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enque (f)
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scalin d fence into the hostel during class periods to go and gist in d hosltels.
scalin out of d dorm to go to class (that shld b arnd 10am for a class dat starts at 8am, after d house mistress must av locked d gates)
bringin in contrabands to school,
in my final year in secondary scl, we put off d lights in my room n 'sanshayed' (beat up) a junior girl who was very rude,
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obitobe
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@casper
i finished in 1998 and you?
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casper (m)
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i finished in '02. that means you were don jazzy's mate?  |
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nifemi4u
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I did many thing but two thing i can 4get in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day dis biology came 2 class dat day wil told her dat ma pls explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say wat topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are dat wat she is drawin i tink u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no dat am a bad girl all friend i giv dem gud 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no wat de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no dis sch nazareth college epe lagos
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replenish (f)
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I did many thing but two thing i can forget in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day this biology came 2 class that day wil told her that ma please explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say what topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are that what she is drawin i think u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no that am a bad girl all friend i giv them good 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no what de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no this sch nazareth college epe lagos
Can somebody please interprete the above to me |
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tinkinfela (m)
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total crap!
@nifemi4u
i have pity for your spoken english
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ayeesha (f)
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total crap!
@nifemi4u
i have pity for your spoken english
i tire o! with her written english like this, i wonder how her spoken english will be. i must post, i must post. oya post and she ends up posting rubbish! |
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obitobe
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yes i was mate with don jazzy @casper
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stnkate
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I did many thing but two thing i can forget in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day this biology came 2 class that day wil told her that ma please explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say what topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are that what she is drawin i think u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no that am a bad girl all friend i giv them good 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no what de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no this sch nazareth college epe lagos
Jesus is Lord!!! so this type of people have done waec before even jamb.i know you will have f9 parallel in your wace and 49 in your jamb. shame on you. |
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kadman
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I went to Lagos Model College Igbonla
I cheated in EVERY single exam, And i mean EVERY.
I once broke into the Vice Principal's office through his roof to steal the Chemistry Exam questions for the next day,we were caught ! So we went to a babalawa to do some Jazz,and the case died down.
When i was a junior if i senior sent me to fetch water,i always urinated in it, No exceptions
At night,i off the room lights,flog someone sleeping then run away laughing
My specialty, At night,i wind an iron hanger till it becomes hot,then use it to burn anyone who offended me during the day
Once,i tied a juniour privates to the fan,then put the fan on HI SPEED,he reported me - i got him back by clearing out his locker 2 weeks later during PREP, He didn't have one shirt till the end of that term
I was a little devil,but funny enough i never liked stealing even when i didn't have.
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obitobe
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did many thing but two thing i can forget in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day this biology came 2 class that day wil told her that ma please explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say what topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are that what she is drawin i think u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no that am a bad girl all friend i giv them good 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no what de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no this sch nazareth college epe lagos you are a big disgrace to english lauguage. |
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nossycheek (f)
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There is this expert flogger in my school called Mr Anuma and he had to flog all SS2 students one particular morning as general punishment. Immediately he flogged me, I fell to the ground and pretended to have fainted. the teachers were confused and were trying to revive me. Our VC who was a smoker brought out his cigarete to burn but I got up and ran to my classroom
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neksummi (m)
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[Went 2 FGC Ogbomosho (FEGO 4 LIFE). Did some uncountable and unprintable crazy things. I remember one time (a day before i wrote my jamb) i beat up all d junior students in my room because i had a dreamt that i overslept on jamb day and they didnt wake me up thereby making me miss d exam!!!. Am sure a lot of them prayed that i would fail maybe that was why i didnt get up to the score i wanted!!] Kaydkay, where was I that I didn't 'gbab' you? When did you finish? I left Ogbomoso '99. My confession: I was taken out to town by a JS # student when I was in JS 1 to watch some nasty movies. Was caught in town in my junior days by a teacher and I was even on slippers! I could remember slapping a junior student when he was loitering when he was supposed to be in prep only for him to cry and say 'I'm in JS1 and I'm just coming today' I felt bad. I was good though if not they would't have made me the Headboy. |
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folahann (m)
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I couldn't stop laughing out loud at all those post, i think this should be on the joke section
