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Where I'm from people can't marry pets - so NO they aren't invited into the marriage bed!
you can invite them into the matrimony and make them the other woman/women. Have you forgotten? your Nigerian man may like it  |
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davidylan (m)
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BTW,most women don't nag,we only want to discuss By droning on and on and on about the same thing night after night after night? |
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omoge (f)
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abi oo, lol na discussion . so don't do anything that will bring discussion Tanna do you actually do all you said? or just keeping base?  |
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+osisi
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abi oo, lol na discussion . so don't do anything that will bring discussion Thank you. we just want simple uncomplicated answers to our few questions. what's wrong with that ? |
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+osisi
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By droning on and on and on about the same thing night after night after night? we only say it so many times to make sure you understood it. If you heard it and responded the first night,there'll be no need for repetitions afterall there are other topics yet undiscussed omoge no be so? |
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omoge (f)
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lol nothing o |
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davidylan (m)
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Thank you.
we just want simple uncomplicated answers to our few questions.
what's wrong with that ?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep. |
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davidylan (m)
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we only say it so many times to make sure you understood it. If you heard it and responded the first night,there'll be no need for repetitions afterall there are other topics yet undiscussed omoge no be so? Why do women have so many topics to discuss? Can we just watch the soccer game in perfect peace? Is it too much to ask that we not be told the same thing over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, we just don't think it is important if you have to say it a second time, repeating it a third time is a criminal offence. |
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omoge (f)
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep.
Very True!
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davidylan (m)
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Yes ke! There are no stains on the bed just yet |
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omoge (f)
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amen! another way to make marriage spicy.
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Why do women have so many topics to discuss? Can we just watch the soccer game in perfect peace? Is it too much to ask that we not be told the same thing over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, we just don't think it is important if you have to say it a second time, repeating it a third time is a criminal offence. well as long as you're in that house and there's a topic at hand,you must discuss whether you like it or not. "we must talk" The earlier you open your mouth and begin talking, giving the right answers,the better Or you will not enjoy that game lai lai. |
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davidylan (m)
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well as long as you're in that house and there's a topic at hand,you must discuss whether you like it or not.
"we must talk"
The earlier you open your mouth and begin talking,giving the right answers,the better
Or you will not enjoy that game lai lai.
Thank God for the invention of pubs, clubs and peppersoup joints. At least there we can watch the champions league in peace without Mama Junior's pesky interrogations. |
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+osisi
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havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints?
when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death.
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+osisi
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even your dreams and nightmares will not be spared.
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omoge (f)
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i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up |
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doyin13 (m)
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omoge come I don't drink nor smoke I spend a lot of time in the gym as well Come make I marry you |
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i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up omoge they have juice and oyster bars now for non alcoholics. A man can go there with other guys to watch the superbowl on theater sized screens and the waitresses are not dressed like little jezebels |
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davidylan (m)
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havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints?
when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death.
Little wonder women live longer than men. It must have something to do with all those years of listening to Mama Bomboy drone on like a mosquito in his poor ears. What are these mysterious issues that ALL women want to thrash out? Where were they when we were dating? Or perhaps marriage miraculously manufactures them? i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up lol i don't drink neither do i go to clubs or pubs. Anywhere but home will do anytime "serious issues" are about to be thrashed out. |
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omoge (f)
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lol |
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+osisi
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omoge come I don't drink nor smoke I spend a lot of time in the gym as well Come make I marry you Omoge say yes. This may be the knight we've been waiting for LOL |
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omoge (f)
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doyin and david, you guys keep it up . |
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omoge (f)
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@ osisi kinky ones dey fear me ooo and both of them (doyin and david) are really kinky don't forget his wwf and david's #10 from Ms. Tanna |
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doyin13 (m)
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come david eh which ones be your own anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up  |
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Little wonder women live longer than men. It must have something to do with all those years of listening to Mama Bomboy drone on like a mosquito in his poor ears. What are these mysterious issues that ALL women want to thrash out? Where were they when we were dating? Or perhaps marriage miraculously manufactures them? lol i don't drink neither do i go to clubs or pubs. Anywhere but home will do anytime "serious issues" are about to be thrashed out. david, women are emotional by nature. that's the fault of our estrogen and progesterone. They make us want to "iron things out constantly" and at that time of the month,here comes the mother of all "discussions" The man should be lucky to be alive in those 4 to 10 days(depending on the woman) You just have to live with it and keep discussing LOL |
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davidylan (m)
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@ omoge, welcome to WWE with Doyin13 don't forget his wwf and david's #10 from Ms. Tanna If you've never tried #10 with your BF watching, you are still in the 17th century.  come david eh which ones be your own anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up Maybe the woman no be your own. |
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davidylan (m)
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david, women are emotional by nature.
that's the fault of our estrogen and progesterone.
They make us want to "iron things out constantly"
and at that time of the month,here comes the mother of all "discussions"
The man should be lucky to be alive in those 4 to 10 days(depending on the woman)
You just have to live with it and keep discussing LOL
Yet more excuses. Keep using "that time of the month" as your get out of jail free card to harrass poor men. I have my own well honed strategies of avoiding "discussions". Dont worry. |
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+osisi
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Yet more excuses. Keep using "that time of the month" as your get out of jail free card to harrass poor men. I have my own well honed strategies of avoiding "discussions". Dont worry. get into you "humvee" and speed off? well agaracha must come back |
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Tanna (f)
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All of the tips I suggest have been tried, tested, approved, and practiced regularly. 11 years of marriage has taught me a few things - and I am a very good student  |
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+osisi
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tanna,I only have almost a year to boast of.
Please teach me.
I'm here to learn
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omoge (f)
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david, I wouldn't do such!!! call me anything pal david i believe you should be open in marriage ONLY. |
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