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Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3456 on: May 13, 2008, 09:09 AM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 12, 2008, 05:43 PM
hi oby, you won't believe my grand celebration did not hold because of rain and other things.
first lawyer was engaged, pam did not indicate her willingness to show and i did not get any confirmation from anyone except viee. then finally the rain poured down like the heavenly beings were angry with the world. i got soaked from church to the house and found that the house too was flooded. so i had to call viee and cancel.

any how tanks all for everything and we shall certainly do it again by popular demand (as idi -amin said Grin)



Eyaa, well nothing spoil as far as there is life by the Grace of God another great opportunity will come again for us to celebrate, who knows what God was trying to avoid by sending the rain.  I was also drenched by the rain on my way home from early morning mass.
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3457 on: May 13, 2008, 09:29 AM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 12, 2008, 05:52 PM
thanks viee for your text, lawyer for the call and everyone else really appreciate what we have here. pam where u dey now not even a happy b/day greeting from you Huh
oby, where is my cake and moet? make una no do this to me now. i need the cake and all the other goodies too o!



Carlos make you check whether na the pronouncement wey you make about having 12 children dey scare pam o!  Grin
Pam my sister no mind carlos may be na joke, e no mean am Grin make you come back we need you.

Your cake, no worry rain no beat the cake e still dey intact, the moet e dey chill jejely for inside fridge, nothing spoil   Grin we go meet again by the Grace of God.


Pamperme
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3458 on: May 13, 2008, 02:36 PM »

I MUST FIRST APOLOGISE TO YOU CARLOV Kiss
Happy  Birthday to you in arrears!
i tot i sent a mail about the venue et al only to discover this morning that i didnt.

Oby1, am not scared at all infact the idichies are so happy because that means more money for kolanuts.
Anyway the elders decided that each child will cost a million naira and since he wants 12, i guess the calculation is N12m.  Also the calculation for my school fees from nursery to masters level is being calculated.  The actual bride price will be sent to carlos later am sure he is up to the task

Anyway, how is everybody?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3459 on: May 13, 2008, 02:43 PM »

Quote from: Pamperme on May 13, 2008, 02:36 PM
I MUST FIRST APOLOGISE TO YOU CARLOV Kiss
Happy Birthday to you in arrears!
i tot i sent a mail about the venue et al only to discover this morning that i didnt.

Oby1, am not scared at all infact the idichies are so happy because that means more money for kolanuts.
Anyway the elders decided that each child will cost a million naira and since he wants 12, i guess the calculation is N12m. Also the calculation for my school fees from nursery to masters level is being calculated. The actual bride price will be sent to carlos later am sure he is up to the task

Anyway, how is everybody?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

CARLOV Huh this one no be play play matter again o  Grin

Pamperme u strong o, 12 dz? which belle u wan use carry all of them  Grin
~Lady~ (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3460 on: May 13, 2008, 04:51 PM »

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oh oh, hope u are alright now and have your peace of mind. not to worry things like this happen and sometimes for good.

blessed be God in all things

They were both competing for my attention. They put me in the middle to see who I would choose. Boyfriend had a surprise dinner for me, mum wanted me to accompany her to another person's bday party.

I got frustrated and told both of them no.

I later changed my mind and decided to receive my bday gift. I didn't see why I would leave my own celebration for someone else's. So I choose to go out with boyfriend.

Mumsy got angry and said I chose boyfriend over her. I didn't pay her any mind. I refused to be bothered.


Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3461 on: May 13, 2008, 05:01 PM »

Quote from: Pamperme on May 13, 2008, 02:36 PM
I MUST FIRST APOLOGISE TO YOU CARLOV Kiss
Happy Birthday to you in arrears!
i tot i sent a mail about the venue et al only to discover this morning that i didnt.

Oby1, am not scared at all infact the idichies are so happy because that means more money for kolanuts.
Anyway the elders decided that each child will cost a million naira and since he wants 12, i guess the calculation is N12m. Also the calculation for my school fees from nursery to masters level is being calculated. The actual bride price will be sent to carlos later am sure he is up to the task

Anyway, how is everybody?

