Bad Things You Did In Secondary School?

i didn't do anything serious except skip school and get into it with some of my teachers. i didn't want to get into the craziness of my school. my school was stupid, the people there were stupid. my school is a big school with about maybe 3000 students and we have these things called skywalks on each floor that connects each building. ( we have four buildings). a skywalk is like a giant balcony type thing inside the school that allows you to look over and talk to the person below on the second floor or whatever. one day some stupids kids decide to bring a bottle of bleach to school and when they knew that everyone would be switching class or going to lunch, they got on the second floor skywalk and poor the bleach down on those on the first floor,  it got onto people's hair, clothes, and some people got it in their eye. our pricipal didn't like us and that made him even to not like us more. people did all sorts of crazy things in my school, like breaking the school doors, setting bathrooms on fire, raping people in the bathrooms and alot more. i'm so happy i'm through with high school/secondary school.

lyf at HBC lagos woz fucked may be cause we were nt very much bt i remember when u bully d juniors like hell,
i do attend most of my classes with d exception of the yoruba class. bt gaming is really the most intersting part

The good old days!No one i can remember really.

There was a night some of my roommates decided to tutor everyone in that room about the opposite sex. And one of the lecturers went on to tell us about how she loves the smooching rough ,   I actually got to hear words like "Emotional Torture"  we (some of my friends n I) tormented one female teacher and beat up JSS3 students the night we were feeling good for no just reason but somehow this people still liked me (God is good), outside all these, I was very good !!!!

wetin u do for uni all this secondary story na scrap. which colour you fly
for me i fly gold if u no wetin that mean.
NO PRICE NO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NMS ZARIA


i was a badass my mates called me GANGSTA' was always getting into fights 80% of

which i lost , till i started breaking louvres with my bare hands

as a junior boy, we used to sleep on trees,i malinga alot,i was a sparko, and i could break army boxes(lockers)with my knuckles


AS a jss! student i went to JANEX,SOHO< and CALIFONIA all in one NITE

ooo the good ol' days of MAMA TEE

in SS1 i stole a PM's(provost marshal) lanyard (thats equivalent to stealing the pope's cape) he had to broker a deal oooo

imagine , that same year i soaked an SS2 stundents GREEN (army uniform, that was the regular uniform for class) about 2hours to Parade, that is a starched and ironed uniform,

then came BUSH CAMP , attack night ( a mock battle between boys and soldiers with blank ammunitions in use) there was this soldier we were setting out for' the

night attack, he came into camp during a charge and we pretended as if we dint recognise ,dint observe rules of engagement ,and thus fired upon him suffices to say no one owned up to starting the shooting but rains of shots followed the first, he was really injured

we got off on technicality though, he dint answer the sentry's password , guguru's response should not have being epa but fufu



SS2,   fought my boy rsm stained him with my blood , banged him to the deputy comandant, tore a guy's ceremonial Uniform  night before his POP(that was really evil)

formed the meanest crew all of the NORTH crew the network sprang across everywhere




SS3, slept on 9 mattresses i was pampered much more than king fahad himself, my beans and corn would be ready before i was up.



i remembered when we were caught trying to sell off BULLET VEST at Armani by POLO  club in kaduna , that thought and the GERman dose i got afterwards still gives me nightmares

i deceived my dad in my Js3.

i carried d whole class on my head (47over47, u grab?)      
when my dad arrived on the vacation day, i had no choice dan to feign illness.  
it lukd so real bcs i was luking thin and fragile and malnourished.
poor dad, he believed me, we got home, even laid me on his bed (which is  very rare)
checked my result later and said NO WONDER SHE WAS SICK.!!! 

he could nt beat me sha bt i made sure i stayed out of his way thruout d vac.

may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace.    

@post
i finished from FGC(ijanikin)Lagos.
well i could remember suffering those assigned to clean the toilets,when they have finished cleaning the toilets especially this toilet 17 own by this guy i dey beef the guy then.when he finishes washing it for inspections on Saturdays i make sure i go there and messes the whole toilet up and the guy will alway be flogged for not doing his duty at the dorm assembly.
Also i enjoyed using Bombay(path way  to the school Field) to excrete(if IJ guys know what i mean)flesh air blowing the head while doing sure a thorough work.
 
also i could remember rounding for Grub all in the name that my house captain sent me(enough food for me then)

and i could remember this senior called GBUDO(hope he is still alive) because i could remember when he gave me a bucket to fill it up with dinning Grub(rice and stew).it was so simply for me,i just went to the dinning table and pack the left over on the table into the bucket and the spit inside the food and each time i will return the bucket of food i got praised by him and his friends(stupid guys)

The worse was our social night that they use to organise then on the block that is now P.H.E department,where i asked 7 girls to dance with me and all of them said NO to me(that was junior days).

