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dm (m)
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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees.
After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.
She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer."
She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the $6,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold 'em!"
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babymine (f)
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dm, where do you get all these cool jokes from? 
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spikelord (m)
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How much does a Golf ball cost??? So we can help the woman to calculate ow many times the man cheated on her!!!!
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Skintite (f)
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yeah spikelord, i'll very much like to do the math too nice one sha 
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loriann (f)
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nice but a gd heart break
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mimiko (f)
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fucking hell how much does a golf ball cost for real
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clemcykul
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*laffs well and hard* lol 
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dadsgal (f)
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very lovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
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