Glory to Jesus

Honour to Mary

melecin after death naim be this o. infact am having second thoughts bout this marriage sef. if u will not even show for my b/day or acknowledge it sef, how am i sure you will be able to cater for our 12 children. and i was even ready to pay millions for your bride price.
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3462 on: May 13, 2008, 05:05 PM »

Quote from: Oby1 on May 13, 2008, 02:43 PM
CARLOV Huh this one no be play play matter again o Grin

Pamperme u strong o, 12 dz? which belle u wan use carry all of them  Grin

oby, if she like let her use her head to carry them, i no do again. Angry
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3463 on: May 13, 2008, 05:10 PM »

Quote from: ~Lady~ on May 13, 2008, 04:51 PM
They were both competing for my attention. They put me in the middle to see who I would choose. Boyfriend had a surprise dinner for me, mum wanted me to accompany her to another person's bday party.

I got frustrated and told both of them no.

I later changed my mind and decided to receive my bday gift. I didn't see why I would leave my own celebration for someone else's. So I choose to go out with boyfriend.

Mumsy got angry and said I chose boyfriend over her. I didn't pay her any mind. I refused to be bothered.

pam shey you dey see as people dey love each other even dey fight over them? well i envy u o lady Grin

on a seriouse note, that is just human nature for you and you should calmly let them know this is not a competition in love because true love shuld always be willing to share no matter how difficult.

and let them know that u are also an important factor in the family and need your peace of mind just as they do.

may God grant you peace like no man can give you and also bless you and your boyfriend and mum too.

Pamperme
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3464 on: May 13, 2008, 06:23 PM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 13, 2008, 05:05 PM
oby, if she like let her use her head to carry them, i no do again. Angry

shei, Carlos, na your mouth hand u take talk this kain thing Angry. u wey i dey manage. hissing
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3465 on: May 13, 2008, 07:10 PM »

ehn me manage?
okay o e good sef say i don know the kind pesin you be before i dash my money out.
chai God i thank you o!!!

oby, viee, lady, imhotep, lawyer where una dey, make una come see wife wey i wan marry o Undecided



Lindiwe (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3466 on: May 13, 2008, 09:46 PM »

Quote from: Pamperme on May 13, 2008, 06:23 PM
shei, Carlos, na your mouth hand u take talk this kain thing Angry. u wey i dey manage. hissing

ehn,
i no see rite oh! Shocked Shocked Shocked
i noo gree believe oh,
i go come back tomorrow by that time i go see properly because rite now, sleep dey my eyes!!! ; Grin Grin
Lindiwe (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3467 on: May 13, 2008, 09:50 PM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 13, 2008, 07:10 PM
ehn me manage?
okay o e good sef say i don know the kind pesin you be before i dash my money out.
chai God i thank you o!!!

oby, viee, lady, imhotep, lawyer where una dey, make una come see wife wey i wan marry o Undecided

u no see as my eyes and ears dey pop out!  Shocked Shocked Shocked
i hope say by tomorrow, una go sort out uns differences!
have a restful night!
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3468 on: May 14, 2008, 10:05 AM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 13, 2008, 05:05 PM
oby, if she like let her use her head to carry them, i no do again. Angry

Make i clean my eyes well like lindiwe, may be na typographical error.
husband and wife quarrel? i no put mouth o, make una no take me settle after  Grin
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3469 on: May 14, 2008, 10:09 AM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 13, 2008, 07:10 PM
ehn me manage?
okay o e good sef say i don know the kind pesin you be before i dash my money out.
chai God i thank you o!!!

oby, viee, lady, imhotep, lawyer where una dey, make una come see wife wey i wan marry o Undecided




This one na love quarrel  Grin  e no get weight  Grin
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3470 on: May 14, 2008, 10:11 AM »

Today's Saint
St. Matthias 


 
According to Acts 1:15-26, during the days after the Ascension, Peter stood up in the midst of the brothers (about 120 of Jesus’ followers). Now that Judas had betrayed his ministry, it was necessary, Peter said, to fulfill the scriptural recommendation: “May another take his office.” “Therefore, it is necessary that one of the men who accompanied us the whole time the Lord Jesus came and went among us, beginning from the baptism of John until the day on which he was taken up from us, become with us a witness to his resurrection” (Acts 1:21-22).

They nominated two men: Joseph Barsabbas and Matthias. They prayed and drew lots. The choice fell upon Matthias, who was added to the Eleven.

Matthias is not mentioned by name anywhere else in the New Testament.