And wot about smuggling Laboratory equipments (Chemical ranging from acidic to base,test tube etc) just  because i want to be like Boyle's,Charles  Isaac newton and co, (senior class)

Funny enough i was the assistance Dinning hall perfect of my time

e be like say ,u still do more bad things.Should i wait for part 2?

THE TRAVAIL OF A JUNIOR IN www.css-lagos.com




Oh God! Not that bell again.
Don't tell me it's another day.
I rushed off my bed forgetting to
Pray.
At the bore hole;
The water was always dripping,
Gosh! How will 1 take my bath?
Today
Finally 1 secured a bucket to fetch
Water.
A senior came and took it.
By the time 1 finally rinsed my
Body,
It was time for the ultimate food,
Sneaking through the stairs,
I tried to avoid my morning work.
The dread dormitory captain
Caught me in the act
Some strokes were all it cost me
to charge my bearing.
Getting to my dormitory my
Uniforms were not ironed,
Wearing them like that,
I broke the school record rushing
To the dining hall
Like a rocket, 1 made it there
Only to hear the final; Amen!!
Oh no! Food over? I've missed the
Show.
Back to the hostel to "soak"
A senior appeared from nowhere
Phram! He "launched" my milk.
Sugar, cornflakes and beverage.
All went down the drain - his
Belly.
Thief, 1 silently cursed him under
My breath
The dreadful Oliver Twist always
Asking for more.
I finally escaped only to meet
"House captain" (1)
Fetch me a bucket of water, he
Ordered
My uniform and socks paid dearly
For this.
Finally getting to class later
1 met "RSM" (2)
And he ordered me to frog jump
Throughout classes, I was
Mopping
A girl smiled at me
At last a respite back,
What's so funny? The teacher
Asked me
My buttocks were worse off for
It.
At last classes over!
I made it to the dining hall in
Record time this time
Thank God, prayers! I served
Them "Nicely" (3)
I was about to descend on my
Food
When a prefect came calling
I'd been reported for "striking" (4)
I missed my meal again Siesta was too
Short Afternoon prep was nightmarish
I was in the hall for food
Thirty minutes before the bell
They called me.
Two minutes to prayer, I went to
Relieve my self
Coming back to the hall
There had been a "Lionning" (5)
On my table
And I'd been massacred
I dozed throughout night prep
Getting back to the dormitory
My mattress has been "Suaved" (6)
No not again!, not again!!.
I had only my spring to sleep on
"Gbagan! Gbagan!! Gbagan!!!" (Morning bell)
No, don't tell me its another day in command
Dedicated to all students of Command Ipaja
Note
1. "House captain" -A prefect to captain
The house and dreadful senior.
2. "Rsm" - Residential Sergent Major
3. "Nicely" - Unfairly
4. "Stricking" - Cheating in the dining hall
5. "Lionning" - Rush for food
6. "Suaved" - Stolen.

Maybe Hollandis shld tel us more about his university days instead

I read some post here and saw some guys who went to saint murumba in jos  , gush i bow for una , that school was shit. full of the most mean and naughty boys in jos at that time, schooled at command sec sch, which was not to far from the school. i also had a cousin there.

@iice

Yea, i was in command for three years and had to run away from the school, because the punishment was getting too much for me to bear. . i trust your brothers terrorized their new school, st murmba boys were rough, its like the school had an infectious virus, once you enter, even the most quiet and best behaved boy would change into something else. my cousin became something else once he started studying there, his parents also had to withdraw him after sometime, imagine a school where the principal is even afraid of students, lol. . by the way whats SLC, was it saint Louis? been a while can't rem.

@scambater

why the big suprised eyes?

Nothing I call bad anyway
Just got harsh when I was made prefect and decided to
deal with anyone bigger than me, because I was kind of small
in stature, infact d smallest prefect