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Mr.Info (m)
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It was this particular topic that made me join niaraland.com  |
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Ima Ero (m)
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Hi , this is an appeal to all Edokpolo Grammar School Benin City old students both home and abroad to sign up at the new website www.egsalumni.com .Create your user account so we can all get together to revive the school's lost glory . If you've got the will then there is a way !Cheers , |
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Joan4427 (f)
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Hah! Boarding school days. Such funny tales we have to tell. Lol! There is a new novel coming out this July that is all about the experiences and adventures in Nigerian Federal School. The book is, FEDDIE GIRL, written by Nona David (an ex-feddie student) If you haven't heard about this novel, you need to check it out. Go to the publishers site to read excerpts http://bernardbooks.com/subpage.htmlAlso see the FEDDIE GIRL blogs at http://joanpeck.wordpress.comIt's simply hilarious! You will think you're back in boarding school re-living those experiences! Grin Grin Grin Grin For more info, please contact me: Joan Peck (Book Publicist)
Bernard Books Publishing
http://bernardbooks.com
joan.peck@bernardbooks.com |
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satcom
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i just can not forget how deciplined i was in sultan bello seconday scohhl sokoto,i was a terrow and was adored nand respecpected all through my days,despite my small nature , DECIPLINE WAS MY WATCH WORD , NO MATTER WHOSE OXE IS GOD
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xoxoxo (f)
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I did many thing but two thing i can 4get in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day dis biology came 2 class dat day wil told her dat ma pls explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say wat topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are dat wat she is drawin i tink u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no dat am a bad girl all friend i giv dem gud 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no wat de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no dis sch nazareth college epe lagos
Best response ever. As I type this, Pyotr is on the floor DWL  @topic Best thread ever. *Bookmark* |
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ifedy
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I did many thing but two thing i can 4get in my life is there's is boy name laja wil hate eachother.wil fight monday 2 thursday 4 me i did fight on friday bco i wil attend fellowship 2 ask 4givenes.one day dis biology came 2 class dat day wil told her dat ma pls explain last topic 2 us she say late she start new topic say wat topic thank she is drawing ear on board i let her draw it and ask are dat wat she is drawin i tink u are drdaw your husand ear or use she bit me up i no dat am a bad girl all friend i giv dem gud 2 bfriend them and if any boy came 2 me 2 bfriend do u no wat de cal wana fight c hell an a bad lady in sch i thank god 4 my life GOD 4Give me who no dis sch nazareth college epe lagos
My God, u for pity that high school, u should not have mentioned the name. I am so sure that Yoruba was the teaching medium in that school. U must have learnt your biology math and even english in yoruba |
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C K
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my guy in ikotun comprehensive college, how come u dey do all this things? wey baba Ajao no dey know?
i be student from there too. i start from jss 1 to ss3 2004 set.
which set u comot for school.
hope to hear from u.
cephas in ss3A.
Regards.
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hollandis
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I thought this thread was dead lol |
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nex (m)
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Do you really wanna know? I was one of the most dangerous people that ever passed through FGC Kano (after the Ghetto Bastards, Scorpion , Jibesky and scorpion).
I was a leader of most of the riots that took place when I was a senior. I sold library books. I graffitied the entire school walls. I used to organize fights. I was the lead commando on "red night". I got myself an exeat booklet that I issued to whoever wanted to go to town. I never attended class, but I always passed. I flung mattresses. I burnt the feet of my mates sleeping in the hostel. I poured a cold dirty water on the house master.
I broke into the tuck shop.
All this I did not for fun, but just to prove it could be done.
There're just a few other things that are R-rated.
I didn't punish juniors, didn't send them on errands or extort from them. I preferred doing things myself and picking on my own mates. I never carried firearms in secondary school, I just don't know why they nominated me for the award of "baddest boy". Thank God I didn't win.
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Liyola (m)
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I went to Ijegun comprehensive snr high school Lagos (I.C.S.H.S)
i dey always yatch girls for class, e get 1 day wey i no fit forget 4 my life, i won bang one girl wey i don dey target since 2weeks, so we dey smush our self unda my desk, i dey rup her breast lyk say 2morow no dey, shey dey rub my drogba lyk say na 2day world go end. I don high, my drogba don strong lyk terry swaga, our maths teacher (a lady) jus cum in and say evry stand up and i no fit stand cos ma drogba don strong con stand straight, the women said stand up bello, i no fit i dey xpent make d woman wipe me cain so my drogba go fall buh she no wipe, she jus cum near us and saw d girl left breast owt and saw my drogba strong. She took us to the principal office and i received the beating of my life from our year tutor Mr Usman and Mr Abbey.
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Uzzyan (f)
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haaaa plenty things ooo!!!
First of threw my prefect badge at my teacher for flogging mi in the presence of my juniors, lol, he came begging!!!
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Dclique (m)
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@liyola,Hahahaha na wa o.
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ABAYOMMY
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Men my own dey worst oooooooo. i was the team leader that burnt the hole school, just becos my pricipal mi yarn on the assembly ground.
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in me
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NA WA OOOOO
SEE CRIME AGAINST HU=MANITY
Nigeria, Nigerians lol
no be today, e don tey wey will sabi bad thing
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