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ayo84 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #64 on: September 07, 2007, 02:13 PM »

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mconqueror (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #65 on: September 07, 2007, 03:41 PM »

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fesse (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #66 on: September 07, 2007, 04:10 PM »

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #67 on: September 07, 2007, 05:32 PM »

@jerry-08. i couldn't resist butting in o.  Grin so u're PMSing and u decided to be on this forum. kai walai that should be a serious NO-NO. u know the hormones in your body are going wild and crazy and it tends to affect your mood at this time. so please o, don't offload any anger towards us oooooooo. biko!
Carlosein (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #68 on: September 07, 2007, 05:51 PM »

abeg ma people what is it to be PMSing?
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #69 on: September 07, 2007, 08:20 PM »

my bros, ok e be like say u no get sister or girlfriend, but i go try break am down for u small Grin PMS - premenstrual syndrome, usually the time when a woman is going through her, em, menstrual cycle, and she's "suffering" from so many uncomfortable things like bad mood, body pain, mild depression, bloating, u name it, all at the same time. in short, very irritable. u might want to be very careful around her otherwise any slight things from u, and she fit literally chew your head off! Tongue
i hope i made some sense sha Grin
bisii (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #70 on: September 07, 2007, 08:43 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Quote from: soulpatrol on September 07, 2007, 08:20 PM
my bros, ok e be like say u no get sister or girlfriend, but i go try break am down for u small Grin PMS - premenstrual syndrome, usually the time when a woman is going through her, em, menstrual cycle, and she's "suffering" from so many uncomfortable things like bad mood, body pain, mild depression, bloating, u name it, all at the same time. in short, very irritable. u might want to be very careful around her otherwise any slight things from u, and she fit literally chew your head off! Tongue
i hope i made some sense sha Grin
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bisii (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #71 on: September 07, 2007, 08:45 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Quote from: bisii on September 07, 2007, 08:43 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Quote from: soulpatrol on September 07, 2007, 08:20 PM
my bros, ok e be like say u no get sister or girlfriend, but i go try break am down for u small Grin PMS - premenstrual syndrome, usually the time when a woman is going through her, em, menstrual cycle, and she's "suffering" from so many uncomfortable things like bad mood, body pain, mild depression, bloating, u name it, all at the same time. in short, very irritable. u might want to be very careful around her otherwise any slight things from u, and she fit literally chew your head off! Tongue
i hope i made some sense sha Grin

thats soooooooooooo unnice soulpatrol,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #72 on: September 07, 2007, 08:49 PM »

wetin i for do now. i dey tell am the truth now. no need to butter it up. we all go through it don't we? better to have an idea Tongue
Tanna (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #73 on: September 08, 2007, 02:51 AM »

@Osisi, Not quite sweetie - I said bring in another woman (wife) when the main wife is ill. (Are you suffering from the same unschooling as Thief?)


For the record: I object to bringing in a 3rd person just for play and so-called "spice".

HOWEVER,

ANOTHER fun spicey activity might be to harass me for everything I say - cause It sure seems like THIEF is enjoying "getting off" on all my comments.

Is that why you do it?, makes your toto wet doesn't it?  Wink

ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #74 on: September 08, 2007, 03:48 AM »

You're a pathetic person, Tanna and I'm SO glad you arent Nigerian. You've no idea.

Just quit now and shut up. Speak when spoken to and stop referring to me.

Look at this bloody slore,  It's ok to bring in a 3rd woman to the household when you're sick and when you get better(which YOU obviously arent) then what happens?

