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PTH, I go wound You oooo !!!



Y r u talking to my honey like that. You no dey fear face 

You again!!! " how many people way u won make i beg on dere bahalf" e never tey when i just finish dey beg u 4 acid abi u get wahala 4 women side?

Hey girl; how u dey now?  


i know i shey! e b like say this PTH like 2 dey find woman wahala? 

fine oooo! can't complain  just woke up from sleep now

yeah dere is, later 2night

Thanks Sis; God dey help me well. Anyways make u go enjoy 4 that your weddin and dance 4 2 oooo

Please my love, I hate it when you frown.   Pardon the intrusions.  As you know, this is a "Nigerian" owned website, and privacy laws are virtually unheard of as evidenced by a continous and deliberate sabotage------of the much demanded PM functions of this website, thereby enabling and propagating the tribalistic monkeys juvenile act of tatafoism and ameboism!!!!   As you know some of them---you know yourselves--claim to have cast the first building stone at Ogun state when Nairaland was built! They have failed to build their own websites and put their names there so we can come and curse them out there too!  These perpertual part time moderators, out of joblessness spend time on Nairaland camoflaging in and out of this environment with multiple user names!

As is the case with a certain tribal menace---gossip and hypocrisy rule by day---while polygamy and dog-fighting rule by night! Also you are aware that to quell their insatiable appetite for gossip,  hilarious magazines like "YELLO!", COUNTRY-DUGBE-PEEPS, AND THE NOSSYENQUIRERs are widely in circulation.

The minister of justice in the utopia-Nairaland federation, his royal judgeship Mallam  Lukman Olanajim is currently presiding over Nairaland---only men and women of "unequivocal" impeccable moral standing can show liver or kidney in such places.  I am still defending myelf and will do so till I die

_{-----IN THE TRUE FIGHTING AMERICO-BIAFRAN spirit!}  

Please be prepared to defend yours at any time!  As an young member of Nairaland with almost 5000 posts, you have more to lose than I--with the power of reincarnation!   This is your time to cut and run---if you so desire.


As for the rest of you who decide to "flirt profusely" in the public forum of Nairaland, Lord Olanajim is watching!  With your wuru-wuru creeds and play play ashewoism, this is the chance to prove your creed here!--------------in this beer palour   If you so much as show your face in here without knocking and specifying who you are looking for----you are surely going to get super "Phocked" from front to back, side to side and corner to corner till your insides fall out!   Depending on what kind of "phock" you want.  There is the good phock and of course the very very humiliating "bad phock"---that you will be forced to ban yourself and return with your famous  1-post entries!


Those with 1-post tactics are welcome---but like the owner of this massage palour says---you need invitation to come in here, and you must play by the rules.  knock before entering here--SO RESPECT YOUR ASHEWO-LOVING selves!

Chiegemba my girl,----he he he he he he you get bulldozer now--so na open invitation to see ya brother--Uche!  How can I complain? Uche2una please, whether na bycicle or okada, or harley-D, or Hummer, or airforce 1----you can pick me up anytime your are in the mood.    Even if na for Lord Olanajim court house where I dey defend myself against stupid, lilly-livered ashewo-loving bushmeats!


Some other people come in here and looks like you missed their way---I beg make una google Uselu, Aro, or Ojuelegba for directions and please back it up with the latest GPS navigaiton system to ensure you do not miss your way here oh!   Since you say you are in the "giant of Africa" GPS can pick up areas in okokomiako and maroko too!

KPOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE I SMELL UNA YANSH FOR HERE!

OSONDI OWENDI  OH??? -------------  OSONDI OWENDI OH!!!!

_{I don choose and register my next life name kpa kpa!  I say bring it on!!!!}

Cunning man die, cunning man bury am! Right now my score board say na 1:1.  This is to break the tie---goal kick!

  something is on the loose here. Such a shame though.

hey babee; how body?

@ Babelove
     Where went You? 

Hi babe
wats up

I should be asking u this , honey 
You eft me high and dry 

Thanks 2 me
What did I do now

Of course I have school.

How about u. How has work been

Pretending to read a new article


Also feeling sleepy

Well I can't. Got to finish this reading. Besides, I got u to keep me warm