@ poster
Sure u can learn Java in a month -If u wan't to be a
halfbaked programmer.

There's something called
mastery of the programming language, it's just like saying you want to give a lecture to the French Executive cabinet in Paris next month and you don't know jack about the french Language. If you really want to be good, give yourself a span of 6 months (might be less).
About HTML,
most people confuse HTML with programming don't make that mistake. Look for a good HTML/Javascript tutor and start learning.
I'll recomend DEITEL & DEITEL textbooks (e-copies also available) for a beginner
You et al guys use network marketting.{ Computer networking is an interconnection of computer systems for communication and sharability of resources, go to
www.en.wikipedia.com and type in your query, should be of help to you }
Maybe if you understand the rudiments of both networking, you will fare better.