Could These Be The Problem With Guys?

i told my girl,'i miss You"
She said,Men Are Hard To Please

She said,The problems with GUYS:
 
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
 
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
 
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
 
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
 
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
 
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
 
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
 
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
 
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
 
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
 
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
 
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
 
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
 
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
 
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
 
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
 
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
 
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
 
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
 
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
 
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
 
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
 
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!
 


 

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true, 

but if u don't, they say u are selfish, 


Guys, do u agree with these? girls, i need your comment too

I guess you're the one with all those problems; as for me, I don't think I would become a dictator towards my girl.