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folly69 (m)
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AN OLD LADY WALKS INTO A BANK WITH A WHOOPING AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SAVE, THE CEO WAS SO OVERWHELMED HE ATTENDED TO HER PERSONALLY,CURIOUS HE ASKED HOW SHE CAME ACROSS SO MUCH MONEY.
GRANDMA:I MAKE BETS AND NEVER LOOSE
CEO:WHAT KINDA BETS
GRANDMA:WELL FOR INSTANCE I CAN BET You $100,000 YOUR BALLS ARE SQUARE IN SHAPE
CEO: THATS CRAZY You CAN NEVER WIN
GRANDMA:WELL WHY DON'T You PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS
CEO:You AR ON
GRANDMA:WELL HOPE You DON'T MIND I'LL B BRINGING MY LAWYER TO WITNESS SO THERE WON'T NO FUNNY GAMES,$100.000 IS A LOT OF MONEY You KNOW.
CEO:NO PROBLEM
GRANDMA:GREAT TOMORROW 10:00am WE'LL BE HERE HAV A NICE DAY
AT NIGHT THE CEO STOOD INFRONT OF THE MIRROR CONFUSED CHECKING IS BALLS OUT MAKING SURE THERE WHERE NO CORNERS THERE,SATISFIED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.
GRANDMA:GOODMORNING(introduced her lawyer)
CEO(nervous)GOODMORNING
GRANDMA:KINDLY DROP UR PANTS PLEASE
HE DID SO AND SHE FELT DEM WELL THEY AR ROUND AFTERALL SHE SAID
CEO:YEAH WHAT DO You EXPECT CAN I HAVE MY MONEY PLEASE AND WHATS YOUR LAWYERS PROBLEM WHY IS HE HITTING HE'S HEAD ON THE WALL
GRANDMA:OH PAY HIM NO ATTENTION,HE'S JUST UPSET CUS I BET HIM $500,000 THAT I'LL HAVE THE BALLS OF THE CEO OF THIS BANK IN MY HANDS BY 10.00am
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blue-sky (f)
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thats quite funny  |
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Aduks (f)
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SMART G.M.
NICE ONE
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folly69 (m)
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thanks  |
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ayusman16 (m)
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where u go dig up this mail from?
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spenchuks (m)
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grandma is a bizness woman. she used the $100,000 she lost to earn $500,000.  what a clever grandmama! and a shrewd banker! |
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folahann (m)
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This is tooooooooooo funny, oh my ribs!
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clemcykul
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*breaks the ribs with hammer*
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folly69 (m)
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glues de ribs together
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mohawkchic (f)
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~One of my fav Joke!!  |
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folly69 (m)
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really? nice 1
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