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FlyLyde
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Someone asked me: 'Lyde, there's something Ive wantd to ask you for long, Erm, Do you fart?'
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Macgreat (m)
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A woman came back from office and caught her husby in action with another woman. .she ask 'honey what are u doing?' the man responded 'i dey cook soup!' she ask again 'is it going to taste good after u'r done' he anwsers 1 more time 'u can trust me howu knw i use to be a very good cook before i married u' hummm she said followed by a questn 'hw long will it take u to finish then' Now which one is the dumbest Q?
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yewa-man (m)
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was on my way out of the office last week, one of my staff asked oga (boss) are you gonig out? 
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BABEELOVE (f)
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yeah---I over heard a home boy once asking my kid brother---"does netzero have internet" 
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naijababe2 (f)
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someone asked me, please is it "notwithstanding" or notwithout standing"? i was just laughing inside,
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