Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women

I don't understand how monkeys are capable of doing the things these ones are accused of doing.

in any case, they should mix some palm wine with honey or something the monkeys will definitely eat/drink, and leave it out for them.  Get the monkeys drunk and then transport them elsewhere.


i heard of this untested(?) solution to a monkey problem years ago. someone wrote it as fiction.

My uncle's Monkey almost raped his wife while she

was sleeping. This happened in Sapele, Delta State.

I don´t believe this story as long as it is coming from BBC.How come BBC never say anything postive about Africa.Any news coming from BBc in regards to Africa is always negative.Why?

Sometimes i wonder the joy they drive in painting Africa negative anyways if na true hmmm 

yes i am.

how can monkeys mock in this manner?

it just seems somehow. unless the monkeys have been trained to do that, i think.

anyway, i don't know .

Remember ecology says  first people on earth were apes, maybe its time to recycle  back to earlier stage of humans species.

jakumo na story and big grammar u dey yarn. lets face facts, these monkeys are dangerous and should be curtailed. shikena

On the issue of harrasing women, it's probably an exaggeration.

The solution to the overall problem is the government to trap the monkeys and transport them to suitable game reserves. No one can convince me that the locals have not been killing some of the monkeys secretly, because recently there was a case of monkey meat being sold in Kenyan markets as beef.

My conclusion is that Kenya government is probably looking for donations/foreign aid from animal rights groups. _{What a better way to do that than invite a BBC journalist and make up some silly stories.} 

(every culture has what it considers edible and i don't think kenyans eat bush meat. If they did the monkey problem would never have happened. by the way i grew up around monkeys and baboons and those things can be dangerous. however about those hand signals,  I'm not sure)

hope you are not one of them monkies?

The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence. [/color]

Are they saying that it is criminal to kill monkey while it is civil for monkey to destroy there farm lands?
Barristers, please can these monkeys and there advocates be charged to court for attempted rape? It is unbelievable.
Let them kill any monkey that try such after all monkey is not more important than human beings.

sue the monkey, reffer them to the animal kingdom court,  judge mufasa preciding, hehehe

There is government arm which is responsible, that is Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS). So, these women should sue KWS.

Human and monkeks have alot in common when talking about sextology.

people just de worry demselves for nothing

see correct pepper soup meat  na em them just leave de harass people anyhow that kind of thing no go fit happen 4  9ger.

BBC News, Sydney 



Wild cats eat marsupials, lizards and birds
Australians have come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the outback - eat them.

The felines are the descendants of domestic pets and kill millions of small native animals each year.

A recent Alice Springs contest featured wild cat casserole. The meat is said to taste like a cross between rabbit and, perhaps inevitably, chicken.

But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia's wild cat now finds itself on the nation's menus.

Cat stew recipe

Feral cats are one of the most serious threats to Australia's native fauna.

  One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out


They eat almost anything that moves, including small marsupials, lizards, birds and spiders.

The woman behind the controversial cat stew recipe has said Australians could do their bit to help the environment by tucking into more feral pests, including pigeons and camels.

But it was a recipe for feline casserole that impressed some of the judges at an outback food competition in Alice Springs.

Preparing this unusual stew seems simple enough.

The meat should be diced and fried until it is brown. Then lemon grass is to be added along with salt and pepper and three cups of quandong, which is a sweet desert fruit.

It is recommended that the dish be left to simmer for five hours before being garnished with bush plums and mistletoe berries.

Marinated moggie was not to everyone's taste. One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out in a backroom.

Wild cats are considered good eating by some Aborigines, who roast the animals on an open fire.

This outback cuisine does come with a health warning

* Culled from bbc news frontpage*

this are wild monkeys, not ordinary monkeys,