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Rebellious (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #256 on: February 20, 2008, 05:31 PM »

Him: You're too good to me and I'm not good enough for you,
Me: Why do you think so?
Him: Cause I'm gay
Me: What?
Him: I thought I could change being with you but I didn't and you refused to have sex with me so I didn't know where I stood
Me: Why didn't you tell me?
Him: You're too nice and I'm a jerk and I didn't want to hurt your feelings
Me: You're kidding me right?
Him: No. Thanks anyway for everything but I'll be on my way now. See ya.

He dropped the phone. The bastard then blocked my number. Heard he's got a new girl. Doesn't matter anyway.
Emad (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #257 on: February 20, 2008, 06:04 PM »

@Rebellious whoawwwwwww   Grin Grin
what a story  Grin Grin Grin Grin
creamdream
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #258 on: February 20, 2008, 11:39 PM »

Nothing in paticula, blab blab blab
ARROBA (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #259 on: February 26, 2008, 06:15 AM »

It is not you, It is me.
Ujujoan (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #260 on: February 26, 2008, 01:14 PM »

You don't come!!
origina9ja (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #261 on: June 20, 2008, 10:48 AM »

you are just too good for me

you deserve a better man

 *like i dint see better men before deciding to date him*

origina9ja (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #262 on: June 20, 2008, 10:54 AM »

You are 2years younger than me{after 5yrs of dating}
you are too stingy
you are not my type{just dey manage u since}
You are too small for me
you guys are too much in your familyam now bornagain
my mum says she's from the same village as you, so, we are related




damn this is what i call RIDICULOUS BREAK-UP EXCUSES
Rockchick (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #263 on: June 20, 2008, 11:04 AM »

after 4 years of heated Aerobics he says to me, my mum doesnt like people from your tribe
Radiant (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #264 on: June 20, 2008, 12:40 PM »

Rofl. . . .  Grin
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