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toyinrayo (f)
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i need time and space to think about things, maybe we should seperate for a while. a while hats been 3 years
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laudate
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I laughed so hard, when I started reading all these posts. There was one my friend told me about, which his -ex used when she was dumping him: "My pastor says he didn't see a vision of us getting married, so can we call it quits?"
And here's another one that was used on my relative once, when she was dumped by an -ex: "Relationships between East and West don't work. So get over this relationship. I never made you any promises."
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saucekid (m)
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i don't think we're compatible anymore
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olanajim (m)
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@topic
Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!
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Configur (m)
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AND HIV 3 TOOO! 
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olanajim (m)
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You are truly a configur!
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toyinrayo (f)
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@topic
Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!
LMAO, thats funny!!!!! that would do the job well well! |
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swiftycool (m)
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My pastor said he will disfellowship me 
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nikole (f)
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I AM MOVING TO TIMBKUTU.
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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I AM MOVING TO TIMBKUTU.
@topic
Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!
Just too funny ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, LMAO |
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kaydkay (m)
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'I have tot over this whole relationship and am begining to wonder if we have anything in common'!!
girlfriend used this line on me just last weekend after 2yrs of mouthing she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me!!!
IT TIME 2 MOVE ON!!!!
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ayeesha (f)
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*laughing my stomach out* |
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ayeesha (f)
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you are just too good for me  you deserve a better man *like i dint see better men before deciding to date him* 
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jay bee (m)
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that is very easy
Not wild enough. 2 conventional
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stephanio (f)
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;)baby i think we need a little space n hvnt u noticed we re driftin apart i need a little time to sort my emotions out.  |
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jkpretty (f)
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Our friends don't want us to be
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tkb417 (m)
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Our friends don't want us to be then something must be wrong. maybe they see something you guys can't see. tell me in private |
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jkpretty (f)
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@tkb417 Lol, that was pure envy from friends & just 1 of some reasons
but most ridiculous.
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hot chic (f)
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I think your best friend now catches my attention
The feelings are no longer there,
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Winnergal (f)
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Your vaginal is too tight
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dada22 (m)
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- lets jst be best of friends, so we'll be close -i need tyme 2 figure tins out, -we no longer FLOW  |
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acidrop (f)
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y would u want to break up with ur ex in a ridiculous way anyway |
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ayeesha (f)
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@ swiftycool
you better not use that line
* you dnt want to know what i did to him after he said that to me* 
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bebe2007 (m)
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A friend's ex actually broke up with her because according to him "her breast was too strong"
Another one: your mum does not like me
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jkpretty (f)
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Another one: your mum does not like me
I think that one is actually sensible |
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otuwe (f)
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u guys are really making me roll on the floor with laughter, . . . . . after a 2 yr old relationship my friend's girlfriend broke up with him and reason was. . . you are too short. . . . *am like did she just realise he was short or did he suddenly grow short * this was more annoying than ridiculousthe second onewe have to break up because i think about u too much and that is not healthy (this really really happened) how can a guy be so dumb |
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