Bad Things You Did In Secondary School?

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hahhaaa,
funny thread,
i attended GOVT. COLLEGE IKORODU.
The craziet thing i did was kissing a female teacher in my hostel, she asked for it sha,

I better start from the nursery/primary school.

Rememeber drinknig a girl's(yeah,peju is her name but av 4goten her surname) water and refilled he water botle with my yellow urine.she must av drank some because i can remember we fought after she discovered and she stuck a stick into my eye.thank God it didnt fully affect my eyes but the scar is still there to remind me. was in maybe primary 2

Remember moving to a new school more 'buttish' than my former one.when i told my father that there were some damages in my school and we were told  to pay 1Naira,(remember 1Naira note wih Herbert Macaulay's head and big moustache,oh how i love that money).upon investigation my father caught me and my classmates heard about it.they were amazed at that ingenuity.Butties.don't mind them most of hem became badder han i became.

Also remember going to the quarters near my school to pluck some fruits.The quarters was mostly occupied by whites.remember having a lot of trouble with our mouth itching us after eating unripe pawpaws and orangesa white threatened us with a gun one day.can't remember going there after hat incident.remember our ring leader then,Gbenga Ige.Only God knows where he is today.

This incident is disgraceful.I just came to that new buttish school then and was just settling in when we were given a test.I was not there when hey taugh them so i planned to copy the guy sitting beside me.Imagine,a primary school pupil.As soon as we took our test sheets i started and the next thing i heard was a an alarm from the guy i was trying to dub.Guess why? I copied his name on my sheet.I really wanted to dub him.

These are just excerpts of my primary school experiences.Maybe one day i will be able to put them down on a blog or on paper.

Writing my crazy secondary school experience will take some efforts and many pages but to give u a general  overview of my person,i was given an award as he craziest guy in my set.couldnt attend the ceremony.my parents would av skinned me.

In my earlier years in school.was taken to the boarding house.What a mistake!Threw away almost almost my belongings. Fell terribly sick because i wouldnt just take care of myself.'Prosecuted' a very popular senior in a theft case.Ran away with a senior's fish money.told me to buy fish for him at Mr Jide's house.Sneaked away under his watchful eyes and blatantly denied when confronted.
My parents 'rescued' me from the boarding house and my troubles began.

Remember leaving school during school hours for one Egbon's house just to watch films and maybe blue films. That man was a terrible man,he was watching us destroy our lives and didnt warn us. How i loved him then?

Remember coming late to school and then singing songs and hymns on the famous Agidimo hills taunting and waiting for prefects or cadets to catch us.

Remember all those great fights.Remember, encouraging the fighters with shouts of Sending!Sending!!Sending!!!Sending!!!We loved those fights.Remember the grea fights beween Akeredolu and Sulaiman,Campus vs Osadare etc

I remember playing fooball after school hours in class and thereby breaking he asbestors.Show me any Christ School boy who is not guily of that.

Remember shouting the word 'order' like they do in court when there is noise in the class.it became my major nickname.

I remember stealing and tearing that famous 'vernacular' fine book.It was costing us too much.

I remember using my textbook money to eat Mama Moshood's Pekere.Oh!the teacher beat me to pulp when i coulndny buy the book.

I remember been sent out of the class for disturbing the class.I went out,collected a friends jacket and came back into the class.When the teacher saw me,he asked me if i wasnt the one he sent out and i told him it must av been my twin.he was decieved for a while but my classmates' giggles gave me up.

Remember people consulting me for lies after we have done some mischief.i told them it comes by inspiration and it will come when they exactly needed it.God is merciful.

reember those girls also.i better keep mute here.

I also remember almost being lured into homosexualism on that fateful day in Aiyegbami Quarters(a quiet area of our school,hence the name.Aiyegbami in Yoruba means we have all the chance).


I remember a lot more but they are not things to be proud of.Thanks to God's mercy.Many had their promising lives got derailed and some even got lost.Glory be to God they are now stories.

