Not Happy

 
I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it,  he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said " Hey buddy, I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well then, which dwarf ARE you?"

And that's how the fight started