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Jesus speaks of the apostles’ function of being judges, that is, rulers. He said, “Amen, I say to you that you who have followed me, in the new age, when the Son of Man is seated on his throne of glory, will yourselves sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel” (Matthew 19:28).
 
viee (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3471 on: May 14, 2008, 04:00 PM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 13, 2008, 05:05 PM
oby, if she like let her use her head to carry them, i no do again. Angry

Uncle Carl u never hia??
well let me educate u on the ways of modern day Ladies Wink

before she says ' i do' , she reserves the full right to do shakara enough
den, na she dey rain
woteva she says is right esp whn she is as pretty as Pam Wink
then aft she don say ' i do' you can take ova

so the mistake u made was telln her she needs to gv u 12 kids
12 kids? Shocked what where u thinkn man?. .  poppn that up before ' i do' season?

to make amends, u need to be a perfect gentleman and apologise
take her to her favorite places
do a little shoppn here and there

trust me if u had done this before your bday, SHE WLD HV HOSTED US!

good news: not late thou mate  Smiley
we can still salvage the situation

more tips later Wink


Oby, how bodi?
Lady, sori about your bday stuff
look at the good side, people love u!
aint easy to have people fightn for ones attentn u'knw Smiley
so look at it as a special bday gift frm them: them sayn we love u to bits Wink

Lindiwe, girlfrind, dose were off da hook! Wink

Carl, kind of sad we cldnt hook up as planned
had starved for days before that Angry Cheesy
thnk God for the word 'belated'
nyways, hope u at least had fun monday?

hvnt seen Imhotep ard here for a while Undecided

nice day guys Kiss
~Lady~ (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3472 on: May 14, 2008, 05:49 PM »

Hello people.

God loves you, so do I.
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3473 on: May 14, 2008, 08:16 PM »

just came to see if pam's shakara has ended.

looking round and round: hmm, no pam anywhere.

steps out again.


see you guys tomorrow Undecided.
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3474 on: May 15, 2008, 12:39 PM »

Today's Saint
St. Isidore the Farmer (1070-1130) 


Isidore has become the patron of farmers and rural communities. In particular he is the patron of Madrid, Spain, and of the United States National Rural Life Conference.

When he was barely old enough to wield a hoe, Isidore entered the service of John de Vergas, a wealthy landowner from Madrid, and worked faithfully on his estate outside the city for the rest of his life. He married a young woman as simple and upright as himself who also became a saint—Maria de la Cabeza. They had one son, who died as a child.

Isidore had deep religious instincts. He rose early in the morning to go to church and spent many a holiday devoutly visiting the churches of Madrid and surrounding areas. All day long, as he walked behind the plow, he communed with God. His devotion, one might say, became a problem, for his fellow workers sometimes complained that he often showed up late because of lingering in church too long.

He was known for his love of the poor, and there are accounts of Isidore’s supplying them miraculously with food. He had a great concern for the proper treatment of animals.

He died May 15, 1130, and was declared a saint in 1622 with Ignatius of Loyola, Francis Xavier, Teresa of Avila and Philip Neri. Together, the group is known in Spain as “the five saints.”

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“God blessed them, saying: ‘Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it,  See, I give you every seed-bearing plant all over the earth and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit on it to be your food; and to all the animals of the land, all the birds of the air, and all the living creatures that crawl on the ground, I give all the green plants for food’” (Genesis 1:28a, 29–30a).
 
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3475 on: May 15, 2008, 07:04 PM »

Quote from: Oby1 on May 15, 2008, 12:39 PM
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“God blessed them, saying: ‘Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it, See, I give you every seed-bearing plant all over the earth and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit on it to be your food; and to all the animals of the land, all the birds of the air, and all the living creatures that crawl on the ground, I give all the green plants for food’” (Genesis 1:28a, 29–30a).
 


ehen, now you are talking. tell pam for me oh we need to be fertile and born at least twelve childrenses. that is how God wants it abi?. so make u sstop shakara and let blessing of God be your portion now, haba Undecided

i still dey wait for your apology to me and my own idichies o!

Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3476 on: May 15, 2008, 07:06 PM »

where is everybody, is it only oby that had time to represent today?

hope all is well ma people?

Glory to God in the highest and peace to his people on earth.

Dominus Vobiscum.
Lindiwe (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3477 on: May 15, 2008, 07:17 PM »

hey peeps,
where are y'all at!

'sup viee & oby, what's goin' on! viee thanks for the compliment! how did d exam go? trust you to do your best!

hey lady, hope you're doin' good!

pam & carl hope you've resolved your differences!

well just hailing everybody!

May devotion still continues!
imhotep
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3478 on: May 16, 2008, 08:55 AM »

Good morning, brothers and sisters. How is everyone doing?

I have seen plenty of posts tangentially referring to wedding arrangements.

