Good Luck Mr. Gorsky

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong
first walked on the moon, he not only gave his
famous 'one small step for man, one giant leap
for mankind' statement but followed it by several
remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other
astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
re-entered the lander, however, he made the
enigmatic remark 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky.'

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual
remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in
either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong
as to what the 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky' statement
meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Eleven years ago, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL)
while answering questions following a speech, a
reporter brought up the 26 year old question to
Armstrong. This time he finally responded.

Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong
felt he could answer the question. When he was a
kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed
in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows.
His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he
leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong
heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. 'Oral
sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when
the kid next door walks on the moon!'

ha hah haha

if only she knew now!!!!!!!!