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lizzy4u
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BAD THINGS
Yeah it is really from wat i have seen so far.
i attended Falas Academy a econdary School then it was fun dealing with the senior cos then i and my friend dont always give damn expecially when you come late to school and you are now handed over to a senior for purnishment. that senior is finish from that day cos we are going to show her/him the way to their house
it is fun then sha God forgive
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og2711 (m)
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i poured liquid polish in my friends luggage on vacation day and shat in his bucket henry 007, i assume that 'shat' is the past tense of 'shit'. Nigerians and their interpretation of the English language. That is if shit is a verb sef!
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iice (f)
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@ Iice, you still never tell us wetin you do. After all the other guy was the best behaved student on graduation because of his innocent eye glass look yet he was the worst guy on 'campus'.
Looks can be deceiving they say  Oh i did the usual. . .skipped just about everything 
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faketan (m)
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Skipping things no be bad thing my deart. compare the stories so far. if na only skip, you be angel. True talk. See students wee de knack their female teachers. I think say na only for england wee e de happen.
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xlad21 (m)
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well i went to suleja academy, now fedral government academy suleja.by their high moral standards, i was a terrorist, as a games prefect, i once made the whole school to forfeit their dinner, then all would match to their class that night and scrub their class rooms that same night instead of having their night prep, just because turnout for games was poor that day. of course my girlfriend then in ss2 was exempted, she accompanied me around school gisting with me while i was metting out my will.
i kind of enjoyed it.
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blkmum700
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i had sex with many girls and My english teacher,i wish am still in High school to continue having the Fun,there is notting important that dat in secondary school.
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blkmum700
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i had sex with many girls and My english teacher,i wish am still in High school to continue having the Fun,there is notting important than dat in secondary school.
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henry007 (m)
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wat gender plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ibrahiem (m)
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@iice yeah kuru. and u should know dat we rule plateau not only jos,except if u are faking identity.we breed all kinda stuff,u name them. go to my school assembly hall,u will find a name da begins with SMU, it's a 7 lettered word n da biggest in da hall.u can't miss it.just 2 clarify. 
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pappilo (m)
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I was in FGC Lagos. I went to fcuk ashis at okoko garden hotel and the sad thing is I did not even use no condom. Many years after I am still scared I may be HIV positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tkb417 (m)
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Mine was to form like an al-qaida kind of network and beat people that wont submit to our biddings. We used to fold our shot sleeves and that was the sign that ure a member of the dreaded.
One of those days, my secondary school had a match with another secondary school and we ambushed some students from the other school, beat them, collected dem biros and took der belts.
Weeks later, Police came into our school and with the help of our Principal, they took us to a Police Station. How they got to know what we did, till today, i have no idea. we slept at the ELEWE-ERAN police station in Ogun state. Meeen, i cried like a baby. After spending 3 nites, the Principal sent us away from the school. Meeeeeeeeen, my mum nearly disowned me.
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real_demi (f)
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@poster was in fggc, oyo. I was a good girl most of the time. but i remember avoiding Morning assembly especially in S.S3. but there was this day I got caught with some classmates. we ran to d bush in the bid to avoid getting caught not knowing that d whole area had been surrounded. Later after getting caught and serving our punishments, my fellow culprits said i ran like a cheetah, and I used to be so gentle in class  and i dint even know i culd run that fast  On another occassion, i was very hungry. In the dormitory, i stumbled upon a bottle of "Tree Top" thinking it was orange juice that was in it, I quickly took a sip only to find out dat it was  grrrrr. , Izal germicide (colored), spat it out immediately!!!!. One day, a junior gal slept beside me and peed on the bed but in the middle of the nite, she woke up and left me to sleep alone on the bed to go and sleep somewhere else. When we woke up in d morn, every kept saying I was the one dat bedwetted. no matter what i said and d silly girl was there!! D joke was all on me,
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DY (m)
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Words can"t express how happy I am to finally take off this burden from my heart, although it happened about 14years ago its memory still lingers with me till this day. I happen to be my school principal's best student because my father and he are friends so he's always inviting me to his office to come and share his meals. One sunny afternoon after siesta, I want to his office as usual, but he wasn't around, fortunately he didn"t lock the door, and I strolled in. I began searching through his drawer looking for nothing in particular, and to my amazement i saw an evelope containing about #7,500, i guess the money is for entrance forms sold by him cause I saw some names on it. Without thinking twice I took the envelope and bolted out of the office into thr safety of my hostel. That singular action of mine cost his secretary her job cause he thought she took it. I hope God will forgive me and its a huge relief having it off my mind since all these years.
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Bamiprof (m)
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This a very funny thread, n my days in secondayr school i was a very notorious student due to how often i get punished every week.On our social nites myself and my friends set target on how many girls we gonna smooch that night ans we always get to meet the target because it was glaring for everybody to see. This senior always ask for my milk everynite, so one nite after midterm i bought half tin of my baby brothers milk and gave it to him when he requested,i was in deep shit that night.
