Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland?

i'm sorry but i found that long and boring

u guys are right that post is a cracker,
_{could u guys go here} http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89552.0.html _{its not really funny but i need to hear more views abeg!!!!1}

this place has become boring

This thread was one funny one - "Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen" - Posted on Romance section on the 27th of November by growfast!!

This guy received the highest number of abuses and insults on Nairaland!! It is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! You need to go tru it, u'll laugh your head off,,,,


@ growfast
Nairalanders please l need you all advice ,  l just want to know if its legal to marriad 15years girl? l am older than her with over 16year. but she love me and l love her too but the parent said l should wait till she is 16year and l can't wait till then

l deflower her at the age of 14years and some months which was ok by her,

What should l do?




                                                         @ALL.

@all ---- your replies make me feel guilty,  and this will be the last time am going to read any reply here before am push to change my love toward this angel ,  like l said before,  l love her so much and nothing can ever change that OK even if l see any nairalander in person, 

Make l tell Una please this insult is enough OK,  am just too mad right now ,   

One question to all ----------- Do you want to separate us? l guess if l keep reading this, something evil could just happen l better leave before that happen

                         l love her and nothing can Change that
                                                       thank you all for your insult.

Here is the following link you want to see at below:

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-96982.0.html

lmao, i am addicted to this thread(please note the highlighted areas).you have to know i am cracking up anytime i read this thread.the corper is a very funny guy o.scary story indeed .i had to input my own comments o<in brackets>.i have searched for the original link to no avail
.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 


My Scary story. . .
February 1st 2004, Umuahia, Abia state. I was doing my NYSC at that time and Manchester United were playing Arse-Anal <ARSENAL SPIRIT VISITED YOU>. As a staunch Man Utd fan, that was a match i couldn't have missed. I was staying in The Catholic Corpers Lodge, and also moonlighting<UR PAPA SEND You THERE?> at a guest house with a friend<A GIRL ABI?> of mine. the guest house was like 300metres from the 'Viewing centre'
The match started at about 10:30pm, if you know Umuahia you'd know that the roads are empty at around 8pm, so by this time the road was empty, but there were over 20 people in the viewing centre so i felt it was pretty safe. . .
The match ended 3-0 or 3-1, after 12 midnight, it ended on my birthday (feb 2nd, my best birthday present!!!), <LMFAO>so i started going home. to my profound horror, i found out that all those people there were all off duty okada men, they zoomed off on their okadas and left me alone on that dark road.
I jogged down to the guest house, pounded on the gate. i'd forgotten they lock the gate by 12 midnight and they don't ever open it until 6am. I knock tire, no answer. I didnt carry my phone because of fear of theft.
So i started jogging the 1km distance to the Catholic Corpers lodge

Scare #1
100m down the road, a police pick up[ pulled up beside me, 2 cops jumped out and levelled their Mark IVs at my head! I nearly shit myself. They roughly demanded to know who i was and where was i going? i told 'em i was a corper and i went to watch the match, and that i was heading to the Corpers Lodge. They asked me to reach into my pocket slowly and brin gout my ID card. I did that and gave it to them. One now asked the other one to search me. i'd forgotten that earlier that day i had won a big pocket knife in the Guinness promo and it was still in my back pocket. COme and see the look on their face when they pulled out this wicked looking pen knife. I hastily explained that i won it from the promo<I DOUBT THIS ONE O>. The guy looked at me fo rlike 1 minute (almost shat myself once again) <SHIT, SHAT ,SHITTED, lol> before telling me to go home. i speedily complied!!

Scare #2
About 600m down the road, i was already recovering from the poilce scare when i started really getting scared about how quiet and ghostly the whole place was. all the tales i'd been hearing on flesh-eating cannibals and kidnappers/ritualists started surfacing. it didn't help when i jogged past a house and saw an old woman raking leaves together and burning them.[/b]<this one is scary sha> [b]What kind of person would be burning leaves at 12:30am? <see me see trouble>And she looked so witch-like<Lol>. the next house had like 3 youths outside talking in hushed tones. all fell silent and watched me jog pass. I come dey fear, come dey regret say i go watch match that day<the funniest so far>. The next thing i knew, something moving very very fast flew just above my head. you know the kind of noise and disturbance u feel/hear when someone throws a stone  very close to your ear? that's what it felt like. But this was somethin gmuch faster and silent.
Every single hair on my body (from my head to my nearly hairless ass) stood on end. see d kind fear wey catch me, eh? I didn't wait to see if it was a bird, an arrow or a low-flying witch. I kicked my palm slippers ahead of me, caught them midair (in a move even Jet-Li couldnt have done) and took to my heels. I'm pretty sure i averaged 50mph!! Even worse, i was running uphill and my heart was pounding like crazy.

Scare #3
I got to the corpers lodge, everyone was sleeping. . .! I nearly renounced Manchester United then and there!

I hammered on the gate and someone finally woke up, where i was led, shaking and gibbering some incomprehensible stuff about witches and policemen and Arrows and bakassi boys. . <lol> . the only thing they could make of this was that Man Utd won 


And that's my worst scare ever!


I thot this post by texasspete (did i get the name right) was hilarious


Damn funny!!!
Devils for life
 

nland people wicked. them too like wahala

Don't I look like D'banj?

yes d best place to catch fun Nairaland

 Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb?

 

you just posted globaby1

Visit this topic anyway:

If you didn't read this topic from the beggining, this might not be funny

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