Should we prepare our spoons and plates and be on the ready? Cheesy
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3479 on: May 16, 2008, 09:28 AM »

Today's Saint
St. Margaret of Cortona (1247-1297) 


 
Margaret was born of farming parents in Laviano, Tuscany. Her mother died when Margaret was seven; life with her stepmother was so difficult that Margaret moved out. For nine years she lived with Arsenio, though they were not married, and she bore him a son. In those years, she had doubts about her situation. Somewhat like St. Augustine she prayed for purity—but not just yet.

One day she was waiting for Arsenio and was instead met by his dog. The animal led Margaret into the forest where she found Arsenio murdered. This crime shocked Margaret into a life of penance. She and her son returned to Laviano, where she was not well received by her stepmother. They then went to Cortona, where her son eventually became a friar.

In 1277, three years after her conversion, Margaret became a Franciscan tertiary. Under the direction of her confessor, who sometimes had to order her to moderate her self-denial, she pursued a life of prayer and penance at Cortona. There she established a hospital and founded a congregation of tertiary sisters. The poor and humble Margaret was, like Francis, devoted to the Eucharist and to the passion of Jesus. These devotions fueled her great charity and drew sinners to her for advice and inspiration. She was canonized in 1728.

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"Let us raise ourselves from our fall and not give up hope as long as we free ourselves from sin. Jesus Christ came into this world to save sinners. ‘O come, let us worship and bow down, let us kneel before the LORD, our Maker!’ (Psalm 95:6). The Word calls us to repentance, crying out: ‘Come to me, all you that are weary and are carrying heavy burdens and I will give you rest’ (Matthew 11:28). There is, then, a way to salvation if we are willing to follow it" (Letter of Saint Basil the Great).
 
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3480 on: May 16, 2008, 09:41 AM »

Quote from: Carlosein on May 15, 2008, 07:04 PM
ehen, now you are talking. tell pam for me oh we need to be fertile and born at least twelve childrenses. that is how God wants it abi?. so make u sstop shakara and let blessing of God be your portion now, haba Undecided

i still dey wait for your apology to me and my own idichies o!



Pam i think Carlosein is trying to tell you that he is sorry, you know sey men to say sorry at times dey hard them, indirectly i think sey e dey sey sorry  Grin  so make u come online o
Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3481 on: May 16, 2008, 09:45 AM »

Quote from: imhotep on May 16, 2008, 08:55 AM
Good morning, brothers and sisters. How is everyone doing?

I have seen plenty of posts tangentially referring to wedding arrangements.

Should we prepare our spoons and plates and be on the ready? Cheesy

Yes o, plenty of things to eat on that day, you are right so get your cutleries ready, spoon go dey hit spoon that dey  Grin

Oby1 (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3482 on: May 16, 2008, 10:27 AM »

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hey peeps,
where are y'all at!

I wonder o
Lindiwe so how are you? and work too, hope there is no more crisis in your place of work.

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pam & carl hope you've resolved your differences!
If they don't resolve it, who will resolve it for them, abeg make una no play that kin play because we must hit spoon for teeth o  Grin

May devotion still continues!

Yes o, still remember

viee my dear how you dey?
acidrop (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3483 on: May 16, 2008, 10:28 AM »

faek catholics nko?
Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3484 on: May 16, 2008, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: acidrop on May 16, 2008, 10:28 AM
faek catholics nko?

do you mean fake catholics nko?

are you one?


Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3485 on: May 16, 2008, 04:37 PM »

Quote from: imhotep on May 16, 2008, 08:55 AM
Good morning, brothers and sisters. How is everyone doing?

I have seen plenty of posts tangentially referring to wedding arrangements.

Should we prepare our spoons and plates and be on the ready? Cheesy

imhotep, where hv u been, on retreat?

welcome back, we missed u very much.

yes o prepare your cutleries for a grand wedding reception but only after pam apologises to me and my idichies.


Carlosein (m)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3486 on: May 16, 2008, 04:38 PM »

~lady~, thanks for the mail. yes i had more than enough for the both of us Cool
Lindiwe (f)
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up!
« #3487 on: May 17, 2008, 01:25 PM »

it's a good day peeps and the weekend is turning out to be a restful one indeed!

just to remind us all that as we continue to honour our Lady in this month of May, let us try to attend Mass and receive Holy Communion daily or as often as possible; try to overcome some bad habit and acquire the opposite virtue; we should ask our Lord to give us the grace to imitate the virtues of His Mother and try to pray the rosary daily if possible!

and at any opportunity we get, try to promote devotion to our Blessed Mother!

Have a great weekend all!

cheers!
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