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olunifemi (f)
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1)Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes
2)Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them
3)Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it
o k.let's see urs
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olunifemi (f)
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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saucekid (m)
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*** patiently waiting for the first real person to post***
if none is meaningful,
gets on ma bike and ***zooms off***
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dZxin (m)
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Sex : Hmmm - When it's good, you feel like telling the whole world : but you shouldn't When it's bad, you wish even partner wasn't aware: and no one better know.  Sex is like a dream, we all have good ones as well as bad ones {atimes} but pray against night-mares . |
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bencobenz (m)
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Sex is like a bank account, when you withdraw you lose interest.  |
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Cute4Mamas (m)
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Sex it Hot but enjoyable, body longs for it and and it cool the body after it beign taken, no matter what may happen to you in life during sex you must forget and get on as if something had never happen
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vigasimple (m)
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To the poster
Do you play golf
if so which golf club do you play and what is your handicap
as I will like you to tell me the relationship/comparism
The only comparism I can draw is that both requires patience and (golf has too many rules-which sex incidentally don't have)
It will be interesting to learn new thing
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chychy (f)
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 no comment on this one
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ibkaye (f)
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Sex is like a bank account, when you withdraw you lose interest. lol this one's gooood |
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ndumart
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Sex - Few minutes of blabbing
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minto (m)
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women need every reasons to have sex while men only need a place.
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vivaladiva (f)
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minto not necessarily true
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bababuff (m)
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SEX : The best 3 minutes of my time.
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Uby40 (m)
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Cud there be any other refreshing exercise that reliefs the mind,
energises the body,and bonds both partner's souls like love making?
if ur reply is anything short of the expected answer to my rhythorical question, then i would dub u a Pope.
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yemmight (m)
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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yemmight (m)
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Sex, the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
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yemmight (m)
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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise
Sex is emotion in motion
Sex relieves tension - love causes it
Men get laid, but women get screwed
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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boxa (m)
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virginity is like a bubble: one prick wham!!! and its all gone
sex is like a fire that burns from within, when it catches up with u, its difficult to let go.
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*Morenike (f)
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Do me I do you  |
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Missy B (f)
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A woman needs a reason to have sex while a man only needs a place.
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mohawkchic (f)
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~"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ~Woody Allen
~"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." ~Woody Allen
~"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." ~Steve Martin.
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treadstone (m)
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HAVING SEX WITH A LADY IS THE BEST THING THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME.I LOVE SEX MORE THAN MONEY,MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF,MORE THAN WHERE SEX ORIGINATED FROM.PLEASE NIJA LADY'S CONTACT ME FOR BLUE FILMS.
PLEASE, PLEASE.I NEED SEX.IT IS MY FOOD.I LICK IT,SUCK IT .
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daven
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hey treadstone grow up, u sound deprived,
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buttercop (m)
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heyn daven nice one treadstone truly sounds deprived i'm 17 and i wouldn't send a post like that
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PERVERT9
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@olunifemi na wa for you o,you too like this thing wey them dey call sex,them take sex staff you when you first come this world before now?i wonder how your borehole go be now,all the same i dey always gbadun you on nairaland.i no know weda you fit let me gbadun you for outside? |
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Uby40 (m)
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sex with an ex, is like seeing a lot of missed calls in ur phone and u don't have a single credit to return their call.simply indescribeable
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Bastino (m)
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u this girl, only God knows how often them dey dig ur hole, for u to have posted such. na u biko!!!
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