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dafman (m)
Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« on: August 24, 2007, 07:22 PM »

Monkey Business

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts.
We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.


What is the world turning to, monkeys hitting on humans  Grin


Seun (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #1 on: August 24, 2007, 07:32 PM »

I think they should be allowed to either kill or beat up those monkeys.  What an insult to us humans!
dafman (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #2 on: August 24, 2007, 07:36 PM »

It's really ridiculous, Kenyan wildlife protecting the monkeys while the humans are dying of hunger and migrating away from their village. God Help Africa!
Seun (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #3 on: August 24, 2007, 07:37 PM »

Thank you, my brother.  Monkeys that wander out of the designated reservation areas deserve to be shot!
I-man (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #4 on: August 24, 2007, 08:58 PM »

Its probably men dressed in "monkey outfit"  Grin
Mamajama (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #5 on: August 24, 2007, 09:17 PM »

I-man   you will kill me.   Grin   Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
What won't one see coming out of Africa?  I don't believe the credibility of this story.  they trying to make Africa look like a jungle again.
redsun (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #6 on: August 26, 2007, 08:45 AM »

Monkeys could smarter than humans,if you can't control them,they control you.You got to evolve to dominate peacefully.
champredd (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #7 on: August 26, 2007, 06:13 PM »

These Kenyans na mumu o.
Me I go just trap them and let them suffer hunger for some days before calling the wildlife guys.
lanko
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #8 on: August 26, 2007, 06:40 PM »

monkeys are our brothers but we rejected them because?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?? so they want reunion. Kenyan women co operate Grin
Seun (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #9 on: August 26, 2007, 06:46 PM »

Quote from: champredd on August 26, 2007, 06:13 PM
These Kenyans na mumu o.
Me I go just trap them and let them suffer hunger for some days before calling the wildlife guys.
Stop thinking you're so smart.  From the article, the farmers said the monkeys are too smart for their traps.
Easyy (m)
Re: Monkeys Terrorizing Kenyan Women
« #10 on: August 27, 2007, 12:13 PM »

I think it's madness that a government will allow monkeys to destroy the lives of it's people in the name of some conservationist law. The law needs to be rescinded for the period in order to allow the people deal with the menace
dblock (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #11 on: August 27, 2007, 01:05 PM »

Hahahahahahaha.

Primate Perverts.

I guess we really did evolve from them monkeys.
ehie007 (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #12 on: August 27, 2007, 01:12 PM »

IDidnt we emanate from monkeys according to science of evolution, so we shouldnt be surprised.
godslead (f)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #13 on: August 27, 2007, 01:36 PM »

Quote from: Seun on August 24, 2007, 07:32 PM
I think they should be allowed to either kill or beat up those monkeys. What an insult to us humans!
Killing them is a better option.Dont think beating them is a good idea,what if they charge or fight back Undecided Undecided
osereka (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #14 on: August 27, 2007, 01:41 PM »

they are just stupid,
how can monkey have more right than we human?
MONKEY ENTER YOUR FARM IN NAIJA, SHOOT TO KILL!
Bolarge (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #15 on: August 27, 2007, 01:52 PM »

Quote from: Mamajama on August 24, 2007, 09:17 PM
  they trying to make Africa look like a jungle again.

 You took the words right out of my mouth.
 Subtle attempt to give credence to the "black man is a modified ape" mentality.
osereka (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #16 on: August 27, 2007, 02:15 PM »

that is black monkey?
la! (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #17 on: August 27, 2007, 02:49 PM »

any monky as much as look at me sideways, its Bang!,blocka!!blocka!!!.
no more monkey Grin
.should we wait until there is a reported rape incident before we act.these beast have alredy bn implicated n the kidnap an killin of unattended babies and infants all over southern and east africa.
i say we kill em alll!!!
osereka (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #18 on: August 27, 2007, 04:12 PM »

THATS MORE LIKE IT O
SHOOT TO KILL
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #19 on: August 27, 2007, 04:55 PM »

Funny thread! Grin
desgiezd (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #20 on: August 27, 2007, 05:08 PM »

These monkeys no dey respect person?
pterygott (f)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #21 on: August 27, 2007, 05:12 PM »

randy-ass creatures, they probably want to break sexual barriers like humans have done Grin
OhGrey (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #22 on: August 27, 2007, 05:23 PM »

Imagine person dey look for hungry dey kill am

This kenyans no sabi say monkey meet dey sweet
Kokomica (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #23 on: August 27, 2007, 05:50 PM »

It is true that monkeys have been found to harass humans sexually in the past, even in Nigeria. In my growing up days in the village in the severties,,,
several instances were recorded. What they need to do in Kenya is to ensure the monkeys do not wonder and anyone that does should be killed 
for pepper soup.
champredd (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #24 on: August 27, 2007, 06:08 PM »

Quote from: Seun on August 26, 2007, 06:46 PM
Stop thinking you're so smart. From the article, the farmers said the monkeys are too smart for their traps.

Why not be smart? In Naija that I know, those monkeys stand no chance of coming out, that they will go to the extent of harrassing people.

Quote from: osereka on August 27, 2007, 01:41 PM
they are just stupid,
how can monkey have more right than we human?
MONKEY ENTER YOUR FARM IN NAIJA, SHOOT TO KILL!

Good comment
cammax7 (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #25 on: August 27, 2007, 06:53 PM »

can't they kill the monkeys for food. abi?
bimbliss (f)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #26 on: August 27, 2007, 07:19 PM »

e be like say the government of kenya like monkeys pass their people
abi
how did the matter deteriorate without them handling it before it gets to the outside world?
now another reason for white man to be on our case again !!!!!!!!!!
Seun (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #27 on: August 27, 2007, 07:32 PM »

The Kenyans aren't stupid.  The monkeys are important to them because they make a lot from tourism.
fellis
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #28 on: August 27, 2007, 09:12 PM »

That's quite odd. Huh I wnder what the monkeys mean by their gestures.The kenyans should get a game reserve for those monkeys beforre they become more of a menace.
timmy (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #29 on: August 27, 2007, 11:53 PM »

mummy dey work, monkey dey chop  Grin

it feels good knowing another for of civilizations is starting right inmy life time Cheesy
grafikdon (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #30 on: August 28, 2007, 12:03 AM »

Let the monkeys be. In Naija I lived in a town where monkeys roam free. They do all sorts of weird stuff but they are totally harmless. . . except when your mango tree is loaded with fruits and you go on a looong vacation. Cool Monkeys are very adorable and there's noway i can harm a monkey. Grew up with them roaming everywhere, just like squirrels freely roaming the streets of the suburbs of New York, no big deal. I love monkeys, they're my favourite creatures after Python.

That story has very questionable credibility. E be like say somebody dey fancy monkey sandwich and they have decided to give the 'dog a bad name' and whack it,  Grin
Seun (m)
Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women
« #31 on: August 28, 2007, 12:16 AM »

Let the monkeys roam free, even though people might starve if they are not curtailed?  Thats insensitive!
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