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nikinash (f)
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There are many of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date:
- "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."
- "No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."
- "I used to come here all the time with my ex."
- "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."
- "Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."
- "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
- "I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."
- "It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
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thupsie (m)
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Never tell her she is Lovely!!!!!!!!  |
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teju oso (f)
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don't talk about your ex and don't make prolong eye contact if you don't want sexx at first sight
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Thagodfada (m)
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what is your favorite sex position?
I think i love you
viagra is a wonderful drug
Did you see me on last week's episode of COPS?
Sorry about the cough, but my doctor still don't know what i have.
They have very cute waitresses here, right?
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joelco
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hi am singl looking for some one
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Outkast (f)
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I think my biological clock is ticking
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Z4M4eva (f)
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I love da list Nikinash, those sure are things "not" to say on a date!!!
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Grizzly (m)
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Never propose marriage.! LOL
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Grizzly (m)
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Never propose marriage.! LOL
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Z4M4eva (f)
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L.O.L that's a funny one! Marriage proposal on the first date!  |
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MochaLatte (f)
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1. "My dad's last name is Obasanjo. Sound familiar ?"  2. "I have a 9 o'clock curfew." 3. "I spent a few years in prison for beating my ex." 4. "I'm broke. Can you pick up the tab?" |
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asanga (m)
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I feel like touching, holding you ,
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lunafish (f)
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1) Nice shoes (or any other piece of clothing for that matter) want to f*ck?
2) Do you mind paying? I'm in between jobs.
3) Ever since that night at the crackhouse,
Also don't mention your STDs (past and/or present,) your excessively close relationship with your mother or anything that is too personal.
You can scare someone with your emotional traumas at a later time.
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Farriel (m)
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Indeed. Scare 'em off with your emotional traumas at a later time.
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segedoo (m)
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I hope things will workout between us
Are you enjoying yourself?
Just be yourself and i'll be myself!! - duh!
I haven't had a date in a while
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Scatter (m)
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What colour of strings do u have on? Do you like sex?  |
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Todd (m)
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-srry about the cough, but don't worry, the doctor says its not too contagious,
-. . .and i said "how contagious it is doc?" And guess what he said. . .
-see that waitress? back when i was dateing her, i got to eat here for free, but then i found out that she had given me 2 forms of herpies, and a mild case of siphilis. . .
-. . .and the doctor said, "real contagious". . .
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royboy
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 heya people im new!! so what u all up to. im nicola, 16 and from belfast
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royboy
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hey TODD i was in Maryland, ocean pines a few years ago on a trip i love it there so hows u xoxox  |
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tipsy289 (m)
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true if you don't want the date to stale  |
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alheri (f)
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Hello nicola, why not announce your arrival in the new members thread? Wecome on board anyway.
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adeoba (m)
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don't put your foot in your mouth  (literarily!) |
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desiree (f)
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Can i hide in the back seat, I think my ex is stalking me |
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Grizzly (m)
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Are u this ugly or is it just today?  |
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