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To: barrister_matto@yahoo.com
Subject: Please Read: Important Information!!!
From: "Sgt. Barry Crawford" <Barry.Crawf@barrycrawford.zzn.com>  Add to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert 
Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:07:38 +0200
   
Greetings from Iraq,

Perhaps this email may come to you as a surprise. I got your contact
 from a search on the internet and I am taking the chance to contact you.
 My name is Sgt. Barry Crawford.I am an American Soldier serving in the
Military in the peace keeping mission in Iraq . I am in dire need of
 your assistance.

I am making a concealed request to you for an assistance to move the
 sum of ($10,000,000.00 US Dollars) Ten Million US Dollars to you for safe
 keeping.I am left with no other way out,hence I am on the internet
 trying to establish contact with the outside world to seek a reliable and
 trusted person who can render assistance to me.I hope to be concluding
 my service here in Iraq in the next 5 months before I return home.

The money in question was discovered in some barrels at a farm house
 near one of Saddam's old palace in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue
 operation.While we tortured 3 terrorist we captured during the operation to
 extract information, they confessed being rebels for Ayman Al-Zawahiri and
 followers of Mahmoud al-Hassani, a Shiite cleric known for anti-American
 views. They took us to a cave in the farm house which served as their
 operating base. It was here me and staff Sgt Richard Burnette made the
 discovery of the money. We agreed to keep aside some of the money for
ourselves before disclosing it. Altogether there were 100 millon
 dollars in the Barrels but we are disclosing only 80million dollars, keeping
 10 million dollars for ourselves. I know you may wonder why, but no
 compensation will make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in
 this hell called Iraq . Master Sgt Richard Burnette just recovered from a
 very serious injury which almost claimed his life. Thousands of
 American families have lost their loved ones to the war. Reports show that
 atleast 3,576 members of the US. military have died and 26,350 wounded
since the Iraq war started in March 2003.

Please visit this link to see how much of my collegues have died so far
 in our quest to do our nation proud.

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/iraq/forces/casualties/

http://www.defenselink.mil/heroes/50heroes/Burnette.html

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/10/31/iraq.main/index.html

http://www.granma.cu/ingles/2006/agosto/vier18/35suman.html

The experience so far here in Iraq has been hellish. I am sincerely
 hoping you are a honest person who will help us to keep this money in safe
 custody until our assignment here in Iraq elapses and we return back
 to the United States .We assure and promise to give you 20% of this
amount if you help us to keep custody of this money until our return.
 Also we plead that this information be kept top secret between you and
 us to protect our job with the US Military.

We have been able to get the money out of Iraq in a box to a safe
 location through our colleague here who is with the British Army.

We are beleiving that you will help us keep custody of the funds until
 our return. But should you have any reasons to decline this
 request,please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too
 bad for us soldiers. Please this email is of utmost confidentiality.

Thanks for your anticipated help.Please send all responses to
 barry_crawford@k.ro . After receiving a response,I will be briefing you
 further.

Sincerely,

Sgt. Barry Crawford



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From: "Statoil UK Limited" <info@statoil-uk.zzn.com>  Add to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert 
To: okeyz2002@yahoo.com
Subject: Job Appointment Letter
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 19:39:55 -0400
     
Dear (name deleted)
 
With reference to your resume/curriculum vitae submitted to the Statoil UK Limited in series of the projects presently about to commence in the countries listed in our Job vacancy placement, You have been found qualified and selected for a Job/Contract Engagement Position by the Human Resources Department of the Statoil UK Limited. Having gone through your Curriculum Vitae/Resume and your answers to our questions, it has proved that you are qualified, hence we decided to invite you as one of the expatriates to start work as soon as possible with a job designation as the Company's Mechanical Engineer in our Development project in the Netherlands. Your services are hereby to be engaged as the Mechanical Engineer and to Commence on your primary assignment in the Netherlands in no distant time with respect to the information stated below:
 
1.0  All operations will be reported directly/indirectly to the Project Administrator/Managers of the Statoil UK Limited, and all personnel shall be responsible to the Joint Venture (Draka Marine, Oil & Gas International).
 
