"word War One" Words Of Mass Destruction

**********WORD WAR ONE************

LETS GET THIS JOINT CRACKING

RULES:-

THERE AINT NO RULES,just one round(16 BARS) of verbal assault on your opponent


     WORDSMITH    VS      KGODDIE

     ALEXPISSU      VS       MAILMALC

     MALTHUS         VS       HEYO

     OBEDZ             VS      SAUCEKID


This is how it goes,the scores are thus

20pts for METHAPHORS

20pts for  WORD PLAY

20pts for DELIEVERY

40pts for DISSING



post your hottest ish  on this thread,by 27th of september we gonna know who made it to the next round and who didnt make it.

public opinion is welcomed . . . .what you waiting for soljas?the battle jus begun . . .

. .   .   .  . . . . and Nairaland wackest 'bout to get slained . . . 
(says a short prayer)

REST IN PEACE

@ sauced kid

hey shorty is u and me
your door to stardom is so big
but i gat the key
nw sud i throw it into the lake?
or just make a duplicate
u see, u already said it all
u are a kid but sauced
nw your kid asss is abt to get flogged
as your teacher, i need your attention pay wrapped
lesson one, u not worth me fightin with
cos i hate kids grindin teeths
i ws mindin my biz
b4 u showed your kid ass asking for fuild
now i  see your success sayin 'we are screwed"
cos hommie, my dirty mouth likes u
i know u know the games, but i gat the move.   

my bad , here r d nxt 8  bars


mess your punchlines, ma kicklines hits through u - u get a hunch back
i trespass your main bitch ma stiff privates get baptized
even Rihana's umbrella couldnt save u from ma reign
Heyo takes cover when Malthuss brings the fcukin pain

Ma rhyme style kills u in the worst form trust me
tie your 4 limbs to 4 horses and send them on different courses
the virus that i spit breaks down your anti virus
The only remedy, a table spoon full of Malthuss

ok got d rest 8 bars man

like money am so in demand//am your protege so obey my command//
my punchline's creative//gat u a third nostrill//
u dont need death 2 see hell//am honoured 2 show u so well//
my lines b like harry potter's spell//turn your whole figure in2 a sea shell//

@ Heyo


Looks like you just lost this battle. u should have checked the dic meaning of 'protege'. Am very happy for you to be my protege

It is what it is now d tourney begins.

@alexpissu


Basically i crush over fakes like u jst to show my very Pep/
tactically stay ahead because i predict your every step/

Y'all watch me me rip alexpissu like a tissue /
ma words are bass speakers alex d bad Tweeter so wats da issue/

Already i've got mo dollar$ bill (deal) than gates/
these killer bars so ill u cn't help but suffocate/
Wen i Cough on mic u choke cn't even retaliate/
u're dumb tough(rough), aint a joke 2day's  your lyin in State/

u cn't tussle alex want to be a R & B singer /
i've got muscles like Arnold go ask Schwarzenegger/

mo guns than the matrix ~neo reload pop shots get ya face squeezed/
i put them ho's up in your place/as your superior u can't even look me up in d face/

i get so stormy call me da rapid~hurri~cane/
Like C4 jst blew up ya vapid~blurry~brain/

need mo punches? Jst Pass me a beat/
Still talkin ShIt , OMG u've got arse full of it/

********WORD WAR ONE*********

@obedz,malthuss,heyo,alexpissu and mailmalc

First and foremost i salute u dudes for your prompt response . . . . .the battle is heated . . . . wew!! ITS HOT IN HURR . . .

RESULTS FOR MALTHUSS VS HEYO   &   ALEXPISSU VS MAILMALC  will be coming up by the end of the day(Need to study them bars line after line,am seeing some nuclear ish man)

@ obedz
thaks for your prompt response, as we can see your date "saucekid" hasnt posted a damn thing yet . . . . lets wait and see by the end of today


@wordsmith,kgoddie and saucekid

whats up folks . . . . we still waiting on ya'all . . . .

@ kress

nice flows man . . . .

