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Nude Driving:
« on: August 23, 2007, 09:46 AM »

Hi guys,
I got some good stuffs you guys are going to laugh cracking your ribs, Let's roll!!

A Man was driving along the motorway with his wie in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She stars taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks etc and chucks them out. Finally she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He losses control of the car in the process abd crashes into a barrier at the side.

Unfortunaely, the air-bag didn't go off on hise side and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help,  agggghhhhh, I'm stuck", he shouted. "But I have no clothes on. What you want me to do?" She screams.

"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

SHe takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running, a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holing a shoe over her crotch, and he pulls pver.

"What seems to be the problem?" He asked.
"Help me", she screams, "my husband is stuck!!"
"If he's stuck up thta far, I'm afraid I can help but if you'll spend a night, no problem!"
She looked her him and turning her to her husband who's stucked and snoring already, She blinked an eye and damn!! She's walking with the trucker tingling her booty catching the peering eyes of many and Alas!!! There was an accident!! GBAM!!!

WHo says Wonders no dey end for this kind world,

Peace Out!!!
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