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RuuDie (m)
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Ridiculous Break-up ReasonsCan you beat this: because you're just too caring 
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oge4real (f)
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my mama said so  |
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cute-ass (f)
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Yea lol, i remember one of my friends who's boyfriend said he was breaking up with her because she was too good a person for him. . i couldn't stop laughing at the joke of a guy, i was heart-broken for my friend ofcourse!!
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I-man (m)
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"You don't use the mouth".
I swear,some Indian immigrant broke up with his wife because he found someone,in the US, who "uses the mouth" and the wife doesn't.
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RuuDie (m)
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didn't take me out on St. Vals
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RuuDie (m)
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I don't know anything about you. . .
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dele_adisa
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You r very boring
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jesusfreak (f)
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i don't have a car to take u out
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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check this
you're too good for me. I don't deserve you.
*five mins later*
I don't know how to be sophisticated or drive like you do. when i heard this i almost farted because i was trying to keep a strait face
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moondust (m)
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u want 2 kill me wit sex
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Amiga (f)
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Ma parents want me to marry from ma town
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Bobo Gee (m)
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1) "your too busy with your job" (where does she think i get the money for the countless recharge cards?)
2) "i asked you to send me money for "something impt" (they never tell u wot it is), and u ignored me" (meanwhile the guy is broke as a piece of wood)
3) u don't know how to love a lady (6 mths down the line)
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RuuDie (m)
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"I just want to be alone. . . . "
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Koboland
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Can you beat this?
'My friends said you are ugly'
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blue-sky (f)
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'its not you, its me'
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chika98
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You didn't buy me a gift from Nigeria!
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$$Rhino
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you choking me and i need my privacy
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TheUnknown
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Pretty much happened to me.
"You're to nice, perfect caring, I've never had anyone treat me like that. You're too perfect it's creeping me out, I don't like it."
that was what she said.
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kanmosyl (m)
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You guys are too many in your family.
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swiftycool (m)
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It just happened 
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hucarson (m)
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it just happened . . . . . i cheated on him. . . . .i tripped, fell and landed on a guy's pecker.
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acidrop (f)
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lol, because you to good in bed, am intimidated
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jeane (f)
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because you are thefirst born of your family
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Easybaby (f)
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Never before . . .still intact!  
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sillyboy (m)
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"I think it can happen between us. . . . . . guess I've got the eye for your mum (saying it with guilt and pain)"
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Bobo Gee (m)
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4) my mum says she's from the same village as you, so, we are related
5) i got visa lottery
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