Hope u didnt get bored.

hmmm me, i was a darrn rascal, !!!!

i remember my best friend ezugo in junior high, airforce secondary school portharcourt. he was so intelligent, while i was such a dons, my dady always wondered y i wouldnt copy from him. so i thought of somthing. i started making him touch girls in their asses and presses on their breasts he was soooo excited!! everyday we would press on girls. my aim was to DOWNGRADE hi GRADES, altleast a little, to make up for mine lol,
wel that didnt work, i also remember hiding in the bushes and throwing stones at teachers i hated!! LOL i remember my maths teacher, i liked him so much Mr Nakpodia, but one day he broke my hrt , he flogged me eh!! he liked to pull his shoes during classs, u no wot i did, yes u guessed it but no. i didnt steal it. not possible, i put soldier ants inside his sucks!!!! hahahahahahahahaaa. after class, i made sure i monitored him closely, he danced his way to staff office!! i think i pressed almost all d fine girls in my set, except the quiet ones.

i was later taken to another school in SS1  .Marist brothers Juniorate.  DAMN!! buncha homosexuals up in that. ontop of that, there was this senior that kept buggin mee. tellin me HOMO-SHIT!!! when i refused, he started to punish me!! always flogging me during manual labour  so i had a plan(GOD 4GIV ME) one day he came to meet me in d dorm and started his stupid talk, i agreed.when everyone went to class. i stayed just as planned. he came. i asked to giv him a job. he was so suprised and excited!!(HEH HEH HEH) i closed my eyes and i know i hav never bitten a human bieng so hard in my life!!!!!he cried and shouted!!! alarming half d school but only a few pwople knew thank goodness. he had to go home for a month!! everytime he saw mee. he would frown at himself. because he knew that if he tried anything, PLAN B would com up!!.

yes,i mst confess,am not bad in school,but, i hate OPPRESSING,am an easy going person, cooool guy with integrity,but,never 2 FULK wit,anything you do to me be it good or bad,i will pay you back, in a double and stylistic way.
if you HELP me i will go extra-miles to help you too.
if you favour me then, throughout the you will be favoured.
if you show some LOVE then, am ready 2 die 4 you
but if you show some WICKEDNESS, then, you mustn't go unpunished.

i went to GCA  Lagos, can remember any bad things done expect there was this teacher that we both like each other but we can't  relieved it to each other, then he was force to punished me , i mean beat up on the butt then asked to cut grass then plant corn. i hate him for the rest of my school.MR ADEOSO, chemistry teacher

any st. barnarbas student here from KABBA? well the only thing JONNY can still remember was the day i slaped sharon for not falling in love with me. but please help me tell her i still love her.[flash=200,200][/flash]

Hey guys I love this thread, You want to try the real meaning of BAAAAAD
Here are just a few

Went to FGC OKigwe

Some chaps used to sleep in the quadrangle on their bunks, we would just carry them with their bunks to the junior girls hostel, of because no security on their gate, and they would wake up to the screaming of the girls

my buddies and I would get a very long stick and put a nail at the end. we would go to the store of the dinning and pick loafs of bread that we were supposed to have for breakfast. Well it wasnt stealing just being smart

Go to female hostels, get some female undies and hang it by the black board especially black undies were mostly used by me,

Used to go to girls hostels and with stick we would finger all those girls sleeping by the windows,

Am sur by now those girls that went to my school will be swearing for me.

Used to steal our senior house masters chickens and cook in the hostel. Pa Nwoks. (God Forgive me)

Breaking bounds, Lockers, Moving mattres.
Infact when i look back i should be in jail. . Well thank God for his mercies

I attended Igbobi College Yaba. I remembered then @ d back of the Chapel was just a wall demarcating our School and Igbobi Girls high sch, then we purposely perforated the walls so we can see d girls p----y when they are urinating by d wall. There was a day a girl purposely opened it all 4 us, unknown 2 us she was urinating in2 a bowl then she now threw d bowl and d urine @ us over d fence.

Also we used 2 press d girls boobs and asses whenever they pass through our school.

too cute too cute and was irresitable to both female students and teachers, 

so. . sooo good 4u!!

arghhhh! my swtyhart. . i was more dan naughty. . im just too lazy to type ni jare

This is cool, I attended Lagos State Model College, Igbonla, Once Me and my crew were caught Cooking rice in the hostel with Boiling ring.I thought that was my last day in School, but was pardoned after cutting grass like hell.
Agian i remember staying back in the hostel when other students went for afternoon prep. The principal and the H/master came to the hostel , i was quick though,Slipt into the ceiling and was walking round the ceiling, men that ceiling was hot like hell.The house M, also Climd one of the buncks to check the ceiling i was wachinh in the ceiling but he just didn`t see me.

Graffities on desks,tables and walls,you know,marking territories and dissing.Good old innocent days.Present players,please restrain,rather play with your computers.