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JERRY-08 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #32 on: September 06, 2007, 01:08 PM »

@Load
A very nice one,so many a time couples tend to break up and go their separate ways just because they neglect the so many little things that they used to do when they are young and crazily in love.Its high time we all know wealth is an intergral part of any marriage but it is not all that is required.
@babel and doyin
Both of u should really grow up,if u want to get personal why not get your details and do that privately instead of boring the house with your dry yarns
ebos (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #33 on: September 06, 2007, 02:51 PM »

Every person is entitled to his or her own opinion.  Why being hard to someone who just gave his or her personal view on how to make marriage last and wax in love.  She has not cursed any person.  I believe the thread call for contributions, and here someone has given her own contribution.
ehie007 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #34 on: September 06, 2007, 03:20 PM »

Like i keep telling people, marriage will definitely get boring at a point in time.
A good way to spice your marrige is by getting distracted a bit. Like som1 said cheat on your spouse say once in 6 months, but i would prefer once in a year.

Lets be realistic here, Imagine you with the same woman for years, same physical feelings, same food and the likes, men na God go help man.
But when the kids come in, the marriage get interesting a bit, but for how long.

Any way i hope when i marry i would look for possible ways to spice my marriage up.

guess i should marry 3 wives. Huh Huh Shocked

or what do u guys think.
boy steve (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #35 on: September 06, 2007, 03:21 PM »

Thats d more reason you will have to marry a club girl, cruise all d time.never a dull moment u dig?
ehie007 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #36 on: September 06, 2007, 03:54 PM »

I think its best to be single. Just be a single parent and enjoy your life.
Get some one pregnant, colect the baby and live life to the fullest.

Wink
bisii (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #37 on: September 06, 2007, 04:06 PM »

ehie, trust me u`ld EVENTUALLY get tired of that kind of life, trust me!!!! Wink Wink
bisii (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #38 on: September 06, 2007, 04:09 PM »

Quote from: boy steve on September 06, 2007, 03:21 PM
Thats d more  reason you will have to marry a club girl, cruise all d time.never a dull moment u dig?

like u`ld actually marry a clubgirl abi?? Huh Huh Huh
doyin13 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #39 on: September 06, 2007, 04:14 PM »

So many prudes on this bloody thread, asking whether one is married bla bla bla

If you cannot release yourself with all the anonymity that this forum affords

I wonder how bloody conservative you lot are at home.

I reckon you should try something other than the missionary position

bloody Missionaries  Angry Angry Angry Angry
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #40 on: September 06, 2007, 04:21 PM »

Quote from: ehie007 on September 06, 2007, 03:20 PM
Like som1 said cheat on your spouse say once in 6 months, but i would prefer once in a year.


I assume your wife is extended this same courtesy?
trendy (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #41 on: September 06, 2007, 05:38 PM »

Spice up yourself by being unpredicatable, that way the marriage is naturally spiced up
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #42 on: September 06, 2007, 05:51 PM »

i haven't applied to that institution yet, so i wouldn't know. Tongue
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #43 on: September 06, 2007, 05:53 PM »

I heard it's a boring institution with annoying rugrats and you are locked in this jail for life  Cry


Grin
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #44 on: September 06, 2007, 05:58 PM »

not looking forward to that, but wetin man go do? no-one wants to die alone and wrinkled Tongue
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #45 on: September 06, 2007, 06:06 PM »

alone and wrinkled

or in a polygamous home


*thinks*  Tongue
Carlosein (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #46 on: September 06, 2007, 07:14 PM »

@TOH:
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I heard it's a boring institution with annoying rugrats and you are locked in this jail for life 

boring or otherwise, do you believe everything you hear?
Tanna (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #47 on: September 06, 2007, 11:34 PM »

My Tips For Spicing Up the Marriage:

    1. less sex, and more teasing
    2. less sex, and more Oral sex
    3. Flirt with Other people
    4. Let the spouse "catch you" looking at them lustfully
    5. have sex all of a sudden as the other in about to go to work
    6. send sexy pics and erotic text messages via cell phone[/li]
    7. Dress extra sexy and act like u don't care if they notice.
    8. FLIRT with your mate like u would if you were were single.
    dj4wealth (m)
    Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
    « #48 on: September 06, 2007, 11:42 PM »

    I've seen good tips here & I'm seeing reasons why marriage fails beyond repair.!!!
    +osisi
    Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
    « #49 on: September 07, 2007, 12:55 AM »

    Quote from: Tanna on September 06, 2007, 11:34 PM
    My Tips For Spicing Up the Marriage:

      1. less sex, and more teasing
      2. less sex, and more Oral sex
      3. Flirt with Other people
      4. Let the spouse "catch you" looking at them lustfully
      5. have sex all of a sudden as the other in about to go to work
      6. send sexy pics and erotic text messages via cell phone[/li]
      7. Dress extra sexy and act like u don't care if they notice.
      8. FLIRT with your mate like u would if you were were single.

      I wonder why you didn't add,bring in another woman.
      Isn't that what you told us somewhere else?
      $$Rhino
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #50 on: September 07, 2007, 01:04 AM »

      Tanna, i dey enjoy you jare like bush is enjoying people dying in Iraq, keep them coming
      hajifaty (m)
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #51 on: September 07, 2007, 01:05 AM »

      Quote from: trendy on September 06, 2007, 05:38 PM
      Spice up yourself by being unpredicatable, that way the marriage is naturally spiced up

      Try to add spicy food to your cuisine like Chinese Sichuan cai Grin
      Pray to God to take control of your marriage.
      dj4wealth (m)
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #52 on: September 07, 2007, 02:31 AM »

      Some of the post here shows  the Tsunamies & Hurricanes that battles marriage which are embedded in us.
      $$Rhino
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #53 on: September 07, 2007, 02:35 AM »

      Future of nigeria is in our hand ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      ThiefOfHearts (f)
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #54 on: September 07, 2007, 03:22 AM »

      Quote from: +osisi on September 07, 2007, 12:55 AM
      I wonder why you didn't add,bring in another woman.
      Isn't that what you told us somewhere else?

      Lmao. abi o.
      BABEELOVE (f)
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #55 on: September 07, 2007, 03:31 AM »

      Quote from JERRY-08



       Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #42 on: Yesterday at 01:08:36 PM » 

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      @Load
      A very nice one,so many a time couples tend to break up and go their separate ways just because they neglect the so many little things that they used to do when they are young and crazily in love.Its high time we all know wealth is an intergral part of any marriage but it is not all that is required.
      @babel and doyin
      Both of u should really grow up,if u want to get personal why not get your details and do that privately instead of boring the house with your dry yarns


      Look dearie--learn to mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!If you do not like the yarns like you call it--just head to business secton or religious section and hook up with your kind.  For your info I am seriously PMSing and I am about to unload some not-so-rosy sh*t on you.  This is your last warning! Not in the mood for any of your crap ok? Angry
       
      Quote from ebos

       Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #43 on: Yesterday at 02:51:18 PM » 

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      Every person is entitled to his or her own opinion.  Why being hard to someone who just gave his or her personal view on how to make marriage last and wax in love.  She has not cursed any person.  I believe the thread call for contributions, and here someone has given her own contribution



      Don't mind the ragamuffin Angry  If we all agree on a given topic, how can the thread be interesting?  Like we all have to agree or something?  That is why I say when If I die and have an opportunity to come back to this world--it will never be as a Nigerian if I had my way.  Boring cows!!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
      BABEELOVE (f)
      Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
      « #56 on: September 07, 2007, 03:46 AM »

      Quote from: Tanna on September 06, 2007, 11:34 PM
      My Tips For Spicing Up the Marriage:



        1. less sex, and more teasing Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss


        2. less sex, and more Oral sex
        3. Flirt with Other people
        4. Let the spouse "catch you" looking at them lustfully
        5. have sex all of a sudden as the other in about to go to work
        6. [b]send sexy pics and erotic text messages via cell phone[/li]

        7. Dress extra sexy and act like u don't care if they notice.8. FLIRT with your mate like u would if you were were single.

        Babeegirleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!  Na you talk am!  A dey "year''
        you!!!!  Now this is a girl that knows shit!!!!! Tongue Grin  I like #1 the best!!!! ----the tin dey tire person sef!!!! Angry

        Quote from: +osisi on September 07, 2007, 12:55 AM
        I wonder why you didn't add,bring in another woman.
        Isn't that what you told us somewhere else?

        +osisi, which wan be ya own sef? Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin-------Abeg make you lef us hand nauuuuuuuuuuuuu??? Gurlz just want to have some fun!!!! Wink Lie down on top of your "big bros" for the next 100 years and let us be oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
        LORAIN
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #57 on: September 07, 2007, 08:48 AM »

        Hmmmm. Interesting discourse by u all.
        cgift (m)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #58 on: September 07, 2007, 08:54 AM »

        Quote from: LORAIN on September 07, 2007, 08:48 AM
        Hmmmm. Interesting discourse by u all.

        Who be this now  Grin
        JERRY-08 (m)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #59 on: September 07, 2007, 09:36 AM »

        @ babel
        Look dearie--learn to mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!If you do not like the yarns like you call it--just head to business secton or religious section and hook up with your kind.  For your info I am seriously PMSing and I am about to unload some not-so-rosy sh*t on you.  This is your last warning! Not in the mood for any of your crap ok?

        Whyare u so so soooo mad,just gave u a candid advice and u want to tell everyone how bitchy you can be.Comon go on and offload watever not-so-rosy sh*t on me.

        BABEELOVE (f)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #60 on: September 07, 2007, 09:47 AM »

        Quote from: JERRY-08 on September 07, 2007, 09:36 AM
        @ babel
        Look dearie--learn to mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!If you do not like the yarns like you call it--just head to business secton or religious section and hook up with your kind. For your info I am seriously PMSing and I am about to unload some not-so-rosy sh*t on you. This is your last warning! Not in the mood for any of your crap ok?

        Whyare u so so soooo mad,just gave u a candid advice and u want to tell everyone how bitchy you can be.Comon go on and offload watever not-so-rosy sh*t on me.



        Why won't I be mad?  Can't you see we are having a great time here?  Prudes like you want to spoil the parade.  Who are you trying to protect anyway?  All these rotten Nairalanders who fly in the day time as well as in the night time? Come here and pretend and do crap offline!!! Please have some "cyberous etiquette" and let people be with their opinions! As for being "bitchy"--- you will get your chance soon!  For now, I got work to do!!!! Kiss See you later!
        bisii (f)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #61 on: September 07, 2007, 10:40 AM »

         Huh Huh Huh Huh, and topic issssssssssssssss, HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICEY!!!
        fesse (f)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #62 on: September 07, 2007, 10:51 AM »

        still on the way to the institution. will know better when i get there.
        toney (m)
        Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
        « #63 on: September 07, 2007, 11:56 AM »

        BRING IN DRAMA! Cool
        Yeah,u heard read me right!
        Bring in drama! introduce activities to your marriage. If posibble pre-define your unification as a venture(before going to the alter).See both yourselfs as rangers sent from another world to conquere planet earth various intriguing challenges.
        don't just make marriage a "FUCKING" affair becouse that is usually the first aspect that will bore you.
        child bearing and raising,intra family relationships, religion,buisness, politics, entertainment are all but few of the issues u could weave into   your marriage and make them matters of serious intreast. with u and your spouse on one side (the winning side) and the world on the other side.
        Before u know it (God's willing) your grandchildren are all over the place and you'll find yourself whistling nonstalgically to your spouse ", funny how time flies.
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