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hollandis
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Words can"t express how happy I am to finally take off this burden from my heart, although it happened about 14years ago its memory still lingers with me till this day. I happen to be my school principal's best student because my father and he are friends so he's always inviting me to his office to come and share his meals. One sunny afternoon after siesta, I want to his office as usual, but he wasn't around, fortunately he didn"t lock the door, and I strolled in. I began searching through his drawer looking for nothing in particular, and to my amazement i saw an evelope containing about #7,500, i guess the money is for entrance forms sold by him cause I saw some names on it. Without thinking twice I took the envelope and bolted out of the office into thr safety of my hostel. That singular action of mine cost his secretary her job cause he thought she took it. I hope God will forgive me and its a huge relief having it off my mind since all these years.
God will forgive you if u ask Him for forgiveness
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hollandis
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This a very funny thread, n my days in secondayr school i was a very notorious student due to how often i get punished every week.On our social nites myself and my friends set target on how many girls we going to smooch that night ans we always get to meet the target because it was glaring for everybody to see. This senior always ask for my milk everynite, so one night after midterm i bought half tin of my baby brothers milk and gave it to him when he requested,i was in deep shit that night.
Prof dont put us in suspense.How were u in deep shit?abi na cerelac u give am?
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hollandis
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I was in FGC Lagos. I went to fcuk ashis at okoko garden hotel and the sad thing is I did not even use no condom. Many years after I am still scared I may be HIV positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scared of what?please go 4 voluntary counselling today and let your mind be cleared.For all I care u might turn out to be HIV negative.
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opsy (f)
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waz a gentle babe,nofin rili!
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suprted (m)
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was a pretty good student but used to fight (and lose) a lot.
one time i got suspended for fighting, came to school though because i didn't want my parents to kick my ass. i was suspended for a week, from monday to friday. I went everyday and hid in the toilet but got caught on the thursday, not even caught as such, just that the guy who saw me remembered that i was meant to be suspended after the fact. cue the entire school looking for me. i had to scale fence to get home. the next day i thought i was safe, walked back in like normal, they punished me all day. i almost got expelled. the beating my parents gave me when they found out. worst fking night of my life.
this wasnt in secondary school, but when i was in the states, i lived in a boarding house of sorts and we shared facilities with other people. anyway i hated one of my neighbours so one day i took his teaspoon from his locker and used it to feed sugar and water to a rat that had been caught in one of those rat gum traps and was lying there weakly, then i put the spoon back in his locker.
oh in js2, i painted stones bright colours and put it in a tin and called it rock candy, one guy ran and was like please can i have, gave it to him, he would have broken his teeth if he hadn't tasted the nasty paint first.
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+osisi
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I was a good girl in secondary school,caused no problems . Good brilliant student  got most of the prizes at graduation 
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I dey Vex! (m)
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 He He He!!! Those days were okay. I will share one particular story. This senior was so cruel that I decided to punish him. He gave me clothes to wash for him. No stress!! I quickly washed the clothes and immersed it in kra kra!! Know what kra kra is? Wait till it itches you!! Oh boy the guy wore his uniform the next morning and nothing happened until he started sweating during the day. You needed to see the guy. Even me pitied him. Finally, He had to be painted all over with palm oil before it subsided. Senior Joshua of UFTC, Jarawan Kogi, if you are out there, abeg forgive your dog! No be my fault. Na you cause am. You too "wicked"
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I dey Vex! (m)
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@ Lice Looking for St. Murumba Old Boys? You've got one here! After I left UFTC, Jarawan Kogi, I went to St. Murumba. Men, we did some good old shit! Can't talk about them now sha but will fill you in. You went to SLC? I need to know you. That was another bad area!!! hit me: okeycima@gmail.com or call 08033649641
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spoilt (f)
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you were one of those guys skulking around terrifying us at night.  the school authorities always thought we were deluded when we said we saw men in our rooms after lights out! 
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speciexl (m)
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i stole the wake up bell en hid it, so we all had enuff time to sleep. i guess that was the best sleep we all had in our entire school history. neva was caught!!! neva will be,
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kenosky (m)
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confessions from school? Hmmmm!!! wuznt a bad chap in school maybe naughty would b more acceptable, went to a day school (AUDCHS, okota), wuz a prankster, actually tormented classmates, How u ask? I had this bullet corner at the top right hand side of the blackboard where gaffes by collaegues and teachers alike (Agric and Yoruba teachers were the worst culprits) were captured for the entertainment of the whole class, In junior class, i wuz King of Dissing- actually dissed a guy so much dat he broke down and cried (i still feel sorry for the homeboi- my tite man today) though he started it by making some rude comments abt my elder bro (who i always adored and still adore). Didnt c the need to skip classes though (wuz always top of my class!!!). Also did the extra mural class stuff, u know na! stayed behind after school to read (but actually to smooch- dat wuz where we drew the lines den sha!).
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Fimmy (m)
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i did alot of bad things, i hope God will forgive me for all i did
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adekennis (m)
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Chai, wicked naira, lander i bow oooo 
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Riff-Raff
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i poured dveils dust on my class mate because they wont let me host a show. one pf them was an albino, he was red all overfrom scrathimg. though it was funny back then. i'm really sorry about it now. that was one of the many sins i commited in sec school. may God forgive me 
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bimbliss (f)
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my friends and i used to write "FOR SALE AT 0.0000000000005KOBO
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bimbliss (f)
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and stick it on the back of our classmates
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