You kick her out? Is that how you twisted mind works? Asinwin.
+osisi
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #75 on: September 08, 2007, 03:55 AM »

The girl (Tanna) needs to be flogged publicly and sold off to equatorial guinea.
Maybe her eyes will clear after that.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #76 on: September 08, 2007, 04:07 AM »

She's disgusting.  Sad
fidelfrost (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #77 on: September 08, 2007, 12:09 PM »

 
i feel  it takes the SPECIAL GRACE of GOD to stick to just for pathner forever till death or divorce come calling.
so we have an option: ask for God's grace or shag some more, cheat, organise orgies etc etc.
adaniel (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #78 on: September 08, 2007, 12:20 PM »

u've given very funny stuffs about keeping your home spicey. I guess u need to make up your mind "against" divorce. Marriage is meant to be enjoyed and not endured. Whatever u do, be creative and don't put the blame on him or her. Do most things together and love fun, that is, exciting way of doing things.
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #79 on: September 08, 2007, 12:25 PM »

Quote from: soulpatrol on September 07, 2007, 05:32 PM
@jerry-08. i couldn't resist butting in o.  Grin so u're PMSing and u decided to be on this forum. kai walai that should be a serious NO-NO. u know the hormones in your body are going wild and crazy and it tends to affect your mood at this time. so please o, don't offload any anger towards us oooooooo. biko!

Haba Souleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Man dey PMS??? Thanks for educating the house.  Let this brother Jerry-08 be warned because I am about to bite off his "akis"!!!---and leave his "paw-paw" redundant!!!! Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

Quote from: Tanna on September 08, 2007, 02:51 AM
@Osisi,

Not quite sweetie - I said bring in another woman (wife) when the main wife is ill. (Are you suffering from the same unschooling as Thief?)

For the record: I object to bringing in a 3rd person just for play and so-called "spice".

HOWEVER,

ANOTHER fun spicey activity might be to harass me for everything I say - cause It sure seems like THIEF is enjoying "getting off" on all my comments.

Is that why you do it?, makes your toto wet doesn't it? Wink

oooooooooooooooh baby!!!!!  Tongue Kiss  Pay thiz bush peeps no mind at all!!!

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!  More please!!!

Rock on baby!!!!  Rock on with ya bad self!!! Rock on baby!!!!

 Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #80 on: September 08, 2007, 12:30 PM »

Quote from: fidelfrost on September 08, 2007, 12:09 PM

i feel  it takes the SPECIAL GRACE of GOD to stick to just for pathner forever till death or divorce come calling.
so we have an option: ask for God's grace or shag some more, cheat, organise orgies etc etc.

Abeg errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr???--------  scratches head and yansh ---------- where can I find such a "GRACE"Huh Cry
I-man (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #81 on: September 08, 2007, 12:31 PM »

Quote from: Tanna on September 08, 2007, 02:51 AM
@Osisi, Not quite sweetie - I said bring in another woman (wife) when the main wife is ill. (Are you suffering from the same unschooling as Thief?)
For the record: I object to bringing in a 3rd person just for play and so-called "spice".

Is this menage-a-trois a temporary move untill the first wife recovers.Once the first wife recovers from her illness,what use will be the new wife?The new wife will have been invested in the first wife's continued illness  
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #82 on: September 08, 2007, 12:33 PM »

Quote from: adaniel on September 08, 2007, 12:20 PM
u've given very funny stuffs about keeping your home spicey. I guess u need to make up your mind "against" divorce. Marriage is meant to be enjoyed and not endured. Whatever u do, be creative and don't put the blame on him or her. Do most things together and love fun, that is, exciting way of doing things.


he he he he he he he Cheesy !!!! I see say you nefa take JAMB yet!!!! Tongue

You definitely do not know what time irrrrisssss!!!! Wink
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #83 on: September 08, 2007, 12:35 PM »

Quote from: I-man on September 08, 2007, 12:31 PM
Is this menage-a-trois a temporary move untill the first wife recovers.Once the first wife recovers from her illness,what use will be the new wife?The new wife will have been invested in the first wife's continued illness 

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Come oh!!! wharrra you doing here?  Back to political section before I open ma eyes!!! Oya--dey go na na!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?Huh Tongue

We are not playing here oh! Wink
I-man (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #84 on: September 08, 2007, 12:39 PM »

I wan sabi how to spice up marriage na.I hear say I fit bring in another woman if my first wife fall sick,so i want get to the bottom of the story.Guys go dey wish serious illness on their wife so that they can bring in another woman. Grin

But,the woman fit bring another man,if the man falls sick? Huh
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #85 on: September 08, 2007, 12:51 PM »

