Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)

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ne4real (f)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #32 on: July 03, 2007, 05:19 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin laughs.

u guys wont kill me with laughter in this forum!!!!!!!!
bidex (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #33 on: July 03, 2007, 05:26 PM »

hummm,  seven dangers. but i don't see this as a danger. to me it will be seven more advantages of coke. let me start with chlorine,   chlorine is an element that when added to water forms hydrochloric acid. and it is this same chlorine that is beign used for water purification and sweet taste(not like sugar taste ooo because some people might think sugary).

why don't u say seven dangers of tissue papers sofar u can use it in toilet and at the same time use it in the kitchen?

abeg make we dey know wetin we dey post here ooo.
dason4life (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #34 on: July 03, 2007, 05:27 PM »

Quote from: ne4real on July 03, 2007, 05:19 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin laughs.

u guys wont kill me with laughter in this forum!!!!!!!!

Abi I bow o
aisha2 (f)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #35 on: July 04, 2007, 04:49 PM »

Quote from: Po Deep on February 28, 2007, 06:13 PM
Hmn.Soda.Health.Science.Intelligent vocabulary.Lack of humor.
Well this is what happened last night.
I sat under the stars & pondered upon the metagremphilytics  of the evils of the soda industry.So i blinked twice,scratched my a$$ once & thot: how about shoving two bottles of coke & pepsi respectively up my a$$.Without hesitation,i acted upon my thoughts.
Its really hard for me to say this but by d next morning,the acids from the drinks had melted all my rubbish.Can u imagine?!All of my rubbish! This circumconflominarggarating occurence caused my infant bitch(not human) to die of starvation.All because no rubbish was left for her poor soul to devour.Can u imagine?not a single morsel of rubbish! Sh!t!rubbish!!rubbish!!!rubbish!!!!(please do well to ignore the numerous '!'s)
So fcuk coke & pepsi!Fcuk em!(or as d moderator would interprete; 'Mess em!')!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don't allow my boss to fire me for laughing on duty oh. please
rasulua (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #36 on: July 04, 2007, 06:06 PM »

Greatpeter, greetins 2 evri1,am u new home guy,we gona share tins together,Wel am new in da house,bt plz cn i nw d web u gt that msg from?
oluyemimi (f)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #37 on: July 05, 2007, 12:11 PM »

wetin we go com dey drink?na wa oh!!!!
hope this is still jokes/nairaland
cnt beliv this!
dason4life (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #38 on: July 05, 2007, 12:28 PM »

Quote from: oluyemimi on July 05, 2007, 12:11 PM
wetin we go com dey drink?na wa oh!!!!
hope this is still jokes/nairaland
cnt beliv this!

I tire o
Rlst84sale (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #39 on: February 16, 2008, 06:43 AM »

It is now understandable why Niaja is the way it is, had this guy posted this on some white guys website, someone would have gone and experimented most of the facts that he stated here. The guy was mostly right coke/pepsi is not healthy for human consumption, (it is so sad we feed them to children).  Stop dissing the guy the info is quiet informative. Thanks  buddy.
Ninjabyte (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #40 on: February 16, 2008, 09:10 AM »

Quote from: Rlst84sale on February 16, 2008, 06:43 AM
It is now understandable why Niaja is the way it is, had this guy posted this on some white guys website, someone would have gone and experimented most of the facts that he stated here. The guy was mostly right coke/pepsi is not healthy for human consumption, (it is so sad we feed them to children).  Stop dissing the guy the info is quiet informative. Thanks  buddy.

Well for starters, if u check the stats, u'll discover that most allergies and disorders related to food are prevalent in the developed countries. Thats because they've solved most of their problems so all they do is eat (excessively) and thats the more reason why they'll be pushed to carry out a test of their own. Here wey be say hunger and poverty dey sleep on the same bed with us, what do u expect.

