Math Teacher Part 2 By Sam Milla

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?"
"Yes," said Jackie, and she did.
"Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?"
"That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!
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Math Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Teacher: (surprised): Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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