Quote from: I-man on September 08, 2007, 12:39 PM
I wan sabi how to spice up marriage na.I hear say I fit bring in another woman if my first wife fall sick,so i want get to the bottom of the story.Guys go dey wish serious illness on their wife so that they can bring in another woman. Grin

But,the woman fit bring another man,if the man falls sick? Huh

Now you are a very sharp guy!  You know the answer to that question.  The real question is that are you okay with "equal opportunity" shagging??? Tongue

What is good for the "goosy" is good for the "gandy"oh!!!! Wink
austino100 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #86 on: September 08, 2007, 01:15 PM »



What is good for the "goosy" is good for the "gandy"oh!!!! Wink
Quote


 Huh just remember it back fires. Once it does that you know what the end will be
 
Divorce
BABEELOVE (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #87 on: September 08, 2007, 01:31 PM »

Quote from: austino100 on September 08, 2007, 01:15 PM

What is good for the "goosy" is good for the "gandy"oh!!!! Wink
Huh just remember it back fires. Once it does that you know what the end will be
 
Divorce


Oh yeah??? Did I divorce you when you married 3 other wives in ma living room and I served the "kola"Huh Tongue
You are not serious oh!   Shocked
dj4wealth (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #88 on: September 08, 2007, 02:21 PM »

There is fire on mountain. RUN! RUN!! RUN!!!

This generation baffles me alot.
Tanna (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #89 on: September 08, 2007, 02:31 PM »

THANKS BABE(Love).

Quote from: +osisi on September 08, 2007, 03:55 AM
The girl (Tanna) needs to be flogged publicly,

Sounds like you're into exhibitionism and BDSM Osisi - and people think I'm kinky  (Go figure!). Cool
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #90 on: September 08, 2007, 02:43 PM »

Quote from: I-man on September 08, 2007, 12:31 PM
Is this menage-a-trois a temporary move untill the first wife recovers.Once the first wife recovers from her illness,what use will be the new wife?The new wife will have been invested in the first wife's continued illness 

She's not going to answer you. Obviously the girl still hasnt recovered.
dj4wealth (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #91 on: September 08, 2007, 03:06 PM »

Sincerely i can't believe my eyes with what i'm seeing here!!!
Tanna (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #92 on: September 08, 2007, 03:31 PM »

ANOTHER TIP, for the ladies

#6-Call him at work and tell him that u were just thinking about the last time you made love, say "I really liked the way you, (bent me over, thrust so strongly, or touched your breasts, etc. etc. - Just name 1 or 2 things specifically) and say you are wet 'cause you can't get the thought out of your mind.

Then beg him to come to you right away, (he may not be able to, but the point is to let him know you DESIRE him).

#7 -Prepare an extra delectable meal. Very soon after he starts to enjoy it (you don't want him too full  yet), come straddle him while he is at the table and whisper, "Dinner is over  now.  It's time for dessert." Kiss

And my last tip for now

#8-We LADIES shouldn't be the Pillow Princess all the time.
A good man deserves to have his sexual appetite quenched, so stay off of your back sometimes and ride him face-to-face, backwards, and on the stairs - Anything that allows him to sit back relax, and YOU do all the work Wink



soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #93 on: September 08, 2007, 06:13 PM »

ms Tanna, for once i actually agree with u o. hi5 my sista. Grin now u dey talk some sense. abeg no deviate from that o. biko.
Agbo2 (m)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #94 on: September 08, 2007, 11:33 PM »

The objectiv of makin a mariag spicey is to ensure it doesnt fail
1 way of achieving this is by ensuring your spouse didnt enter into mariag
wit unrealistic dreams/expectations.
You both must be aware the onus lies on 2 to make it work
not with either party havin one of those funny impressions that "Marriage is meant to be enjoyed and not endured" abeg that one na for book o!
having realised that, u may go ahead with any of the suggestions by TANA and other meaningful ones
but definately notin clos to those suggested by babylove and her cohorts.
soulpatrol (f)
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicey?
« #95 on: September 09, 2007, 01:34 AM »

yes sah! Grin
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