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peeps into thread and sees mustapha Mustay
Ol' boy, na wa oo. You don dey colonise thread now abi?? How you dey sha. E don tey.
@IbKaye, how dey go dey go?? No let Mustay spoil you for us oo. You hear ??
Because i no trust Mustay reach that level oo
Nor worry bad belle She is ma pikin so we understand ourselves better  |
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ehie you damn right Check these out As the proud holder of a PHD in Big Grammar and Applied Tautology, which I duly earned by mailing the cash sum of 50 Zimbabwe dollars to the renowned University of Ajegunle ( Sewer-Shore Campus), I can only add that any Nigerian who is too stingy to cough up the money for the purchase a Nigerian college diploma ought to be BANNED, in the interests of national pride, from embarking on any foreign travel until such time as their educational deficiency has been addressed in the usual manner.
 If God had intended Nigerians to enjoy electrical power, each person in the country would have been born with a power outlet conveniently located in between their buttock cheeks.
Electricity is NOT for the poor, and thus will ONLY be provided to Nigeria AFTER every citizen has been assigned a new luxury home in the leafy suburbs with a three-car garage, a white picket fence, a swimming pool, jakuzzi and a sit-aboard, high-performance John Deere lawn mower to maintain the manucured lawns.
A mere boycott might not be sufficient to drive the message home that Nigerians hate BA.
Perhaps some dedicated Nigerian protesters could dress up to resemble BA aircraft, replete with card-board wings, and then dive out of the window of tall buildings in Lagos, screaming curses at BA as they plummet gracefully to the ground.
I think Jakumo is a journalist Wo - I give you 5  Clap 4 Nairaland's humorist - Pa PA PA PA PA PA! |
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You people should not vex o! But I'm loffing these: Jakumo (m) Posts: 1312 Offline Offline Re: British Airways Regrets Maltreatment Of Nigerians « #206 on: May 15, 2008, 06:21 AM » I am saddened that Nigeria, a country whose citizens are such ardent believers in African juju magic, could be embroiled in a dispute over a disturbance on board a white-man's low-tech air-plane, while failing to LOOK INWARD and patronise African Juju consultants who have known for centuries how to transport passengers to any point on the globe simply with a few incantations and dried animal parts.
Arise, Nigerians, and boycott ALL airlines, for the time has come for you to use African MEANS to get where you need to go. Those white devils will come begging on their hands and knees to learn the rudiments of African teleportation technology, once they behold that glorious aerial armada of magic carpets departing and arriving at Lagos Airport.   |
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Re: Man Jumps Into Well, Demands N100,000 From Yar’adua
« #137 on: July 10, 2008, 05:54 PM »
the man is crazy,Mr President ought to buy trailer loads of sand worth of 100,000 and order the man buried in that well alive.
he is a bad omen to the society.
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Sos:-: Sexual Condition Critical
« on: Today at 11:34:51 AM »
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Abeg make una help me.This is no joke at all.
Where for london or manchester or those cities in UK i fit get any nigerian or african lady wey go help releive my sexual tension?I no mind cheap ladies wey need money, i go use condom.Which area them dey stay,and How i fit hook with them?
I've been in the UK for 8 months now and i havent had any sex with a lady.My hormones are raging,and na erection i just dey take waka about now.
This has given me a short temper now and any small thing go just vex me.
Na one village for outside Bolton i dey stay and african ladies scare for here.
Anytime i see a lady even for newspaper i go just dey stare at am and my privates go begin dey tingle me.My GP recently do check up for me come tell me say my BP don dey high for 27 year old,say wetin i dey think.Na sex just dey my mind all the time.
My waist don dey pain me and i no fit sleep for night again.My privates go just hard and e go come hot like say e dey run temperature, e no funny at all.Abeg show me the way,
I don take one week off work because i no fit concentrate anymore, i wan come london or where these ladies dey come mess make my body normal again
Even if them be prostitutes i no mind.I go use protection.Make una understand.Just help me with how i fit contact them.I want naija or african girls.
Help a brother in need.
