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ololade34 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #192 on: December 30, 2007, 11:26 PM »

I want you to be happy, you deserve better
scorpio1 (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #193 on: December 30, 2007, 11:42 PM »

[sup][/sup]Beat this,
, "Hey baby, guess what, i had a vision last night, I got a call to aspire to become the first african "pope", I need your support because i got to do away with all earthly posessions, "

scorpio1 (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #194 on: December 31, 2007, 12:02 AM »

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Your pussy stinks of  rotten fish

Oh my God Builder, your so full of shite, !!!
prince_onx
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #195 on: December 31, 2007, 04:22 AM »

If I marry outside my culture, something terible will happen!   Huh
bikokwe (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #196 on: December 31, 2007, 03:06 PM »

the contract is over!
i just had a  rethink!
u lured me!
we re not meant 4 each other!
u re boring!
i don't know why!
r_o_b_b_y (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #197 on: December 31, 2007, 03:09 PM »

Can you beat this? "My economic situation has just improved significantly so i am changing levels"
rayboy (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #198 on: December 31, 2007, 08:40 PM »

I want to give my life to christ.
rayboy (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #199 on: December 31, 2007, 08:42 PM »

I want to give my life to christ.
dove22 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #200 on: January 02, 2008, 08:48 AM »

it just can't work out.iv just found out we are not compatible. Cheesy(after 7 months of friendship)
dablessed (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #201 on: January 02, 2008, 10:27 AM »

I know a couple of friends, male and female alike, who have been heart broken with words like: " i think we both need to seek God's face and know if really we are meant for each other". , after dating for years and most times they seek God's face forever ( Hey! Stop being unreal, the fruits of your  relationship will tell you if indeed you are meant for each other, u neednt see a vision or approach a prophet/prophetess/soothsayer to know this. Dont get me wrong, i am a christian and fear God but a lot christians hide under this sort of excuse to end a relationship when they r no longer interested for whatever reason )
chy92 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #202 on: January 02, 2008, 02:58 PM »

Can you beat this. A guy broke up with his girl friend of 5 years whom he was about to get married to just because she rubbed powder and lipgloss and he does not like make up. Can u imagine? Huh Shocked
doshbass (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #203 on: January 02, 2008, 04:34 PM »

You look to much like your twin, that I can't tell the difference
mariejane (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #204 on: January 02, 2008, 04:36 PM »

i love you too much it's scary,  Huh
Sirop (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #205 on: January 02, 2008, 04:44 PM »

"I'm not being satisfied by ANYTHING you do".

send a text stating. "I don't want to continue this relationship, it was nice knowing you"


Give it two months of not talking to me and you will forget about the whole thing.
lumideezle (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #206 on: January 02, 2008, 05:37 PM »

babe u re too fat it just can't work out u almost killed me yest nyt
Fikzy (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #207 on: January 02, 2008, 09:31 PM »

Girl to guy :
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You don't treat me like your other girls
Angry
Girl to guy :
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You are too dedicated to your Job, its not about the money you know!
And she wants a vacation in the Bahamas in December Huh
Girl to guy :
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Even my 4 years old baby sister is more in charge than you are
  Cry


Guy to Girl :
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We just don't have the connection
  Cool
Guy to Girl :
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You are such a good girl to be a virgin at 24. I don't think i deserve you
Embarrassed
Guy to Girl :
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You want to change everything about my life to suite yours in 1 day, i can't imagine a future with you
Souljagirl (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #208 on: January 03, 2008, 01:03 AM »

my goodness, i haven't laughed so hard before on this crazy forum. ya'll is creative!  Cheesy
seunx (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #209 on: January 03, 2008, 06:26 AM »

Benit would to hook up with you cause my ex gave the same excuse.maybe its an osu thing
scarphase (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #210 on: January 03, 2008, 12:03 PM »

you nag too much
skyope (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #211 on: January 04, 2008, 07:49 AM »

1. its just my wish

2. - i can't do this anymore
    * what can't u do
    - us
    * why
    - i just can't

3. our spirits don't agree

4. i like bad boys. lol 
to me
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #212 on: January 04, 2008, 10:15 AM »

can u imagine a guy all in in the name of break up telling his babe after 14 months of dating that he does not have that sexual attraction with the babe
"you look to me like my younger sister and not a wife"
"i feel like im doing the wrong thing whenever i try to touch you"
how ridiculous Angry
bennygee (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #213 on: January 04, 2008, 12:06 PM »

because i'm not good enough for you.
Qby
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #214 on: January 04, 2008, 05:47 PM »

lets just be friends. i think you are rushing me.
onavae (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #215 on: January 04, 2008, 09:10 PM »

1. sorry honey, but i have taken in for your cousin.

2. u cut the phone on me.

3. i don't like your sister.

4. we are both AS. i no wan born sickler.
royalyinx (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #216 on: January 05, 2008, 12:34 PM »

I don't want any commitments for now as i'D like to sort myself out,    I haven't really heard about peeps breaking up for no specific reason and i still find it so hard to keep on
crexyoung (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #217 on: January 05, 2008, 02:38 PM »

am now a born again christian.
Panache (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #218 on: January 06, 2008, 02:29 AM »

IS NOT You BUT ME! I think u deserve someone more caring than me.
bongiii
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #219 on: January 07, 2008, 09:42 AM »

my colleague had a dream dt we had sex(he is religious) and another colleague had a vision dt i was in a rung rship so maybe God is telling us something!!!
ASSHOLE!!!!
delejames (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #220 on: January 07, 2008, 10:27 AM »

i just don't like u boobs!
chychy (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #221 on: January 07, 2008, 02:07 PM »

You r Catholic,
You r 2 skinny
Long distance after u guys have been seeing each other 4 a while,
Memunah (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #222 on: January 09, 2008, 09:37 AM »

OMG!!you guys got me rolling with Laughter with all this excuses,some of them sound stupid.None of these lines ve been used for me before.Well life goes on!!!
Check this out
Dnt knw what wrong the feeling just doesnt flow like before,we need to have some breathing space.imagine that!after 3 solid years my cousin's boyfriend said that)
switpea (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #223 on: January 09, 2008, 11:24 AM »

can u beat this? i'm sorry i can't continue, we fight a lot Shocked Shocked Shocked and you don't read books on relationships Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked i was shocked, and almost fainted. my friend's blood pressure rose after she had a good laugh!
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