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ndubest (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #96 on: December 24, 2007, 08:36 AM »

our spirit  doesnt gel Grin Grin Grin

we don't go to the same church Grin Grin Grin
shostar
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #97 on: December 24, 2007, 08:36 AM »

u always put your family first before your relationship
shostar
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #98 on: December 24, 2007, 08:36 AM »

we are age mates
Uzzyan (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #99 on: December 24, 2007, 08:59 AM »

You have entered school and i am still at home; you are studying a four year course and am still going in for a five!!! So it just can't work, so lets be friends Grin Grin
pgm (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #100 on: December 24, 2007, 09:52 AM »

your ass is too big;

i never really loved u, only agreed to go out with u because of your mother
qudrat
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #101 on: December 24, 2007, 10:23 AM »

You are 2years younger than me{after 5yrs of dating}
you are too stingy
you are not my type{just dey manage u since}
You are too small for me
Sisi Eko (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #102 on: December 24, 2007, 10:29 AM »

Its not about u. I just need time to clear my head. I still  love u though.  Grin


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darwin (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #103 on: December 24, 2007, 10:34 AM »

please be specific when talking about love,i still have brotherly love for you Wink Angry
2dye4 (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #104 on: December 24, 2007, 10:38 AM »

am more into your cousin!
imanit (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #105 on: December 24, 2007, 10:53 AM »

your too good for me, your too nice, your too much wife material and im not ready to settle down yet and don't worry in a few years time when i am ready to get married, i hope you'll be ready for me because then, i'll come lookin for you. ssssoooooooooooooooooo[sub][/sub]then came the age-old line,

lets just be friends.

how crazy is that??? Huh

na wa (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #106 on: December 24, 2007, 11:33 AM »

i no like you again, abi na by force  Huh
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #107 on: December 24, 2007, 11:49 AM »

waoh! been laughing ma ribs out at everyone's response Grin
Carlosein (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #108 on: December 24, 2007, 12:32 PM »

Quote from: Uzzyan on December 24, 2007, 08:59 AM
You have entered school and i am still at home; you are studying a four year course and am still going in for a five!!! So it just can't work, so lets be friends Grin Grin

hope it didn't happen to you.

@post
1. you're too skinny, no flesh, you don't eat and me i love phat, plump thick-madams Grin

2. you talk too much and you have a loud voice.

3. you are taller than i am

ammamat (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #109 on: December 24, 2007, 01:19 PM »

 No Explanation,

give me some space

I need a break

I can't continue ( Why?,nothing, what happen?Nothing, have I wrong you? not at all, I have no reason)
DonGotti (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #110 on: December 24, 2007, 01:20 PM »

-You got fat
-Your stomach is too big
-You are the only one that never sees how intelligent I am, so it won't work.
anurim
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #111 on: December 24, 2007, 01:30 PM »

someboyfriend did it to me. Said i was too faithful for his liking and after having his fun elsewhere, he came back begging but it was late Grin Wink
marlet01 (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #112 on: December 24, 2007, 03:24 PM »

@ Poster

You are nice and attractive, but you are too gentle so I think I can't continue with this relationship.
saucekid (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #113 on: December 24, 2007, 03:29 PM »

i have a problem you can't solve
we don't have that chemistry as if na school una dey
you've changed
cosby (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #114 on: December 24, 2007, 04:10 PM »

can't just explain, guess we should just break up, alas, please don't call my number again,bye
debomb
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #115 on: December 24, 2007, 04:18 PM »

LMAO  Grin   to u all,


Are these for real though?

Nyways  my flatmate dissed her guy because she couldnt hold a decent conversation with him.

Hear her " he is not a professional"   na wa o!!!

Nihil-ce-M
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #116 on: December 24, 2007, 04:22 PM »

Quote
this is not working and we both know it.

What is wrong with this excuse?
I used it with my ex.  Grin
Carlosein (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #117 on: December 24, 2007, 04:34 PM »

Quote from: Nihil-ce-M on December 24, 2007, 04:22 PM
What is wrong with this excuse?
I used it with my ex. Grin

you ask what's wrong? well for one, now she is your "ex" Grin
Faitymine (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #118 on: December 24, 2007, 04:53 PM »

You're too jealous! Grin Grin Grin
na wa (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #119 on: December 24, 2007, 05:18 PM »

i've found somebody better. . .
Nihil-ce-M
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #120 on: December 24, 2007, 06:29 PM »

Quote from: Carlosein on December 24, 2007, 04:34 PM
you ask what's wrong? well for one, now she is your "ex" Grin

To avoid being mistaken for a man I have decided to show my sex.

Although I was enjoying my sexlessness.
mee (f)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #121 on: December 24, 2007, 07:02 PM »

your blood group does not match mine
kiiseniyan (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #122 on: December 24, 2007, 07:18 PM »

 "you always allow me to ask for money before yuo give me"

but she did not complain that she has been denied  once, since she has been asking.


jibosqie (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #123 on: December 24, 2007, 07:51 PM »

magun(thunderbolt) dey your body. Grin
coolkaboom (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #124 on: December 24, 2007, 08:23 PM »

i just found out that i may be gay
lepacious
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #125 on: December 24, 2007, 08:55 PM »

You don't like helping me with house chores and u don't want me to feel your body when u come around Huh{ the guy}
bodsibobo (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #126 on: December 24, 2007, 09:01 PM »

I'm going back to my wife! Grin Grin Grin
proxies (m)
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses
« #127 on: December 24, 2007, 10:00 PM »

I think we arent meant for each other in the 1st place,   Cry Cry
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