm . . . 
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almondjoy (f)
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Siena, Have you wondered why almondjoy decided to "close" this thread in the last post?  Because BABEELOVE sent me to do so.  BABEELOVE said to tell you that she misses you guys very much and will soon be back from Naija. She complained that it is very boring and had to avoid Nairaland for a while. She said no more bushmeats on Nairaland. Hmmm . . . mmm . . .  Dear Siena. I met MILITIA in Nigeria and she told me to tell you that she still loves you very much as her one true love of Nairaland, She plans to attend your wedding---in cognito of course next year. Just wanted me to give you a message. She wanted to know how far you are from "Blackburn"---I think 30 minutes from Manchester. She is on her way back from Nigeria and wanted to see if you guys could meet at one to the 2 Burger Kings in " Victoria Station"--Just to see your handsome face.  If you have any message please drop it here so I can give it to her. She told me many wonderful things about you. Just being new to Nairaland, I must say they are all true. She thinks she can be safe with you because you have always had noble intentions. She trusts you wholesomely. @Ikamefa mama mili says hi. Says to say hello to iice and mukina2. Says you guys have been scarce for some time now and she misses your posts. @Acidrop--- BABEELOVE wants to know which one you dey sef? Where are Moody and aloib? 
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almondjoy (f)
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 Hmmm! Na wa for you oh! I beg hide us small--no decode too much oh!  Read he/her posts on other threads. . . Other nairalanders have uncovered this fact too.@Militia, Why were you banned the last time?  She says she has been banned like 10 times. But to say one thing for sure, she says usually for behaviours that constitute "taboos" to the frail minds on Nairaland and for being just plain vulgar!  I am just a messenger please. I take messages from MILITIA other "personalities". I am only the messenger please.  So here are the reasons. 1. For being an abomination on Nairaland 2. For corrupting young minds 3. Shameless flirtatious tendencies 4. Thread derailment and thrashing 5. Being unable to control one's temper 6. Clogging up the website with serious traffic jams 7. Sleeping with "animals"  --her favorite---that MILITIA LOGAN story did not go down too well with most!  8. Causing too much trouble--fighting and arguing 9. Just plain vulgar. 10. Having multiple sexual partners on Nairaland.
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ikamefa (f)
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 Hmmm! Na wa for you oh! I beg hide us small--no decode too much oh!  She says she has been banned like 10 times. But to say one thing for sure, she says usually for behaviours that constitute "taboos" to the frail minds on Nairaland and for being just plain vulgar!  I am just a messenger please. I take messages from MILITIA other "personalities". I am only the messenger please.  So here are the reasons. 1. For being an abomination on Nairaland 2. For corrupting young minds 3. Shameless flirtatious tendencies 4. Thread derailment and thrashing5. Being unable to control one's temper 6. Clogging up the website with serious traffic jams 7. Sleeping with "animals" --her favorite---that MILITIA LOGAN story did not go down too well with most!  8. Causing too much trouble--fighting and arguing9. Just plain vulgar. 10. Having multiple sexual partners on Nairaland. i can't fit to laugh oh  @almond please ask mama millie how she dey 
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almondjoy (f)
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I just got off the phone with her. She is doing great. On her way back home in a week. She says she loves your "monkey' style oh! 
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ikamefa (f)
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I just got off the phone with her. She is doing great. On her way back home in a week. She says she loves your "monkey' style oh!  ngwa ! tell her just for her na gorilla style i go adopt next time 
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ikamefa (f)
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aight! 
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Siena
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Lol @ thread!  I'm probably about 3 hours from Manchester. 
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almondjoy (f)
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Lol @ thread!  I'm probably about 3 hours from Manchester.  Wow! Siena! MILITIA says she can work something out! Three hours from manchester?  Boy! You just make yourself hard to reach don't you?  Not to worry. I guess she just has to come for your wedding then. She says to ask you if it is okay? She would not be able to see you within the week since her connecting flight is only a 2 day stop over. She is dying to meet you. 
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Siena
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Lol! Siena's "living" to meet her!  Manchester's not at the end of the world either, besides, Siena drives! 
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almondjoy (f)
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Lol! Siena's "living" to meet her!  Manchester's not at the end of the world either, besides, Siena drives!  She says this is great news! She is overjoyed! Hmmmm! She says she is no longer dying to meet you but want to live to meet you too before she dies of anticipation. You are the one Nairalander she wants to meet and has been scheming painstakingly to accomplish that goal. She also says she has the utmost respect for you and your size 13 feet.!  But all she wants is a "bear hug" from you. Nothing more. Never slept well since she saw that "chest" of yours on Nairaland. Can I tell you a secret?  I am actually married to her and since I love her dearly, I would do anything to make her happy  Between you and I she is a piece of work. She says to ask you if you know why she loves you best of all Nairalanders? She would like you to guess before she tells you! 
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Siena
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Lol! Siena's never been any good at guessing games! Still, I'd say she wants me to show her the "way to Amarillo"! 
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almondjoy (f)
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Lol! Siena's never been any good at guessing games! Still, I'd say she wants me to show her the "way to Amarillo"!  She says at this point she is desperate and will take any way you show her! 
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Siena
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Siena merged with 774 is the way to Amarillo! 
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almondjoy (f)
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Siena merged with 774 is the way to Amarillo!  She says she knew she was goint to bite off more than she can chew with you. What the heck are you talking about. I think you lost my air head of a wife.  Errrrm? could you let her know if it it a good merge or a detour?  You coming to Tx? 
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Siena
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Nah, Texas is a bit off the beaten track.
Still, the merger between Siena and 774 was the best thing for 2007.
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