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Topic: I Was Chased My A Mad Man 

Two days ago,while rushing home in d early afternoon to meet up for d 3pm Nigeria match,d traffic was terrible @ d ilasa axis of lagos,so i decieded to come out of d bus and use 'a short cut',u no hw houses are built in lagos,d backyard of baba ruka might burst out 2 d 3rd street.While jogging,i heard some strange sound frm like 20metres behind me,and onlookers faces directed towards me,with some shock expression on there face,i was like wats so spectacular in jogging on a sunny afternoon dats causing d stire not knowing they were full of pity 4 me,on looking back,a mad man was running towards me,it was then i understood d situation,i was shocked,i wanted to wait but,a madman?he has no case in court,i took 2 my heels running a race of my life,who told u Usain Bolt can run fast,u guys need 2 catch a glimpse of me dat day,
I'm sure i ran 100meters in 6secs,onlookers were still looking,no help at all,but i got tirf and reduced my velocity,but u will b disappointed 2 hear dat d madman ran pass me,and neva stopped,i will neva 4get dis day.
 
  

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Topic: Whats This About female orifice 

Quote from: sista-jay on November 01, 2009, 10:20 PM

My, my, looks like you've just found out about the sweet aroma of a female orifice. Listen its ok, there is no complication in makin sweet love to them. You know your deek aint complainin, its your nose!! Pleeze try this simple exercise. . .
The next time you think the female orifice smell, try stickin your finger up your butt hole and smell it, that should mask the odour. Don't inhale it for too long, you might get high on it,  

JEZIIIS!!! I love Tpia!!!

I am dying !!!

I just read a thread where tpia went off on some  people, thr funniest sh!t i ve read in a looong time~~


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