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Chxta (m)
Psychoanalysis Test!
« on: July 09, 2005, 03:19 PM »

 Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick. It is as it reads.

No one I know has gotten it right - including me.



A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, She believed him to be her dream husband and she fell in love with him right there but did not ask for his number and no matter how hard she tried she could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

Give this some thought before coming up with an answer. Then scroll down to view the right answer.











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Answer:

She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my buddy's list.



Cheerio!!!
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #1 on: July 09, 2005, 11:49 PM »

 Boo.. I am guessing you have to take me off your buddy list.. Cos The first thing that popped in my head after "she killed her sister" was... Awww, she want the man to come.
diakim (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #2 on: July 10, 2005, 04:14 PM »

Thank God I am not a shrink  Roll Eyes
Seun (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #3 on: July 10, 2005, 06:39 PM »

hot-angel:

Shhh ... you don't have to tell everyone about it!
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #4 on: July 10, 2005, 07:05 PM »

Ohhh my bad.. I was just responding to the post..
Seun (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #5 on: July 10, 2005, 10:08 PM »

hot-angel:
Don't misunderstand me; I was also joking.
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #6 on: July 10, 2005, 10:13 PM »

Seun.. I always have and will always understand you.. Cheesy Cheesy Wink
Chxta (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #7 on: July 11, 2005, 08:22 AM »

Moderator, this thread wasn't meant to be a joke! Angry
legry (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #8 on: July 11, 2005, 10:56 AM »

O nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i got the answer right , o shit im a killer pleaseeee somebody help me Huh Huh Huh Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry i got the answer right  boooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaa booooooo baaaaaaaaaa
Chizube (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #9 on: July 11, 2005, 11:14 AM »

 :-[i thought that she killed her sister because she found out that her sister fell in love with the man that she met and did not know much about.
Seun (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #10 on: July 11, 2005, 11:27 AM »

Chxta, this thread is a joke.  If you search the Internet you will discover that.  The origin of the test s unknown, or can you point me to the professor who created this test?
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #11 on: July 11, 2005, 06:26 PM »

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i thought that she killed her sister because she found out that her sister fell in love with the man that she met and did not know much about.

Awww.. Good mind.
loma (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #12 on: July 12, 2005, 11:25 PM »

Killers, zoom off, normal people, stay.
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #13 on: July 12, 2005, 11:37 PM »

Which one are you loma?


You r still here?
loma (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #14 on: July 12, 2005, 11:39 PM »

am back.just finished a meeting with my prof. how bodi? shey e dey rain for your side too?
Me i be both killer and normal pesin.Actually i had seen the joke somewhere before
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #15 on: July 12, 2005, 11:42 PM »

o000ookay, w00t! take it slow with your broken english. we are just ordinary people...take it slowwww..Anyways did your prof beat you? I am fine, and it ain't raning here.
loma (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #16 on: July 12, 2005, 11:44 PM »

To speak correct English.
No, my prof didnt beat me,that would have been a monstrousity.he actually commended me for my dilligence,hard work,etc. I can't continue,because I don't like blowing my own trumpet. Embarrassed Embarrassed
hot-angel (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #17 on: July 12, 2005, 11:46 PM »

hehe, Good boy. You are hard working uh? Great!
WesleyanA (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #18 on: August 12, 2005, 08:49 AM »

that was quite easy. you gave us too much time to think about it. hehe Grin

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READ THE QUESTIONS FIRST! COME UP WITH AN ANSWER AND THEN SCROLL DOWN

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.












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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?





It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

pass this on if u think its interesting...
amaks
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #19 on: October 27, 2007, 04:18 PM »

wow!!
a funny,revealing n informative tread.
folahann (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #20 on: October 28, 2007, 01:42 AM »

amazing
mimiko (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #21 on: October 28, 2007, 05:05 AM »

ve not been around for a while and i see i dint really miss much Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
kronkykay (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #22 on: October 28, 2007, 08:02 AM »

quite nice thoh
Migines (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #23 on: October 31, 2007, 07:30 AM »

Funny enough, i tot of it then laffed and changed my mind that mayb hes her sisters boy friend.
stillwater (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #24 on: November 22, 2007, 07:41 PM »

Gosh I judge too much and I repent henceforth Grin Grin Grin Grin
bluespice (f)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #25 on: April 18, 2008, 03:07 AM »

ok i am a psychopath according to the first one and i  didnt kill the guy and i voted for  Rosvelt and i assumed that the house u were talking of was the nigerian senate (between are they just under 500) gosh i think i am a real psychopath Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
tufe (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #26 on: April 18, 2008, 03:19 PM »

@post

nice Grin
folly69 (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #27 on: April 18, 2008, 03:30 PM »

hmmmmn that is somthin to think about
tufe (m)
Re: Psychoanalysis Test!
« #28 on: April 18, 2008, 03:37 PM »

folly, i'm sure you got the answer Wink
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