Ridiculous Break-up Excuses

There is a prophecy i recieved from my pastor
and he said i should be careful with black babes especially
those from the eastern part of the country, so u can see that
our relationship will not work bcus u are black and u are from
the eastern part of the country(after five years of courting).

U don't always wash ur feet before SLEEPIN

LMAO at u couldnt use your tongue now thats ridiculous

Ur dog dosent like me

u dnt call me regularly so obviously u dnt wnt 2 av anytin 2 do wit me.

u ignore me in front of oda people.

u dnt show me hw much u love me.

u rarely tell me u love me.

try this ones for size

1) u remind me of my ex
2) u can't satisfy me
3)my dad says u are too proud

and all time classic

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]5) ur ass is too small, i have nothin to grip [/font]


what d heck does a guy needs ass for?

am a morning person and you are not

u re nt a virgin nd where i come frm evry woman must b a virgin when she gets married.

1 Just got a VISA to study abroad and don't know when i will be back and beside hmmm don't know tomorrow.

2 My mama no like you.

3 My parent want someone from our village.

your level in comunication english was not very gbadun enough to facilitation mushual understand.
ur thing too wide
ur boobs don obey gravity three much
ur punani needs fumigation
ur phone fine pas my own

and my personal all time favourite;

u never complain, giv me too much sex and are always wakin me up with a blow-jay

we can't continue,we are simply not meant for each other.
this relationship is not taking us anywhere ,so lets just be friends.
i always have bad dreams whenever i sleep with you.
my parents just don't like you and so do my siblings.
this is not working and we both know it. 

u come 3fast

This one happened recently a man said to his  fiancee.

I had a dream where you were making love to another man,the dream was so vivid and my dreams come true"

meanwhile the girl was already pregnant with his baby.
How sad

You r a virgin and i find it difficult to do

1.) Because I've never beendumped and I feel you will beat me to it if I don't do it first.

2.) I just realized I might be gay

3.) I t hurts me more than it hurts you, but there is another.

4.) Just don't have time for you and I don't want you to realize it when its too late.