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Razorr (f)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #32 on: August 29, 2007, 04:41 PM »

Haaaa Toshmann

Just sharaaaaap. You scousers are wankers. I hear you love keeping cats so those sneaky animals will rub on you everytime. Grin

Gosh you're perverts. Embarrassed

Wait. . . What do your cats do when you wank? Do they just watch, or do they lick your balls? Shocked Grin
Jackal (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #33 on: August 29, 2007, 04:47 PM »

@ Razorr,

I think em cats lick their balls.
Every Liverpudian keeps a cat and they don't work . . . . .all of em thrive on benefits.
The city is a waste and thats why they don't walk alone . . . . .they depend on the government to thrive and survive.
Majority of em have been issued an ASBO. I wont be surprised if Toshmann does have an ASBO order on his name.
Binge drinking, violence and sex is their only vice.
Ma tax feeds em in Liverpool. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
All Scousers are wankers.
Carragher was once caught wanking at Anfield. Grin Grin
Razorr (f)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #34 on: August 29, 2007, 04:49 PM »

Bu haaa haaaa haaa haaaa

That was wikid but TRUE! Grin Cheesy
toshmann (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #35 on: August 29, 2007, 06:41 PM »

@jackass
1. american residents don't pay taxes to her majesty's govt in the UK. so u can't decieve reasonable peeps. you can only decieve dumb lagos HOs like razorr Grin

2.i don't live in liverpool. i go there occassionally but i don't live there. i support liverpool fc but i'm not a liverpudlian. so i may be a kopite  Cool but not a scouser Tongue

3.Toshmann has got clean records with not only the british police but also the nigerian police, interpol and FBI Tongue

4.Scousers are better than them southern carlifornians who not only indulge in binge drinking, violence and sex but also get involved in appalling racism and can't even get along with northern carlifornians of the same state Tongue

5.if you want to talk of wankers u may want to visit the wank united at moss side not far from mersey side Tongue

6. Keeping of cats is my business. In naija many peeps kept birds, dogs, cats etc it is only deranged minds like razorr that will associate it with sexual orientation Tongue i like my cat, he has more brains than some nairaland users like raz--r Lips sealed

7. mind ya business only. always Cool

8. peace Smiley
Jackal (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #36 on: August 29, 2007, 07:06 PM »

@ Toss-man,

I don't stay in California. Only schooled there for a year and that was when i joined Nairaland.
Cldnt be bovvered to change ma location ever since. Big deal?

Le Chacal resides in Swiss Cottage area in North West London.
Look before u leap when u write ur heresies next time.

U have clean records with the British Police and reh reh reh.
Only few Scousers can boast of that and i am sure u cannot be among. Y'all got ASBOS issued on ya. Jobless wankers!!!!!!!!!

Scousers are the most disgusting set of people in England with their unruly behaviour.
How come majority of y'all live on Benefits. Ma Tax pays ur benefits be it housing, sign-on  and fuckever.

Talking about wankers . . . .Liverpool packs em to the hilt.
The people with the most appaling accents and they smell like poop. All y'all are disgusting.

In conclusion, u can suck ma cock sideways. . . . . . . . . . .
U named the wrong pocket for the 8 ball. Grin Grin Grin




toshmann (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #37 on: August 29, 2007, 07:13 PM »

i'm not a scouser and i live in cardiff. jack. haba  Angry

why you no change ya location. then u wan blame me for thinking you are in southern carlifornia. one of the roughest places on earth.

i aint got no ASBO issues dude Tongue and i'm over 30yrs for ya info Grin

for ya smelly cock, i fit fax am to razorr Grin i guess she'll love to have a taste Grin Grin Grin Grin

once again. . . .peace Smiley

Jackal (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #38 on: August 29, 2007, 07:18 PM »

@ toshmann,

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
I was just screwing with ur mind.
We like y'all gals down here . . . . .They r pretty easy-lays. Tongue Tongue Tongue

Cardiff? I have only been to the Millennium stadium and it was a horrible experience.
I don't plan to go there again. Twas the day United thumped Wigan 4-0 at the Carling Cup in Feb 2006.
Its a decent city . . . . for a Kopite like ya. Grin Grin Grin

PEACE!!!!!!
toshmann (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #39 on: August 29, 2007, 07:23 PM »

phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink

at last. . . .peace Wink Wink

Quote from: Jackal on August 29, 2007, 07:18 PM
@ toshmann
We like y'all gals down here . . . . .They r pretty easy-lays. Tongue Tongue Tongue

them gals in cardiff are stupid, anyway i'm not interested. i love them black booties, you know what i mean Cheesy i was in london for the carnival. OMG i saw booties Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked booties booties booties from them london babes Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked i was tempted to relocate Grin

cardiff it too cool, very low crime rate, very quiet and peaceful but no action. i'm tired of them clubs in cardiff. the real action is in london Cheesy
i'll be back Cheesy
toshmann (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #40 on: August 29, 2007, 07:25 PM »

arsenal match is about to start. let me see if they'll get the same amount of skills as my boys displayed on tuesday Cheesy
Jackal (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #41 on: August 29, 2007, 07:32 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on August 29, 2007, 07:23 PM

them gals in cardiff are stupid, anyway i'm not interested. i love them black booties, you know what i mean Cheesy i was in london for the carnival. OMG i saw booties Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked booties booties booties from them london babes Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked i was tempted to relocate Grin


don't be deceived by what u see. . . . . . . .it's a MIRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those black booties pack more DRAMA than the TROUBLE CHANNEL on SKY TV.
STIs, Frustration, Anger, Jealousy and Promiscuity are their vices.
If u relocate . . . .U will blame yourself in the end.
Didn't go to the Carnival and i'm sure it was a good choice . . . . . Heard there were stabbings and violence thta marred the day.
UK and gang violence . . . . . .They just seem INSEPERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toshmann (m)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #42 on: August 29, 2007, 10:40 PM »

Quote from: Jackal on August 29, 2007, 07:32 PM
don't be deceived by what u see. . . . . . . .it's a MIRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those black booties pack more DRAMA than the TROUBLE CHANNEL on SKY TV.
STIs, Frustration, Anger, Jealousy and Promiscuity are their vices.
If u relocate . . . .You will blame yourself in the end.
Didn't go to the Carnival and i'm sure it was a good choice . . . . . Heard there were stabbings and violence thta marred the day.
UK and gang violence . . . . . .They just seem INSEPERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jackal,
u mean am. Shocked  STIs, promiscuity anger, jealousy na wa o. those fine fine things Huh so sad. but there must be some good ones among them now.
Akinagirl (f)
Re: How To Get Women To Watch Football !
« #43 on: September 09, 2007, 02:17 AM »

lol Grin
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