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ocho (f)
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haba felllow bros and sis,we're suppose to be helping this brother out,  I mean that's what he started this thread for shey? 
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Queenzy (f)
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Hey you gals are so funny,
@ QUEENZY when my nude pics is out, will you like to have some in your email,
But you gals suppose to understand my feelings. Well for me I am not ashame but am ashame of the people that will be wonder what push this boy into these mess, It is not a bad thing I think, ahahhhhhhhahhha!!
W00t??? huh??? *pukes* if i see ur naked pics i will certainly puke, what will i do with such nonsense? Anyway, i don't want to pick a fight But its not wise of u to send ur naked pics to some gurl abroad because u also want a free ticket down there. My dear most things are never real. A word is enough for the wise.Take it or leave it.
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Grizzly (m)
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Well spoken Q, ,
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Queenzy (f)
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Thanks Grizzly
*rolls eyes*
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Reverend (m)
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Borrow a digital camera and a tripod!
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must_a_far
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u took the pictures. wetin u come still dey wait for. the akata chick dey wait o. but i get question for u. hope say mr. piper get massive o. because if na all akata dey the same she fit give u green-white-green card just so she go fit benefit from MR. pipers abilities. u never know she fit decide to share u with her friends sef. u go turn to factory machine wey all of them go dey come service according to roaster, timetable, schedule, etc
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funloving (m)
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What exactly is this burteeone problem.So because you wan travel abroad you don turn male gigolo.Wetin this abroad go cause sef.All that glitters is not gold.
One of the greatest wisdom of internet relationship is not send out your personal details until you are sure beyond reasonable doubt that the person at the other end is real. I will advise you not to send the pictures.They are too personal. You don't know if the "lady" at the other end is actually a "man" just interested in collecting your nude pics.
You don't know if she is going to publish your pictures on the internet for the whole world to see.
You don't know who you will become tomorrow and these "illicit" pictures could emanate then to disgrace and rubbish you.
Remember how Arnold Schwarzenegger almost lost the California governorship elections because of Sex orgies he partook of when he was in his twenties,years ago. Here in Britain,a top politician recently lost his position and his family life threatened after it came out that he had been involved with a male prostitute.This was something that happend some time in the past.
Always be careful what you do today because you don't know what tomorrow holds.
Abraod is not worth your "nude pics".Take that from me,I am in the UK and I know what I am saying.
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Queenzy (f)
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Funloving abeg help me yan the guy
ah ah, i de try talk to am him de ask me if i want him naked pishure shouoooo see me see wahala ooo
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burteeone (m)
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Na waa I don turn to story wey everybody they write about, well is only that, most of you don't know what Omo boyi is passing through shaaa, Thanks for all the counselling, I will meditate about it, @ Funloving, okie what about those that having been into porn popularity, can dey not be a future Pastor? remember with God all things are possible. @QUEENZY Well I just guess, i don't really mean to send my nude pics to you, any way thanks alot, my trans atlantic lover is real, I have been calling her almost three times daily, she is so anxious 2 see, she wanted to know may be I am 4 real, she have been seeing many of my pics, and if she can see a nude one that mean am d one in the pics I have been sending to her, she wanted to comfirm that, and she don't want to fall a victim. anyway I appreciate, when my nude pics is out, strictly Adult will be the Topic on NL, Caution. 
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Queenzy (f)
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My brother, we are ur fellow Nigerians, take our advice.
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Yewandé (f)
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@burteeone If you are using a PC to write to this forum ,why the hell don't you just upload the pic to your PC using someing like Picasa and then send the pic by email to the woman??  Picasa is free to downlaod from Google and has no spam attached, its a basic photo edit thing u just need to attach the camera into the USB port on the computer with a cable or if you have a new pc just put in the memory stick or whatever usually the Digital camera would come with a cable for the use of, In my opinion thats some weird relationship you are into there!!!  But all the best in your , quest!
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Jakumo (m)
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Burteeone you seem to be implying that you are about to post pictures of your plucked chicken body and tiny prick here at Nairaland. Apologies for ruining the fantasy, but you will probably be disappointed to learn that it is highly unlikely anyone here would really be interested in seeing your genitalia, no matter how proud you are of the twitchy little worm larva in your trousers.
If the compulsion to expose yourself still overpowers you, might I suggest that you simply undress and step outside into the street where you live in Lagos. I guarantee you that people will flee in all directions, and that with a little luck you just might get your picture in the local newspaper under the headline " Pandemonium in Oshodi as Naked Mad Man Chases Pedestrians and Goats."
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Yewandé (f)
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Ouch! 
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burteeone (m)
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@ JAKUMO actually I am not a goat and why should I do such a thing without any achievement. I can't post my ND pics to board like that ok. But there is nothing special in it, just forget oooo, if you were to collect N 20,000,000.00 to walk for one ends to the other streets end, want you do it. and people will hail you  shooo u don get money be that bros. Now thanks for all the advised and my parent must not known of this deed. But want to be rich 
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ocho (f)
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Burteeone you seem to be implying that you are about to post pictures of your plucked chicken body and tiny prick here at Nairaland. Apologies for ruining the fantasy, but you will probably be disappointed to learn that it is highly unlikely anyone here would really be interested in seeing your genitalia, no matter how proud you are of the twitchy little worm larva in your trousers.
If the compulsion to expose yourself still overpowers you, might I suggest that you simply undress and step outside into the street where you live in Lagos. I guarantee you that people will flee in all directions, and that with a little luck you just might get your picture in the local newspaper under the headline " Pandemonium in Oshodi as Naked Mad Man Chases Pedestrians and Goats."
hmmm, ummmmmmmm 
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burteeone (m)
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@ Ocho wot? then why 
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ocho (f)
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I'D rather my lips remained sealed. 
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must_a_far
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naked fear factor naija style. fire on my brother, your 20,000,000.00 naira is waiting for u.
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ocho (f)
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na real "FEAR FACTOR". lol lol
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adeoba (m)
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"Where Can Someone Snap A Naked Picture?" In the bathroom
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Queenzy (f)
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buhahahahahah
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adeoba (m)
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In the bathroom
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Yewandé (f)
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Use your mobile and send it by MMS to her email addy better still yours and then you keep it for the next nympho LOL 
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pearldrops (f)
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where to snap a naked pic should not be a question for u to ask? go get a camera and do it whti ur friend alone in the room then print it out other wise print from a computer if fnot a studio
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burteeone (m)
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I don't understand you better, try an elaborate where to snap a naked pic should not be a question for u to ask? go get a camera and do it whti your friend alone in the room then print it out other wise print from a computer if fnot a studio
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Yewandé (f)
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I don't understand you better, try an elaborate
Burteeone Be honest man, is this an elaborate wind up or what? don't you think youve had enough attention or is what you are really after an offer for some person to come personally to take the pic?  This is THE WORST chat up line I have EVER Heard and if you think your impressing anyone Id say NO!  Quit for goodness sake!  I'm ashamed for you and I don't even KNOW you!
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pearldrops (f)
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he is right or are u just tryign to get/gain attention??? where to snap a naked picture should not be a question where else do u snap pictures? probably u want us all to lead u there amd more over l said go buy a camera and take it alone in your room with a friend and print it out either from the computer of from the studio
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