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qeemus
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i just can stop laughing |
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rokiatu (f)
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Sos:-: Sexual Condition Critical
« on: Today at 11:34:51 AM »
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Abeg make una help me.This is no joke at all.
Where for london or manchester or those cities in UK i fit get any nigerian or african lady wey go help releive my sexual tension?I no mind cheap ladies wey need money, i go use condom.Which area them dey stay,and How i fit hook with them?
I've been in the UK for 8 months now and i havent had any sex with a lady.My hormones are raging,and na erection i just dey take waka about now.
This has given me a short temper now and any small thing go just vex me.
Na one village for outside Bolton i dey stay and african ladies scare for here.
Anytime i see a lady even for newspaper i go just dey stare at am and my privates go begin dey tingle me.My GP recently do check up for me come tell me say my BP don dey high for 27 year old,say wetin i dey think.Na sex just dey my mind all the time.
My waist don dey pain me and i no fit sleep for night again.My privates go just hard and e go come hot like say e dey run temperature, e no funny at all.Abeg show me the way,
I don take one week off work because i no fit concentrate anymore, i wan come london or where these ladies dey come mess make my body normal again
Even if them be prostitutes i no mind.I go use protection.Make una understand.Just help me with how i fit contact them.I want naija or african girls.
Help a brother in need.
this indeed is my favourite very funny I do hope the poster find solution to his problem though |
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jay bee (m)
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this indeed is my favourite very funny I do hope the poster find solution to his problem though tboy1 sorted d dude out |
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rokiatu (f)
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tboy1 sorted d dude out
are u saying his problem has been solve? and who is tboy1? |
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jay bee (m)
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they emailed eachother discreetly so i figured out his problem would have been half solved (pointed to the right direction)
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rokiatu (f)
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they emailed eachother discreetly so i figured out his problem would have been half solved (pointed to the right direction)
am happy for him so is this tboy1 a female? sorry for too many questioning |
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jay bee (m)
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not in the position to confirm as the forum doesn't have any way of gender verification.
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rokiatu (f)
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not in the position to confirm as the forum doesn't have any way of gender verification.
no problem I understand thanks for ur time |
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Mustay (m)
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Scientific research has conclusively established that ALL women are in fact naked under their clothes, and it is thus high time that the most serious offenders, i.e. the fat or old ones, of which the above two photographs are prime examples, should be tied together and towed out to sea off the coast of Lagos, where they must remain until further notice.
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kene 20 (m) Abuja Posts: 173 Offline Offline Re: What Can A Fresh Graduate Do To Earn A Living? « #34 on: May 03, 2008, 10:24 PM »
Just go 2 Niger-Delta because Asari Dokubo is recruiting,
More Militants are needed, |
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Gamine (f)
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Wetin funny dia???  |
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rokiatu (f)
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Wetin funny dia??? girl take it easy we are not fighting are we? |
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lysaa (f)
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@Mustay, Now i'm afraid of u, hope u havent come here behind me to cartoon me this one that u have bn vexing for me since yesterday. .  |
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This post too, by lami4life in the thread 'The Worst food you've ever eaten'
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Re: The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten !!
« #145 on: April 04, 2008, 01:10 PM »
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i have this aunt who's very, very adventurous when it comes to culinary skills. She can come up with a wide variety of food combinations that can actually expedite ones journey to the grave! But because she's a very nice individual and has the best of intentions, some of us who are dear to her have had to endure the minutes of gulping down these poison sorry, food, with plastic smiles and complimentary remarks God help you if you leave out the complimentary remarks
Now one of most amazing combinations I'v encountered with her is Akamu (pap) with cooked rice now wait for this mixed together .
On learning about our menu for the day, virtually every family member came up with reasons to abscond or abstain (e.g 'Sorry I'v got to leave, something just came up'; 'I'm on a special diet, won't be able to join you"; I'll eat mine later. Just leave it in the pot") . Muggins (now that's me) was feeling so considerate and decided to make her happy by eating.
In retrospect, that was the singular most suicidal action I'v ever taken . I still live with the regret.
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rokiatu (f)
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I loveeeeeee this thread please guys
keep them coming
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rokiatu (f)
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yes even a million dollars just keep them coming |
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