2.0 JOB TITLE: MECHANICAL ENGINEER
 
2.1 JOB TITLE/POSITION: "Mechanical Engineer" You will serve as the " Head of Mechanical Engineering Department" in the field of Oil & Gas for the requirements of the Draka Marine, Oil & Gas International joint venture; Statoil UK Limited Field Development Project.
 
2.2 JOB LOCATION: The Programme will be carried out within the Mobil P6, Dutch North Sea (Netherlands), and also facilities in onshore and offshore offices located in the Netherlands.
 
2.3 DUTIES/RESPONSIBILITIES: You are to lead the your team group and to ensure project completion within budget, schedule and in conformity with specifications and other contract documents.
 
Work to be Performed: You will perform a variety of duties along side your position and this will be determined and assigned when needed. All shift consist of four Expatriates Staff, as you will be working with a team of four (4) expatriates in the Netherlands. You shall be required to work/liaise with other prime experienced engineers/technicians, personnel's etc. for the actualization of project scope. All contracts are designed to last for a span of four years and is liable to upward renew yearly.
 
3.0 You would be expected to resume on site on the 15th of October, 2007. Prior to resumption as inscribed above, you shall also be expected to start your visa process by acquiring and procuring your necessary Residence/Work permits from our selected traveling agency on or before the 30th of September, 2007. This is to enable you receive all your due entitlements prior to resumption of your duty and also to enable you settle all domestic necessities before embarking on project trip and avoidance of excuses leading to delays on your side.
 
However you are to provide/submit original certificates, your credentials and a copy of your international passport via fax or email attachement on the receipt of this Appointment letter/contract engagement mail, this is for necessary identifications and clearances as precondition to the job engagement.
 
3.1 WORK PERIODS: Mondays through Fridays, Time: 8.00am to 4.00pm with break period between 12.00noon to 2.00pm. 
 
3.2 SALARY: Basic Salary – $5,500.00 USD monthly. This can be paid/transfered to any Bank or Country of your choice and all transfers must be made in conformity with the existing tax situation in the Netherlands.
 
Compensation and benefits package to include:
 
. Expatriates are entitled to a one (1) month paid home leave.
 
. Quality single or family housing in Company communities only as necessitated by employee.
 
. Excellent educational assistance benefits with family status contracts.
 
. Personal effects shipment and excess baggage allowances.
 
. Access to some of the finest social and recreational facilities in the Netherlands.
 
. Free medical care in the Netherlands.
 
3.2 ALLOWANCES: Hazard/Inconveniences allowance – 10% of Basic salary. Entertainment/Social allowance – 7% of Basic salary.  All allowances are paid weekly and locally in the Netherlands currency (Euro) or in its US Dollars equivalent at the existing exchange rate.
 
4.0 PAID HOME LEAVE: All expatriates are entitled to a one (1) month paid home leave, which can be taken once at a time or two weeks apart one different period.
 
All expatriates shall be entitled to a leave allowance (in US Dollar) of an additional 100% percent of their basic salary.
 
Free to and fro tickets to cover the span of their home leave. Note that there is no allowances on leave period.
 
5.0 SAFETY AND SECURITY: Safety and Security of personnel (Local/Foreign) and Facilities on Job Locations and Communities are no small issue, and have been seriously considered to ensure and assure hitch free operations.
 
All operations on Job Location are designed to adhere strictly to the Health Safety and Environment (HSE) Policy as applicable in the Oil and Gas Sector.
 
All expatriates are entitle to a free and mandatory safety courses on Job Locations to be delivered by qualified safety and environment experts.
 
6.0 MEDICAL/HEALTH SERVICE FACILITIES AND INSURANCE PLAN FOR FAMILY: All expatriates shall be entitled to a comprehensive health care service, which are to be administered by Medical Experts on Job Locations.
 
