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Seun (m)
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Funny threads and posts? I nominate this one by glodave: Please some body should tell mi what 2 do! anytime i see my guy he turn mi on, , and if he catch mi, he take his time, and take mi slow. and i must lose control  What's your funniest thread or post? |
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seun001 (m)
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wow!will have to be on the look out for one.
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Everbright (f)
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Na which kain talk come b that one nah  Any way  I saw one like that Is it good to make love on the phone?I was angry,yet I couldn't help laughing Folks will never cease to amaze me on this land  |
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Seun (m)
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Here's another one: I Need your Couragement I Was Drive Out from D Skool In My Final Year
Please i need u courage i am in my final year i was drive out in my school bco i ask my friend a question in d exam hall. http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-9640.0.htmlBut I don't want to be cruel. |
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Shaunscot (m)
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Seun,u were cruel enough to leave it on the homepage back then.
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onyeka_ng (f)
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''I Need your Couragement I Was Drive Out from D Skool In My Final Year
Please i need u courage i am in my final year i was drive out in my school bco i ask my friend a question in d exam hall.''
this post is arrant nonscence,not to talk of the grammatical errors.my God! this is terrible.
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mimiko (f)
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@ seun
whoever that person is no wonder that person needs to know the real reason he was sent out of school
@ funniest tread many
@ funniest post too many
can't just pick one
but really the funniest post is the(What a wife) telemarketer posted by moi in the jokes forum
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Bolarge (m)
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This is one of my best. It's from the thread Do You Remember Your First Kiss? http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1370.192.htmlyes i remember my first kiss, it was with my ghanaian neighbour, (this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek, and for some perverted reason, he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me, and came to SEEK my lips,
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet, so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle, (i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did, my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his, he gave me a fine slap, TWWAAAI, was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor, lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day, and for some strange reason, ghana boy never was allowed back into our house, and YESS, anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish, i think of my ghanaian loverkid, damn, those were the days,  |
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strong_arm (m)
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I nominate this by Thiefofhearts(TOH): Forums / Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Refuses To Kiss You
"It means you have halitosis, a very common problem in Nigerian males for Lord knows what reason, could be the fact some still use the same toothbrush since primary school.
Anyway solution is brush your teeth especially the tongue http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-6766.0.html#msg1359554TOH if you reading just want to let you know i love you .you is just too much, go ma! you do what you do. and if thats you in that pisho man you so gorgeous i envy your man so much. :-) ya know TOH in reverser= HOT ciao |
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jesusfreak (f)
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@ seun keep it up and this will soon be the funniest thread on nairaland. |
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opokonwa (m)
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Hello Nairalanders! The funniest thread I encountered till date was this one below by ' Easybaby' in response to the thread; " What Birthday gift should I Buy For My Girlfriend?" If you like, don't buy her anything . . .she will not complain . . .she is not the demanding type like me!  http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-75815.0.html#msg1446866Another funny thread I encountered is this one by ' sillyboy' in response to the posting, " I Had Sex With Four Nationalities In A Week" Silly sitting down and envying the poster   . . . . . . . . I wish I am . . . . . . .  |
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opokonwa (m)
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Bolarge, I couldn't help laughing aloud where I was sitting Your posting is the funniest so far! I need to read it again!! |
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bimbliss (f)
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My best posted topic " NIN VERSUS NID's" The thread and the replies were also the funniest , sweet yabs and very humorous, creative and hilarious. |
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swing4real (m)
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@Bolarge
I swear u got me rolling here 4 hours
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adrianic
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sorry i can't think of one right now but dt posted by Bolarge is definitely the funniest i have read in a very long time.gosh dt was hilarious
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jokewale
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I don't particularly enjoy listening to adverts that invariably does not depict the truth and the likes, i mean an advert like SPRING BANK's 'for banking in your neighbourhood!',yes nice sing song,a perfect copy from Sesame street PLAY SONG but i think they need to open more branches in several neighbourhoods first before airing such ad, the other day i was looking all over for spring bank branch in a prominent banking neighborhood and couldnt find ,what an IRONY!
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opokonwa (m)
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Another one from PTH Re: Advice Needed For Living In Nigeria
« #10 on: August 25, 2007, 10:33 PM »
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Abeg hismichele relocate joo. Dont mind the shit packers on this thread. Nigeria is a developed country with too many "fancy jobs". There is nothing like corruption, we recently celebrated 100yrs of uninterrupted power supply, our airports are not cattle sheds and our politicians are angels.
Sell your house and assets, pack your daughter and relocate to Nigeria to meet an igbo man you have never seen. What kind of love can be better than that. Did i also mention that igbos are perhaps the most upright people in the world? http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-74839.0.html#msg1432574 |
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seun001 (m)
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I don't particularly enjoy listening to adverts that invariably does not depict the truth and the likes, i mean an advert like SPRING BANK's 'for banking in your neighbourhood!',yes nice sing song,a perfect copy from Sesame street PLAY SONG but i think they need to open more branches in several neighbourhoods first before airing such ad, the other day i was looking all over for spring bank branch in a prominent banking neighborhood and couldnt find ,what an IRONY!
in relation to the topic and this totally untoward response this is one of my funniest post.peeps will kill me with lafta in this site. |
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amaks
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bolarge,u sure got me laughing with papermoons post.
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tjaycent1 (m)
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help
« #21 on: September 04, 2007, 05:36 PM » |
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i beg anybody don check hin ssce result?,i beg holla me make i know.
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seun001 (m)
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i beg anybody don check hin ssce result?,i beg holla me make i know.
who b this? |
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enolase (m)
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There was a guy who talked about police response to when they stopped him and spotted his two Alsatian dogs in his car.
I think that was the funniest post.
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saddik (m)
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i know its off topic, but i read it somewhere on this LAND. quote " YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS EXPIRED!" |
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beyunce (f)
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Hmmmmmmmmmm good to be bac. your mamas so old that she watched the pasion of christ live. haha. that was funny and posted by moi lol
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saddik (m)
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your mama so short , they could see her FOOT on her drivers license! |
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Configur (m)
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So many funny posts,can't remember all 
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seun001 (m)
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rubbing your privates with palm oil? kai - ma pikin - na wetin u dey turn yah d ick to? yah wan cook am or wetin? why u no go see doctor because if i know u, next time na grinded pepper u go dey rub for the d ick o. And swear if na true say that d ick never enter woman vagina. this post is by his_grace in the health section.really cracked me up. http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-67909.0.html |
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niceuzor
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lol too many trend i can't remember |
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