Ginnie In D :

[b]A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the

 

 

  Wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window

 

 

  of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

 

 

 

 

 

  The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll

 

 

  have to go up there, find the owner, apologise, and see how much your

 

 

  lousy drive is going to cost us."

 

 

 

 

 

  So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the

 

 

  door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

 

 

 

 

 

  When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:

 

 

  Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
 on

 

 

  its side near the broken window.

 

 

 

 

 

  A large black man was sitting on the couch asked, "Are you

 

 

  the people that broke my window?"

 

 

 

 

 

  "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband   replied.

 

 

 

 

 

  "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

 

 

  You   see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a

 

 

  thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three  wishes.

 

 

  I'll  give you one wish, but if you don't mind, I will keep the last
one  for

 

 

  myself.

 

 

 

 

 

  "Wow, that's great" the husband said. He pondered a moment

 

 

  and  blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
my

 

 

  life."

 

 

 

 

 

  "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least

 

 

  I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life and now you

 

 

  young Lady what do you want?" the genie asked.

 

 

 

 

 

  "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in

 

 

  every country in the world," she said.

 

 

 

 

 

  "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will

 

 

  always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

 

 

 

 

 

  "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

 

 

 

 

 

  "Well since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't   been with
 a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have

 

 

  s*x with your wife."

 

 

 

 

 

  The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you

 

 

  know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you

 

 

  think?"

 

 

 

 

 

  She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,

 

 

  you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,

 

 

  but what about you honey?"

 

 

 

 

 

  "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do

 

 

  the   same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where

they

 

 

  spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was

 

 

  insatiable.

 

 

 

 

 

  After about three hours of non-stop s*x, the genie rolled

 

 

  over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you
 and
your husband?"

 

 

 

 

 

  "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

 

 

 

 

 

  "No kidding." He said,

 

 

"Thirty-five years old and both of  you still believe in genies?

 

oh my gosh this is crazy
laughing my tiny yellow arse off

long throat , hehehe

This is really funny  . Longer Throat People, Serves them right