The Doggy Style

I always love doing it doggy-style, but it didn't do much for my wifey - so I bought a vibrating sex toy. It's really easy for her now. 

Some women just won't let doggy style sex position. For women who want to feel rude and dirty during sex, doggy style is great. Nice to give to him once in a while, you know make him happy. He might bring you flowers next day. 

Here is a little joke:

Two guys are driving down the street. They see two dogs having sex on someone's lawn. The first guy says "That really is the best way to make love."

The second guy says "I don't know if my wife would go for that"

"Hell, make her a few martinis, she'll go for it"

The next week they see each other. The first guy says "Hey did you try it?"

The second guy says "Yeah, but it took 8 martinis"

"8 Martinis! Holy Crap!"

"Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky, but it took 6 more to get her out on that guys lawn."

So you're not waiting for a year Rhodalyn. 

It happens.

Tell her u wasnt feelin fine 


goin by da pics n profile,  rhoda is like 17 n that dude is like 28 

i see its da naija flex still lmao, dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuum ni99a

Not feeling fine, what kind of excuse is that, they hear it a million times.

Here's a better one:

Yes! I skipped school today! And I wasn't even sick. I just didn't feel like going! Seriously, we weren't going to do anything today, and I just can't stand it all anymore. I hate every single one of my classes, except perhaps art. But the problem is I'm even getting frustrated with that class. Life is just so dull! My classes are a joke. I'm supposed to be in all higher level classes, but we never do anything in class and I hardly ever have homework. I'm certainly not complaining,  I don't know. It all just feels like a waste of time! I'm real glad break is coming up,  I don't want it to ever end.

This is offtopic, but what do you want me to do?

Will continue on doggy style. Want to know other people opinions on doggy style, those who done it. Some women like it, is good really.

He can't believe eh.  She's no model if you ask me. Hope we are not getting a rhondalyn craze here. 

whats this supposed to mean chrisd?

What you think of doggy style Rondalyn?