In a case of emergency situation, an expatriate will be flown to his home country or any country suitable for the best medical attention.
 
After three (3) months of service all expatriates will be entitled to a Health Service Insurance Plan (HSIP) for family. The Health Service Insurance Plan is designed to cover only three (3) members of your family. The Health Service Insurance Plan (HSIP) allowance can also be paid to the expatriates at the rate of USD $500.00 per family member. That is $1,500.00 USD per month, which can be transferred on monthly basis without being subjected to tax.
 
7.0 FEEDING AND ACCOMMODATION: Accommodation and feeding shall be provided for all expatriates.
 
All cuisine (Intercontinental/Continental) will also be provided by the Company through the services of the assigned hotel in the Netherlands.
 
7.1 TRANSPORTATION: An official vehicle shall be provided on 24-hour daily basis to all expatriate for local transportation.
 
A round trip flight ticket to cover the span of your contract engagement will be provided and delivered to you on the completion of your relevant travel documents and immigration particulars.
 
Laundry and Dry Cleaning Service will also be made available to all expatriates by the company’s laundry and dry cleaning unit.
 
8.0 TELECOMMUNICATION/INTERNET FACILITIES:
There are standard Telecommunication Facilities and Internet services at the disposal of all expatriates, and same shall be accessible to all personnel (Local/Foreign) without any charge or expenses to be incurred.
 
Cellular Phones can be obtained by expatriates from the Local dealers/Service Providers in the Netherlands, but must be used in accordance with the safety regulations on Job Locations.
 
********************************************************************************************************
Note: There shall be a three days Briefing and Orientation exercise with the management of Statoil UK Limited Representatives from the UK and the Board of  Marine, Oil & Gas International joint venture. Also, all contracted expatriates are invited upon their arrival in the Netherland. Reasons for this exercise on arrival is to establish expatriates area of interest considering the project scope in order to facilitate an efficient division of labour on Job Locations with respect to the organisation structure.
*********************************************************************************************************
 
11.0 CLAIMS/ENTITLEMENTS: All expenses incurred in relation to this Job/Contract Engagement Process, work/resident permits and traveling document expenses is liable to reimbursement upon arrival during the briefing/orientation exercise.
 
A prove of payment in form of an official receipt will facilitates a prompt reimbursement of all claims/expenses. With respect to the expected time frame of the project take-off date, Statoil UK Limited has mandated a reliable traveling agency in the Netherlands to ensure the processing of all expatriates traveling document/immigration particulars, Permits etc. in record time.
 
If the conditions stated above are acceptable, you are hereby required to contact the assigned travel consultant to embark on the processing of your traveling documents/immigration particulars in order to facilitate your travel for the commencement of work.
 
Note also that it is our duty to take responsiblilities for all traveling/immigration process expences. But due to the much task we have at hand, all expatriates will be requested to pay a deposit fee for their Visa/Immigration document processing. This is certain in order to meet up with the expected project kick-off time frame and we have agreed with the travel agency that each contacting expatriates will make a deposit fee for their Visa/Immigration documents process.  Note that all payment/expenses are liable to reimbursement to all expatriates upon their arrival in the Netherlands.

The Travel Agency Consultants:
Travel Essence Ltd.
Mr. Richard Mayer
Bouwstraat 29,
Utrecht 3572SN
Netherlands
Tel: +31-614-350-878
Fax: +31-847-359-940
Email: info@travelessence.net.tc [or] travelessence_nl@yahoo.co.uk 
 
The Travel Consultant has also been informed in this regard; your present location and a day-time telephone number would also be required for direct contact and correspondence with the agency.
 
*Expatriates are to make sure they coorperate with our affiliate Travel Agency for more details and traveling guidelines for the processing of their traveling/immigration and Permits documents in the mean time.
 