@ obedz,

 you claim to be learned but cant spell the word 'fluid'
who told your mudaf**kin ass that you was good
claims to have ma key
but cant see the door
blind ass bathemeaus
looking for the Lord
i still am your boss,cos i break your jaws
i stick ma lyrics in you,just like claws

once more

you claim to be learned but cant spell the word 'fluid'
who told your mudaf**kin ass that you gat the keys
i spit lyrics more than an UZI
when i hit you i make you doozy
you get sprawled on the floor but not in a jacuzzi
sumbitch who claim to be minding 'his biz'
aint gat no biz but just a hoodlum under the bridge
would a loved to waste ma bullets on yo slimeball ass
uhm,i gotta say,you aint worth ma sweat
when i be in you hood
i see you run for cover
mudaf**ker who claims to be hot
hiding behind his mother
ma grills ma ice
gon blind your eyes
ma flows like claws
gon tear your jaws
i see yous a homeless chap
i make you sleep with ma dog

wait,who is da judge of this tourney?hope its not hybrid?

*****WORD WAR ONE******

              RESULTS

MALTHUSS (80%)   VS   HEYO  (61%)

 ANALYSIS     
                               MALTHUSS                  HEYO
METHAPHOR               16/20                         12/20

WORDPLAY                17/20                           11/20

DELIEVERY                 15/20                           10/20

DISSING                    32/40                            28/40

TOTAL                         80/100                         61/100

MALTHUSS IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND

CONGRATS  MAN

*****WORD WAR ONE******

              RESULTS

ANALYSIS
                            ALEXPISSU                           MAILMALC

METHAPHOR               5/20                                13/20

WORDPLAY                7/20                                 15/20

DELIEVERY                 7/20                                 14/20

DISSING                    10/40                                25/40

TOTAL                        34/100                            65/100


MAILMALC IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND

CONGRATS  MAN
If you feel this result hasnt been fair enuf pls dont hesitate to drop a note of complaint ,but pls let it be known that this analysis is OBJECTIVE . . . word for word,line for line,diss for diss,skills for skills . . . .

@HYBRID-X
  You the judge so u got  your criterias .Mailmalc do your  thang dawg  got ya back.
       

I'll drop as soon as i can. I'm in school and busy with an assignment but will make time out to drop my verse. umm, may i know who the real judge is, the person you're getting your inference from, hybrid? Thanks.

*****WORD WAR ONE******

              RESULTS

ANALYSIS
                                   OBEDZ                          SAUCEKID

METHAPHOR               11/20                                13/20

WORDPLAY                7/20                                  14/20

DELIEVERY                 10/20                               13/20

DISSING                    15/40                                20/40

TOTAL                        43/100                             60/100


SAUCEKID IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND


WE GOT THREE FINALIST

MALTHUSS
MAILMALC
SAUCEKID
 

 
Am just  heartcold //like terrorists not resisting 2 kill//
cos my mind is bloodz // i was giving liscence to  kill//

Am too dem real// like verses chapters  in the quran //
F**k the Government //their promises are harmattan//

my own promised Prissy belle //just got  pregnant//
No helpin hands//  carry  cross  like my own pregnant//

best homies winked// abortion is deceased in my thoughts //
in d sight of Allah is Eden// think back morality is   strength//

The  world is 2 side coin //first layed at tender age of  8 //
Rap n Basketball were  my 1st allies //now am Rap advocates//

right  now am//   Furckin up  bitches snitching on my biznessies//
i will love this rap// till river niger  and  the  sahara meets//

god of appollo is dead //time 4 true disciples to  ressurects //
my   mic science//  illuting minds of real heads  intellects//

i  smack  em  niggaz  brains// put em brains in their privates //
cos they aint  got skills//  like Yokozuna tryin 2 play crickets//
       
*******doing my thang******
   " Sometimes mind is incredible "

@KGODDIE

kool,all we need do for now is to wait on wordsmith  . . . he has till 2morrow to post ish or else u declared winner . . . . .

as for them other cats that already qualified     . . . the war jus went nuclear