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toyinrayo (f)
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Nigerian men sef  the bobo can't even give me an answer. @ Toyinrayo My tommy is making funny noises, I better go raid the kitchen, I'll be back later. LOL. . . abeg, give hollandis a chance na. you're lucky i already got someone, or i'd have steal him from you. . . .you dey shakara too much na, the bobo dey sweat for you. |
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toyinrayo (f)
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well the reality is ,I cannot really describe a perfect date but if i were to try, I want you to be totally comfortable , in a place ,we would be able to talk , not just intellectually but also just about how we feel .Then project into the type of conversations where I would spend hours talking and not wanting to end because i will have so much to say . I will be so interested in your responses .
So you don't get bored,I might say something funnyand listen to the wonderful things you have to say, and then when it is late ,I 'd take you home and when i drop you off,I will reminisence and wait for another date with you.I hope I am not boring.The kiss doesnt come up.because we are busy talking
.Well I don't know.
I talk a lot
awwwwwwww. . . . .that is so sweet!! really, it is |
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hollandis
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Toyin thanks a lot  , you are too kind my stomach is making noises awwwwwwww i'm still here though on this seat for more than 5 hrs wwwwwwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaat? I like freewilly's confidence,personality |
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toyinrayo (f)
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I like freewilly's confidence,personality
lol. . . eyah, that is so sweet. . . |
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hollandis
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she isnt here anymore Toyin,have i got real love here? Maybe she isnt attracted to me  or let me just hope and wish and probably pray yeah  I am ginne pray wait a minute! where is freewilly ooooooooo she has gone to take some food i see sorry hunhoping u 'd come back quickly Toyin spice this thingy a little bit now |
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hollandis
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I am all home alone again no one but me no sleep,not even the feel i just need to chat with one person FREEWILLY |
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toyinrayo (f)
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lol. . , ok, i'll add some spice. . . .which kind? dried pepper or atarodo (red pepper)
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hollandis
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lol. . , ok, i'll add some spice. . . .which kind? dried pepper or atarodo (red pepper)
lol,just make an order for two turtle doves atarado ke?Mo fe malu o Je ka, jo,iyawon me tin bo o. Owun nor da?  |
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debosky (m)
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hollandis don't you have cows that need milking?  abeg leave the peperempes for me jare  Come on ladies, let a real man give you a treat  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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debosky?!!! dnt make me report you to Busta!!! leave now!! @hollandis your girl does not understand yoruba, it'll be fair if we talk in english jeeez, your yoruba is worst than mines. . . |
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hollandis
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@toyin thats yoruba for starters i speak beter jormeanwhile,where has she gone now? may be maybe not but she really made my day  @deosky can u describe a real man  |
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The Sly
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introducing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .! ! ! ! ! . . . . . |
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hollandis
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mabe its time to doze off will wait for some time though Gosh,I'm sleepy already! |
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Freewilly (f)
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I'm back folks, nothing like left over spaghetti and fried chicken,
I read your response hollandis, very sweet but I'd be very bored if all you want to do on our first date is talk, I'm sure a dude like you would be able to come up with more creative things to do on a date. Talking is good dear but knowing me I'll fall asleep and that would be very rude to you.
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toyinrayo (f)
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@toyin thats yoruba for starters i speak beter joryou speak better when you're competing against SLY johis yoruba is an eyesore to read!!! awon omo hausa po ni ile Nairaland but she really made my day me nko?
meanwhile,where has she gone now?
may be maybe not
LOL. . . .she went to scavange her fridge. . . @debo long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss hisssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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toyinrayo (f)
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I'm back folks, nothing like left over spaghetti and fried chicken,
I read your response hollandis, very sweet but I'd be very bored if all you want to do on our first date is talk, I'm sure a dude like you would be able to come up with more creative things to do on a date. Talking is good dear but knowing me I'll fall asleep and that would be very rude to you.
LMSBO . . . .hehehe |
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debosky (m)
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A real man has a regular name, not named after some cheap a$$ evaporated milk @ toyin I'm just trying to give my sisters a good time |
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Freewilly (f)
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A real man has a regular name, not named after some cheap a$$ evaporated milk @ toyin I'm just trying to give my sisters a good time If you don't mind me asking, how would you give a sister a good time ? |
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toyinrayo (f)
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A real man has a regular name, not named after some cheap a$$ evaporated milk the same milk you wake up at 4 am to drink? before getting to work on the farm? |
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debosky (m)
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sharrap you razz Ondo girl @ Free I would tell you, but words do not really do it justice, I prefer to show a lady. |
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The Sly
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you speak better when you're competing against SLY johis yoruba is an eyesore to read!!! awon omo hausa po ni ile Nairaland
abi o fe je kin fun e ni igbati ni? (u want me to smack tha taste out of your mouth? ) |
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hollandis
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@Freewilly
Glad to have you back.My sleep or the feel of it just evaporated with automatic alacrity.About the first date stuff
Sowrie,that's what I could profer 4 now.I promise you,no dull moment.Its going to be all fun
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toyinrayo (f)
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abi o fe je kin fun e ni igbati ni? (u want me to smack tha taste out of your mouth? )eya, no need to write it in english, i checked it for youit was ok. try a little harder next time. maybe you shouldn't miss yoruba class next timeeh? sharrap you razz Ondo girl Ondo ko, Abuja ni @Freewilly
Glad to have you back.My sleep or the feel of it just evaporated with automatic alacrity.About the first date stuff
Sowrie,that's what I could profer 4 now.I promise you,no dull moment.Its going to be all fun
awwwwwwww. . . . **is that cupid that just flew by?**If you don't mind me asking, how would you give a sister a good time ?
he'll take you to the pet shiw. . . .boring!! |
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Freewilly (f)
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@Freewilly
Glad to have you back.My sleep or the feel of it just evaporated with automatic alacrity.About the first date stuff
Sowrie,that's what I could profer 4 now.I promise you,no dull moment.Its going to be all fun
I don't mean to be rude to you dear, but that's nothing to look forward to, my friends will "dog" me out from now till next year if the found out I went out with a dude and all we did was seat in some fast food place and talked for hours. |
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Freewilly (f)
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he'll take you to the pet shiw. . . .boring!! LoL our men need to start spending money on us instead of those stinky fat white girls. You see most of them with. |
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debosky (m)
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fat white girls?  God forbid, tufiakwa, olorun maje I can spend money or do what it takes, but I prefer to show by my actions rather than empty words |
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hollandis
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@Freewilly I am a guy,a honest one and i'm confident we'd have the perfect date,ok let me be honest here,.Its for the starters ok?No much time to learn the rudiments of courtship.Been busy all my life.About your friends they gine chk u out and be green,their eyes will come popping out ,when they see us in our glorious union.I promise you,its going to be fun
I will make some add -ons though
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sereques (m)
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I object, they are not Fat, they are not Stinky. They only smell Garlic which I think it's better than my Naija girls that smell fish
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sereques (m)
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Hollandis update the date now and let her take the earliest flight to DCA
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hollandis
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@Freewilly i am not stingy too,I will be there when u need me,I will be thereat exactly the time u say pick me up.If you say 3.45pm.I'd be there 3.44 .59pm.I will always bring flowers.your choce,just name it, the pride of baarbados, natural ones
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hollandis
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maybe i need some professional help here Toyin where are you now? |
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