Original and Hard Copies of your Contract Engegment Certificate, Your full scope of work with detailed information and immigration papers & flight tickets are meant to be sent to you via any courier service through the TRAVEL ESSENCE LTD. upon the completion of your visa/immigration particulars 
 
The TRAVEL ESSENCE LTD. will render all service and assistance possible to you in order to facilitate your travel for the commencement of work at the stipulated time. They have assured procurement of expatriates particulars at the shortest time. Please coorperate with them and they will work with you.
 
ACCEPT OUR OFFER.
 
REGARDS,
 
MR. RONALD PHILBERT
HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER.
FOR STATOIL UK LIMITED ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT,
(Draka Marine, Oil & Gas International).

While i was still in glasgow i received these mails on daily basis but always deleted them,  but one question you shld ask urslef if an offer letter for a job overseas filters into your box is whether u applied for such a position or not, and the position being offered, r u qualified for it or not,  there is nothing these boyz wont do,  also feel free to discuss such things with other peeps, u never know who has experiences in such,

Only God will save us from this people

I get these emails quite often, here's one i got recently:

Dearest One,

 After much prayer my spirit has directed me to confide in you this top
 confidencial issue regarding my present predicament.

Brief information about myself, my name is Mariam Mustapha, the only
 surviving Dauther of late Mr Mustapha may his soul rest in perfect peace.
 Before the death of my father, he was a cocoa merchant and he was also
 in the government of my country. He was assasinated with  my mother
 and my two elder brothers by the rebels during the heat of the war in my
 country. The rebels claim that my father was in surport of the
 government during the war that devided my country into two part.

Luckily for me, I was away in the burden school in Ghana a neighbouring
 country. It was on the BBC Africa that I heard about the tragic death
 of my parents and brothers but my father was still alive at the time of
 gun shot and was ruched to the hospital. I was taken to the hospital
 where he was recieving treatment for gun wounds. One week before his
 death, he called me to his bed side at the hospital and handed a document
 to me. The document is covering a deposit of eight million US dollars
 (US$8.000.000.00) which he deposited in a security company vault in
 Africa. According to him he said this money is meant to establish his
 business in europe after his retirement. He instructed me to look for a
 trust worthy partner in over sea to confide the release of the fund into
 his account and relocate to his country to establish the money on a
 lucrative business and live my life quietly.

Why am contacting you, I need your assistance in the following:

1.Help to pay for the clearance document charges.

2.Help to invest the money on a lucrative investment in your country.

3. Send me an invitation letter to arrange my travel to your country
 soon as the transfer is effected into your account.

4.Help to manage the investment for the minimum of five years.

5.Serve as my partner and guidiance in your country during my
 relocation to your country.

Regarding this transaction, I offer you 20% as compensation and 5% your
 expences over the transaction immediately the transfer is made into
 your account.

Note: If you are interested in this joint venture, signify by replying
 me as urgent through my e-mail . banmariam85@yahoo.com . and I will
 scan to you the document covering the money and the contact of the
 security company in Africa so that you can contact them as my father's partner
 and beneficiary to start the transfer to your country for qucik
 investment.

Waiting for you urgent reply. Email----banmariam85@yahoo.com

Yours sincerely,


Maraim Mustapha.

Received this 4 days ago

FROM THE DESK OF MR.IDRIS MUSA.
BILL AND EXCHANGE
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK  OF  AFRICA   ( BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO
 
Dear friend,
 
Compliments, 
 
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA. I am writting to seek your coperation over this business deal.
 
In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of$15million USD(Fifteen million US dollars)only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso,WestAfrica and  contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES).
 
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released  unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately , all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
 
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to makethis businness proposal to you and release the money to  you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could  go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. 
 
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remainedunclamed after four years, the money will betransfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a  foreign citizen  to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
 
40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner, inrespect to the provision of a foreign account. 10 %will be set aside for expences incured during the business and 50 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement accoding to the percentages indicated.  Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the
deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted .
 
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and submit to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is stricly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund.
 
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
 
Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR.GEORGE BRUMLEY. http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
 
Your’s faithfully,
MR.IDRIS MUSA


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