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Cayon (f)
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about 4 years ago i bought a danish from au bon pon and almost swallow a piece of bottle. it stuck a little way in my throat where i yoked and yoked to get it out. didn't get millions but I was rewarded for this accident  |
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Gamine (f)
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Dragonfly.  |
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topup
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A lady was in the news a few years ago for finding a live green frog in her bag of salad leaves.
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honeric01 (m)
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Nothing left, I have seen, eaten and drank different things and particles both at home and food joints, The list comprises of all the things mentioned on this board except chamelion, lizard and creepy animals like that
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Gamine (f)
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Found a bug yesterday
i threw up immediately
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honeric01 (m)
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Found a bug yesterday
i threw up immediately
male or female bug??  |
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MrCrackles (m)
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GSM Phone in my Garri  |
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honeric01 (m)
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gsm phone in your garri, and u didn't see it?
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MrCrackles (m)
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gsm phone in your garri, and u didn't see it?
don't you know that you can have a big bowl of garri with loads of water and yet conceal a bloody Volkswagen beetle at the bottom? |
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honeric01 (m)
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don't you know that you can have a big bowl of garri with loads of water and yet conceal a bloody Volkswagen beetle at the bottom?
i bet you used drum to soak the garri then, |
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omoge (f)
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now make sure you don't change when you marry okay. since you can cook all the ofes, miyan and obes @ honeric
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*Morenike (f)
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Snake meat. and mehn, was it good!!
But that was my one and only time sha
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honeric01 (m)
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now make sure you don't change when you marry okay. since you can cook all the ofes, miyan and obes @ honeric
lol so where u see all these things u dey talk lol, rumour monger, stop that oo lol,  , well i won't stop because my dad never stopped cooking for us ( once in a while) special special |
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big father (m)
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Staple pins.
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omoge (f)
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i see you modified your post. why are you scared of letting ladies know you can cook? that's how the lazying begins @ honeric secretly pretend you can't cook and let your woman quench in the kitchen. bring back the post jare |
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honeric01 (m)
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Me ke? Modified which post? I don die, where u see the post before? I don't want my future wife to start begging me to cook everyday Lol, I remember when my ex girlfriend came to visit me, I prepared poundoyam and egusi soup with vegetables coupled with fresh fish, she ate just half of the poundoyam, then finished the whole plate of soup and started telling me she needed extra soup to continue, imagine that onigbese
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AMAKAONE (f)
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hmmm, Amaka keeps a close watch over honeric |
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Opslag (m)
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hmmm, Amaka keeps a close watch over honeric u do security? |
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Opslag (m)
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@honeric
why do we guys love using the "ex" attatchment these days when we tryin to get suin?must u pretend to be a single dude?
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honeric01 (m)
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oga akpabio opslag, Wetin I do u? them tell u say I steal ur wife before? See I no want trouble oo, na jejejeje I dey oo, abeg, Except if ur sister tell u say I dey marry am, Can't a guy like me be single? Abi u think say na only ugly guys suppose dey single?
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honeric01 (m)
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Amaka one + one, which security agency u dey work with? Halogeen or anis guard?
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omoge (f)
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honeric, you dey vex? hehehehe that ex thingy too much slag talk am |
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honeric01 (m)
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Me vex ke? Lailai, how can I vex? Even if I wan vex, my hormones no go gree vex
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