Stupid Things That Have Turned You Off

how funny  is that . sometimes when i get on the bus am always scared. every onelooks strange, dey look like livin zombiez, some old people b trying to search 4 life in their nose pullin some kids out. flipin that sheet.  >:(one time someone fliped that sheet it landed on my cheek, 4 d hole day i cudnt contain my self. and some sleep on d bus that is worse because u kant get up.their heads b rockin to d front all the freakin time   if u look 2 much u see some holy spit tryin to ecsape form their size 12 x-tra large pant mouth. in that situation i stand.

l.o.l. Girl. This Cracked my up "Big Time" l.o.l. Funny Stuff.   

@ ofunme and spikedcylinder and we must know u guys have tasted sperm before? ewww. @nia i totally agree with u. plus i don't like it when a guy can't speak proper english. i'am totally unattracted to that be he cute/handsome/hunk/whatever. u communicate like the Manchester United are.

@baby4u2,no you mustn thats why you can simply click "ignore spikedcylinder"!

Hey grizz,am getting off right boaut now.How are you doing?

i meant it sounds kind of irritating miss chinani.

that is why u are grizzly

hi rhoda hr's a bear that is why

someone trying to impress you and does not succed

My mistake. And my apologies.

Nwoke, wuts that on ur ciggy.?

don't say it already. A dirty girl is a turn off to even the ugliest man.

Yeah right, 

Yeah right. don't they?? wonder why?

Ds thread's got me lol realy.d thngs nairalanders say. So many thngs turn me off bout a guy: chronic yoruba/igbo accent, funny names esp. d ones that end wt 'tus' or 'us' e.g vitus, fidgeting while talking 2 me esp. if we r meetn 4 d first time!

Any guy that calls me "baby girl". Like for the first 3 weeks. I mean it's soo ANNOYING! I hate being called "babe", "baby girl", Ohh baby,  like wtf baby baby baby!!

I freaking hate it when a guy is acting toooo "computerized". Like following all curtesy and ish,  wtf, act like you. Nobody is perfect, i don't espect u to be,  u should fxxck up once in a while. If u don't fxxck up arround me, i'll be turned off. Do something stupid, and LAUGHTER!! U better laugh well. 

I easily get turned off, if  i can't picture myself kissing a guy. Like,  okay your lips (chapped?--- ha, u have failed). your nose, can i bite them?? too big? Haa u have failed. your neck, is it darker than your face,  Uhmm u have failed.

your ears, too big? I mean, i like neck, ears nose kissing, soo if those parts look weird to me, uhmm no.

Last name,  Can I say "mrs. Lizzy ,  (your last name)? If it sounds weird,  TURN OFF!

Bad Dress code. fashion sense.  turn off.

I mean this things r just things that turn me off, i could deal with it later on, if i like soo many things about you. E/g,  my present boyfriend calls me baby. I mean, it's like,  uhnn okay,  okay, just because it's u saying it!