If person get awoof offer wey make .im paddy  buy am coke, u wan make the guy fashi begin dey yarn okpata say coke dey kill? Ol boy, e no go happen. Awon guys go sip awoof till they drop.

But on a serious note, these are points i'll consider when next i grab the black "thing" that makes "life tastes good"
ituen (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #41 on: February 16, 2008, 12:30 PM »

WEll i don't know for u guys but as for me, I can say from birth till this post i've drank coca cola and pepsi products worth about N3m or 3 Truckloads i wonder why coca cola or pepsi never recognize me ranging from 35cl, 50cl, family size to Cans, plastic bottles.

Now i'm stuck to the 50cl because its value for money na (almost sued coca cola for stopping production of family size).

The main thing is hw your body metabolism works. Mine breaks sugar easily and converts it to energy for me. I'm a very energetic person and I do a lot of work which involves maintenance of pumps, compressors and turbines and believe you me, being a mechanical engineer in this aspect is not a small task. Using spanners or wrenches of size 60 no be paper work oh.

I do a lot of trekking and running so i definitely use up the sugar in my body for energy (in case the starch from the food carbohydrates finish). Your body may tell u a different thing.

All the same, we need to take precautions. I've had tooth decays and removals check my profile for further details and it is caused by lack of dental hygiene. I usually have a bad habit of eating chocolates and having carbonated drinks and i forget at the end of the day to brush my teeth. We all know what bacteria can do and i've cultivated this habit for more than 15 years.

So if we can clean our teeth after every meal, den we would have little side effects to these sweet tins.

As for me, anyday, a chilled bottle of 50cl coke will do the trick. Infact, if u offer me that, we don get good lasting friendship

But remember, no be me tell you oh
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #42 on: February 16, 2008, 12:36 PM »

Wtf? Did u say 'tis out. . . . Well this dosent prevent me from drinking it. . . .
ituen (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #43 on: February 16, 2008, 03:24 PM »

Well u can do if u want to. But i don't tell u my own case
Rlst84sale (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #44 on: February 16, 2008, 04:19 PM »

Funny enough, the kind of sugar that out body is programmed to easily break down is glucose found in natural form in friuts and vegetables. The body treats any processed sugar such as found in soda, juice and other sweets as poison. Another surprising fact is that one can/bottle of soda can render the immune system functionless by 30% for 24 hours. If the body is resisting, fighting infections, and rebuilding its damaged tissues now while you keep pouring your soda in it  is just a matter of time. It will eventually pack it up sooner or later. The earlier we realize it the better "whatsover one sows one shall reap". Stop drinking soda before it stops you. Good luck.
clemcykul
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #45 on: February 18, 2008, 10:48 AM »

*goes off and drinks 2 crates of coca cola* Grin


aww i feeeel gooooooooooood Grin
holythug (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #46 on: February 20, 2008, 06:09 PM »

Undecided  @ poster yea all d chemical equations & reactions in your hypthesis or should i say theory as nuttin to go wit d reaction d coke or watever soft drink will do to do stomach or did u say body, & this goes to d heavy drinkers, i.e is talkin d bones . . .as for me o, i take it when i feel like infact, as soon as i click reply, m gettin a 50cl (orobo)  Cool
holythug (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #47 on: February 20, 2008, 06:32 PM »

@ least its better than this


* orange & pee squash.jpg (17.59 KB, 580x426 )
clemcykul
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #48 on: February 21, 2008, 10:42 AM »

*grins*
holythug (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #49 on: February 22, 2008, 07:28 PM »

clem your happy 2day  Cool
xammy (m)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #50 on: February 22, 2008, 09:40 PM »

i hope stout and star is still ok, because even dou it will cause earthquake: guys i will still be there for my love
clemcykul
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #51 on: February 23, 2008, 01:53 PM »

jeeeeeezzzz holythug don't chu want me happy?

what an observer!  Grin
quickygirl (f)
Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks)
« #52 on: March 10, 2008, 03:37 AM »

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