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Onyibaby (f)
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ok! Have you ever wondered what guys are really thinking when they toss these hackneyed breakup lines?
it's not Uit's me,l need some space, it's crazy time at work,so i can't have a relationship now. . for me l think when they say it's not you but it's me ,what he is implying is that you are not his taste. so what do ya'll think. ok ya'll can toss some of those breakup lines.
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ashric (f)
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I have to admit that I have used ALL of those break-up lines. And once, I used them all in the same conversation. Bad, I know but I've learned from my mistakes. Its better to break off with a person by giving a good reason that way the other person has a choice. They can make the necessary changes to themselves and hope that it works better next time, or they can find someone who will love them for who they are.
"Its not you, its me" means the opposite and usually means that they have already found someone else. A guy I know told a girl her didn't have time for the relationship because he joined the military (not true but it worked), and another was so put off by a girl he said he was unsure of his sexuality. Any other creative lines out there?
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whitelexi (m)
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As u r decoding, more are being released, There is the latest one of blood groups, they've even gone deeper into blood genotype and racious, Very soon, we will hear of DNA and similar excuses  |
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Onyibaby (f)
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you're too good for me!!!
Translation: he is a dog, and he knows it. l think if a man tells you he's not worthwhile, he's probably right.
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Thagodfada (m)
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As you're decoding, more are being released, There is the latest one of blood groups, they've even gone deeper into blood genotype and racious, Very soon, we will hear of DNA and similar excuses Na wa o. I couldn't help but laugh. Nice one |
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Idekeson (m)
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HIV test came up positive!
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chrisd (m)
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In that case she might kill you, especially if she has lots of brothers. I don't suggest you try that after you give it with her. |
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Idekeson (m)
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Sincerely suggest she take a test too, which hopefully turns out negative for her. On why you haven't looked sick after a while, just point out Magic Johnson. That new drugs now control the effects.
NB: This is for a serious break-up. Not just any fling.
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chrisd (m)
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In my country they kill you first and then they do the test. Italy.
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Idekeson (m)
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If it's that risky in Italy, then abort the plan. The goal is to free yourself, not commit suicide.
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chrisd (m)
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Especially if you break your marriage promise and her father is Mafia boss and his girl cries all day long. Better watch out who girl you date in Italy. And the nearer to Sicily the worst it becomes. It's true.
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Idekeson (m)
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It pays not to mess with the "Cosa Nostra". Especially their daughters.
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adeoba (m)
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As far as I'm concerned, this topic addresses the women!
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ono (m)
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lawd!! I've been laughing!!!
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MP007 (m)
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its not u , its me
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Sisieko (f)
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Okay well me and my fiance never broke up and don't plan on it, Butmy cousin says if u and ur mate are sexally active u can just say u allergic to their semen, IT works for her!!! lolzzzz,
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omega25red (m)
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What is so hard to understand
It's not you it's me = I'm sick and tired of listening to you complain and being a bi%ch so i have decided to pack up and go
I need space= i need space you over bearing impetuous person you i need space gosh i can't breath
i can't continue this relationship because i don't believe in long distance relationships= I'm going to move as far away from you as possible so i don't have to see or hear from you
if you have anymore excuses you need a translation to let me know
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HR.hotness (f)
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What is so hard to understand
It's not you it's me = I'm sick and tired of listening to you complain and being a bi%ch so i have decided to pack up and go
I need space= i need space you over bearing impetuous person you i need space gosh i can't breath
i can't continue this relationship because i don't believe in long distance relationships= I'm going to move as far away from you as possible so i don't have to see or hear from you
if you have anymore excuses you need a translation to let me know
LOL i usually just say d relationshp isnt working for me and leave, if that makes me a bitch, then too bad I'm too impatient to go through long stories |
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